St Johns High School - Redskins Yearbook (St Johns, AZ)

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CLASS PROPHEC Y Hello: I just got off the phone with some of my old classmates. It's been twenty years since I have seen them and I was wondering how they were doing. I just had my tenth knee surgery. Ah, but don't worry, the doctor told me I'II be walking in two months. RUTH CHLARSON did indeed wait for Mike Brown to return from his Mormon Mission in Peru, but Mike married a Peruvian woman and moved to Lima. RUTH, apostatized from the Mormon church, was so upset by the whole thing that she took her pet lamb, Panco , and became a Catholic nun. She is stationed at the Vatican. GABE and LESLIE have been married for 15 years and have 10 kids. GABE is now president of the Circle M Markets. Last year they made enough profit to buy out their biggest competitor, Circle K, BILLY LEWIS married BOBBIE BEDWAY in 1990, the week after he was drafted by the Pittsburg Steelers of the NFL. They have 5 kids and BILL has decided to retire from the NFL after 14 straight years as an all-pro. What about BOBBIE'S high school sweetheart, Paul Romero, you ask? BOBBIE said, I decided to move on to bigger and better things. PATRICIA LBUBBAJ MARINO is the president of a nationally known club called, Short is Cute! The club is responsible for laws that make it mandatory for the top lockers in school to be no more than 4 feet off the floor. IBRAHIM BITAR is a traveling salesman. Included in the items he sells are flying camels and flying rugs. He also has two wives. One wife lives in San Francisco with their 10 kids and the other lives in St. Johns with their 10 kids. TRAVIS and VELVET UDALL are now running Patterson Motors. The Patterson family wouldn't let them change the name to Udall Motors, so it is now called Patterson-Udall Motors or PU Motors and, yes, the name speaks for itself. TONY GARCIA with his girl, CAROL PADILLA are the leaders of a motorcycle gang called the San Juan Chones. Members include CHAD LEE, BECKY MINER, STERLING ASHCROET, SHEILA LESTER, and KELLY VALLEJOS. In hot pursuit of this gang is TIM, fDid you see the Bears?J LESPERANCE, the newly elected sheriff of Apache County. JOEL BIGGS and KEVIN SERRANO, former San Juan Chones motorcycle gang members were selected to be the stars of the new Chips program scheduled to start next fall. MIKE CRABTREE and JIMMY CROSBY have gone into business. They run the C 81 C XL See Some More Pornography Shop on Van Buren in Phoenix, Arizona. Did you hear? Last week, LANCE PEARCE was responsible for the biggest car pile up in the history of Arizona. It seems that the drivers of some 20 cars were blinded when LANCE pulled onto the freeway in his bright orange truck. Hard working JIM HARGRAVE, KEVIN SHUCK, and TERRY MAHER are now the governing board at Coronado Generating Station and they hope to get Unit 18 started by next year. KELYN HANSEN, with his wife, RENE JOE, are responsible for uniting all the Indian reservations in the U.S. and making them one. As a result, KELYN has really become the Chief. On request from KENT to get out of the house and do something, ERANKIE has become a belly dancer at The Ranch. It is said that people come from all over just to see her. TYSON KING UDALL is becoming known as TYSON The King UDALL. This name was given to him after he won his Sth straight Mr. Universe Body Building Championship. KIRK KONECNY'S band, known as K.K. , has had the number one song on the charts for the last ten weeks. He recently told Entertainment Tonight that he couldn't haveldone it without his backup group of singers, MELISSA MANGUM, CAMI GRUGEL, and SUSAN GRIFFIE. Reverend PAT LEWIS, yes, you heard right, has taken the place of Oral Roberts on Sunday morning T.V. ABC said that if they had known that REVEREND LEWIS was going to be so popular they would have dropped Oral Roberts long ago. JOHN MALANCA just won his 10th consecutive Bull Riding Championship, When asked how he did it, he replied, I just wrapped my legs around the beast and prayed like hell. SHERYL ASHCROPT and DAPHNE LAFFERTY have been the reigning Ladies Tag Team Wrestling Champions for the past 5 years. With manager trainer DARRYL VALLEJOS running the show, they look unbeatable. TOM CRABTREE has just taken over Hank's Bank and plans to call it Tom's Bank. MURIEL DUVAL finally admitted that the United States is the best country on earth and is now governor of the state of Arizona. TROY TILLMAN was so impressed with the way Dr. Raymond handled the bus in San Diego that he talked Dr. Raymond into opening up a bus driving school. TROY was the first to sign up. JOHN MECHAM, SI-IANNA WAITE, NICK STEPHENS, and YVONNE SMITH moved to California and are the new stars on The Honey- mooners. CORA ANAYA and LISA WHITE tour