St Joseph High School - Gold and Blue Yearbook (Huntington, WV)

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A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE lt IS a sunny day .Tune 27 1978 a blue Ptpcr Pacer streaks eastward across the sky on tts reco dbreak1ng fl ght Around the World IH 80 Minutes mloted by Captatn Jack Zygner Th1s fllght IS belng attempted as the result of k a new super fuel stumbled onto by the renowned technologlst Andrea D1P16FOXXh1l6 conductlng research for a neva yacclne to combat the Solbovlan Flu ClLllS1l1g across the sky at 18 OOO mlles an hour Captam .Tack turns the controls over to co ptlot Marsha .Tet Mehmert nat1onally famous auatrrx and makes radlo Contact w1th the U S S West Vlrgxma capta1ned by Admlral James Mc D e rmont Maklng the xoyage to Parxs France 1S M1ss E J Edmonds celebrated opera s1nge1'prepar1ngforherdebutin Carmen Emma Jones Lounglng on deck as Professor Edward Fulton Russell noted astronomer on route to Su ltzerland to attend the Yodelers Conventlon Fly mg oy er Madr1d Spam we see m an arena below Mattador Blatt challengmg a bull Approachmg Barcelona can be heard opemng engagement Seconds later 1nPar1s they see Mar1e Bee Mueller well known blllboard pamter 1n her overalls f1n1sh1ng her latest master p1ece Zoommg down Reu de Vagerorx 1S Pterre Zlhlmann notorlous lnternatlonal playboy drlvlng h1s tmported Cheyy and smokmg 1mported El Ropos' 1,5 Appearlng 1D the Globe Theater 1n Rome 1S renowned Shake spear1an actress Sandra Porter Sandra 1S makmg her debut 1n Othelo as Desdemona ff A ln Genoa the co pllot sp1 e s Bxll Pasquah openmg h1s new dr1ve 1n The Plzza Kmg wh1ch features Amer1can spaghett1 Donna Mae Canterbury famous plzza roller has been employed by B1ll to roll h1s P1223 Stauoned 1n Berlm Germany 1S Prwate F1rst Class Walter L1nkf1eld vt h o generously yolunteered to accompany hx s dog D 'Xl Henry ln the flrst Amerxcan rocket bus to Mars 0 M P1-T I N enturmg oy er the Hlmalayas 1S seen Bob Monnlg famous explorer trudgmg after the Abomxnable Snowman 56 1- '. , , ' ' B 2 V ' ' A . , . . . ' I YI TY ' 6. ' ' 1 I A 'v I l v 1 vu ' - n A u ' 'I , 1 f A the strains of concert puianist Theresa Miros preparing for her A I ,Q v . . . ' g , - . . 1 K 119

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A GLIMPSE INTO THE FUTURE In Japan at the meetlng ofthe U S Embassy the p1lOt s1ghts Barbara G1lmore fore1gn mterpreter Inc1dentally Barbara can speak fluently :O languages En route to Hawau 1 s seen Shareen 'Cnadwmk Salem M1ss Water W1ngs of 1977 attemptmg to make the f1rst Oceamc sw1m M1ss Salempausesdumngher momentous swxm to glye us a b1g srmle as we fly over Upon reachmg I-Iawa 1 they fmd that Paula Hula Blatt 1S employed by the Aloo Walu ue F p d lf e e hc r below modeung tne company S lastest style A grass sk1rt made from anew exot1c herb POISON S-645, Ni 4A'V-v... H341 1vy The1r motto lt makes you 1tch to dance ' iAg'AA IAA- Flylng under the Golden Gate Br1dge QMehmert's at the wheel agamj they see B111 Seaweed Burns on locat1on for h1 s lastest mov1e W1ld Blll VS the Sea lndxans Thunder1ng over the rooftops of Hollywood they see muscular play boy B1g Bob Waldron demonstratmg h1s barbells to Tlny Toby Albrecht one of h1s 90 pound weaklmg customers Tmy Toby IS tak1ng th1s mst uct1on Death Valley they s1ght bearded J1m Weber the herm1t 8SSay1St work1ng on h1s lastest l1te rary noy el How To Wm People and Influence Fr1ends Pull1ng up alongs1de a sleek rocket p rop ell ed a1rl1ne they notlce Jan1ce Vlck a1rl1ne stewardess adm1n1ster1ng oxygen to Nancy Shutts 1llustr1ous novelxst who IS travel1ng to the moon to obta1n mater1al for her next sc1encef1ct1on novel L1fe Among the Moon Goons Over Las Vegas we see Terry Malloy s new dr1ve xn gamblmg cas1no The B1g Wad Terry s slogan IS DTIXE up and Antx up H15 newest attract1on IS Judy Powers f1rst female croupler Flymg tow ard Ar1zona they HOTICB M1ke Muth trymg to load h1s 9 g1rls 1nto the fam1ly bus By the way M1ke runs the local Arthur Murray stud1o He 1 s famou s fo r h1s 1nvent1on ofthe Chamambhpso Wh1le fly1ng over Texas they s ee the Panzer Provmg Grounds commanded by General W1ll1am Gregory a West Po1nt Graduate who as a tank Sp8C1al1St IS wo rk1ng on the flrst atom1c powered tank Thunder1ng across the pla1ns they arrue 1n lnd1ana They not1ce a strange hunchbacked creature sneakuxg through the bellfry on the Notre Dame campus who calls h1mselfQuas1 Brant the bell r1nger of IN D X ini! 57 I - I I 1 ' A . , C, , ' ff 1 . A vu - A - Q lj - , . .Y , . y . . i, v ' vv fy ' -I G' ,om any' an ttey' so ' ' ' ' - ,D - ,., . ,,. U ge s 1 0 9 V I . . ,, ,, . . . ,, . . l . ,, . , . so . . y . . . , . r course so he can knock out the Bully at the beach. Diving into I A I I l I . . N . y I, . ' Tl . , . r . . I . . . v . , . . . . . ,, . vw ,1 , ' - ' ' ' Iv lv I - av ', ,- . . ,- H . , , V . . , 0 Y . . , V, ll ' IT ' ' , , , . ' - y v .' . . , ,' 1 I A' , . . 0 -1 . 5 A - I x I I