St Johns High School - Redskins Yearbook (St Johns, AZ)

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CLASS PROPHEC Y Hello: I just got off the phone with some of my old classmates. It's been twenty years since I have seen them and I was wondering how they were doing. I just had my tenth knee surgery. Ah, but don't worry, the doctor told me I'II be walking in two months. RUTH CHLARSON did indeed wait for Mike Brown to return from his Mormon Mission in Peru, but Mike married a Peruvian woman and moved to Lima. RUTH, apostatized from the Mormon church, was so upset by the whole thing that she took her pet lamb, Panco , and became a Catholic nun. She is stationed at the Vatican. GABE and LESLIE have been married for 15 years and have 10 kids. GABE is now president of the Circle M Markets. Last year they made enough profit to buy out their biggest competitor, Circle K, BILLY LEWIS married BOBBIE BEDWAY in 1990, the week after he was drafted by the Pittsburg Steelers of the NFL. They have 5 kids and BILL has decided to retire from the NFL after 14 straight years as an all-pro. What about BOBBIE'S high school sweetheart, Paul Romero, you ask? BOBBIE said, I decided to move on to bigger and better things. PATRICIA LBUBBAJ MARINO is the president of a nationally known club called, Short is Cute! The club is responsible for laws that make it mandatory for the top lockers in school to be no more than 4 feet off the floor. IBRAHIM BITAR is a traveling salesman. Included in the items he sells are flying camels and flying rugs. He also has two wives. One wife lives in San Francisco with their 10 kids and the other lives in St. Johns with their 10 kids. TRAVIS and VELVET UDALL are now running Patterson Motors. The Patterson family wouldn't let them change the name to Udall Motors, so it is now called Patterson-Udall Motors or PU Motors and, yes, the name speaks for itself. TONY GARCIA with his girl, CAROL PADILLA are the leaders of a motorcycle gang called the San Juan Chones. Members include CHAD LEE, BECKY MINER, STERLING ASHCROET, SHEILA LESTER, and KELLY VALLEJOS. In hot pursuit of this gang is TIM, fDid you see the Bears?J LESPERANCE, the newly elected sheriff of Apache County. JOEL BIGGS and KEVIN SERRANO, former San Juan Chones motorcycle gang members were selected to be the stars of the new Chips program scheduled to start next fall. MIKE CRABTREE and JIMMY CROSBY have gone into business. They run the C 81 C XL See Some More Pornography Shop on Van Buren in Phoenix, Arizona. Did you hear? Last week, LANCE PEARCE was responsible for the biggest car pile up in the history of Arizona. It seems that the drivers of some 20 cars were blinded when LANCE pulled onto the freeway in his bright orange truck. Hard working JIM HARGRAVE, KEVIN SHUCK, and TERRY MAHER are now the governing board at Coronado Generating Station and they hope to get Unit 18 started by next year. KELYN HANSEN, with his wife, RENE JOE, are responsible for uniting all the Indian reservations in the U.S. and making them one. As a result, KELYN has really become the Chief. On request from KENT to get out of the house and do something, ERANKIE has become a belly dancer at The Ranch. It is said that people come from all over just to see her. TYSON KING UDALL is becoming known as TYSON The King UDALL. This name was given to him after he won his Sth straight Mr. Universe Body Building Championship. KIRK KONECNY'S band, known as K.K. , has had the number one song on the charts for the last ten weeks. He recently told Entertainment Tonight that he couldn't haveldone it without his backup group of singers, MELISSA MANGUM, CAMI GRUGEL, and SUSAN GRIFFIE. Reverend PAT LEWIS, yes, you heard right, has taken the place of Oral Roberts on Sunday morning T.V. ABC said that if they had known that REVEREND LEWIS was going to be so popular they would have dropped Oral Roberts long ago. JOHN MALANCA just won his 10th consecutive Bull Riding Championship, When asked how he did it, he replied, I just wrapped my legs around the beast and prayed like hell. SHERYL ASHCROPT and DAPHNE LAFFERTY have been the reigning Ladies Tag Team Wrestling Champions for the past 5 years. With manager trainer DARRYL VALLEJOS running the show, they look unbeatable. TOM CRABTREE has just taken over Hank's Bank and plans to call it Tom's Bank. MURIEL DUVAL finally admitted that the United States is the best country on earth and is now governor of the state of Arizona. TROY TILLMAN was so impressed with the way Dr. Raymond handled the bus in San Diego that he talked Dr. Raymond into opening up a bus driving school. TROY was the first to sign up. JOHN MECHAM, SI-IANNA WAITE, NICK STEPHENS, and YVONNE SMITH moved to California and are the new stars on The Honey- mooners. CORA ANAYA and LISA WHITE tour ex-Pom Captainsj have danced their way into the Broadway Lights and fame and fortune. LORI JACKSON has become famous with her laugh. It is said that she can call a seal right up to her from as far away as two miles. MIKE MCQUAY is a stunt man in Hollywood. I-Ie figured if he was going to get run over by a car, he might as well get paid for it. Dr. JERRY CARDY with his staff, ambulance drivers, DOUG DAVIS and basic peon, RICK PEARCE, have opened a new clinic called Salt River Project Anonymous. It is where past winners of the SRP Engineering Scholarship go to receive psychological help. TOM PARKHURST, the 1985 recipient has been going there everyday for the last 20 years. Dr. CARDY believes that in TOM'S case, he studied so much that he went from stupid to smart to stupid again. RICK SHUMWAY and his wife, ROMELIA PEREZ have just opened a Whiting Brothers Motel, a gas station, and a thrift shop in beautiful downtown Salado. RON OVERSON and CHELLE HANNAH have been married for 9 years and have 5 children. RON is a professional life guard at Waikiki Beach and CHELLE teaches a Miss Congeniality class. RICHARD PARR, our valedictorian and the guy most likely to succeed is the leader of a moon worshipping cult in Dark Africa. And last, but not least, JOEY TURNBOUGH, after serving two tours in the navy and being awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, will be sworn in as President of the United States of America in January. Next to him will be his wife and campaign manager, First Lady, WENDY WINTERS. Now I don't know what will happen twenty years from now, but this is as good a guess as any. I do know that there will never be another class of 1985! DONAVAN TI-IORNHILL 95

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