ex-Pom Captainsj have danced their way into the Broadway Lights and fame and fortune. LORI JACKSON has become famous with her laugh. It is said that she can call a seal right up to her from as far away as two miles. MIKE MCQUAY is a stunt man in Hollywood. I-Ie figured if he was going to get run over by a car, he might as well get paid for it. Dr. JERRY CARDY with his staff, ambulance drivers, DOUG DAVIS and basic peon, RICK PEARCE, have opened a new clinic called Salt River Project Anonymous. It is where past winners of the SRP Engineering Scholarship go to receive psychological help. TOM PARKHURST, the 1985 recipient has been going there everyday for the last 20 years. Dr. CARDY believes that in TOM'S case, he studied so much that he went from stupid to smart to stupid again. RICK SHUMWAY and his wife, ROMELIA PEREZ have just opened a Whiting Brothers Motel, a gas station, and a thrift shop in beautiful downtown Salado. RON OVERSON and CHELLE HANNAH have been married for 9 years and have 5 children. RON is a professional life guard at Waikiki Beach and CHELLE teaches a Miss Congeniality class. RICHARD PARR, our valedictorian and the guy most likely to succeed is the leader of a moon worshipping cult in Dark Africa. And last, but not least, JOEY TURNBOUGH, after serving two tours in the navy and being awarded the Congressional Medal of Honor, will be sworn in as President of the United States of America in January. Next to him will be his wife and campaign manager, First Lady, WENDY WINTERS. Now I don't know what will happen twenty years from now, but this is as good a guess as any. I do know that there will never be another class of 1985! DONAVAN TI-IORNHILL 95

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Class ill WE, THE CLASS OF '85, BEING WEAK OF MIND AND STRONG OF BODY, HEREBY STATE OUR LAST WILL AND TESTAMENT: I, CORA ANAYA, leave my dancing and Pom Pon abilities to Christy Tenney in hopes she will use them wisely and calm down! I, SHERYL ASHCROFT, leave my height to Francis Cruz. Good luck! I, STERLING ASHCROFT, leave what's left of my buns to Cody Marovich in hopes that hefll take better care of them this time. I, BOBBIE BEDWAY, leave my faithfulness to Paul Romero, in hopes that he will be too. I, JOEL BIGGS, leave my excellent rhythm to John Platt, it's all in the beat! I, IBRAHIM BITAR, leave to Debbie Daniels the following: 1j my richest oil well, worth at least 951.505 29 my newest flying carpet, com- plete with stereo and air conditioning, and 3J my magic lamp, just rub it and I'll appear. To Mr. Ollerton, I leave my camel, just in case his motorcycle won't start. To Mr. Madrid, I leave my harem, if they're bad just have them run laps. To Mr. Collings, an all expense paid trip to the 1988 Democratic National Convention. And for myself, I'm keeping all the happy memories of my year at St. Johns High, We, the Wild Bunch QTAMMY CAMPBELL, TAMMY WHISEN- HUNT, MELISSA MANGUM AND SUSAN CRIFFIEJ, will that Kristi finds a group to pass on our tradition of crazy friends. I, JERRY CARDY, leave my loud, boisterous personality to Bear Hunt, in hopes that he'll come out of his shell. I, RUTH CHLARSON, leave all my Harlequin Romances to Niki Raban. I, TOM CRABTREE, leave to the St, Johns' coaches my son, T.K., to develop into a superstar tsince they didn't do too much with mel! I, JIMMY CROSBY, leave all the leftover spare ribs to Mr. Udall, so he won't have to steal from all the kids in the lunchroom anymore. I, DOUG DAVIS, leave my beeper to Dusty Dunckhurst so he'll know when the cops are after him! I, MURIEL DUVAL, leave what little there is of my French bikini to Kim Druse, maybe she can fill this one out. I, RICHARD FARR, leave my job as Student Body President, 'cause they can take this job and shove it! Have fun Vaughn, maybe they'll listen to you. I, CAMI GRUGEL, will ... wait for David Padilla. I, CHELLE HANNAH, leave my Indian underwear to Tammy Wat- son, maybe she'll know what to do when they creep up on her! I, KELYN HANSEN, leave my lustful desires and continuous girl chasing to Paul Rogers, go get 'em boy! I, JIM HARGRAVE, leave my little sister, Kayleen, four years in high school in hopes that she will stay neat, tidy and be a good little doobie. P,S. Donft forget the school colors are red Sz white, not black all gold. I, LORI JACKSON talias Big Birdj, leave my long nose and big feet to the next birds that attend St. Johns High. I, RENE' JOE, leave Mella Heap my basketball skills and desire to play the game. I, KIRK KONECNY, leave my hair to Tim Grant, my good personal- ity to Kim Druse, my guitar skills to Dusty Dunckhurst and my good looks to whoever can use them. P.S. I WANNA ROCK! I, DAPHNE LAFFERTY, leave Debbi Nevius and the rest of that crowd. I, CHAD LEE, leave Royce Rothlisberger my senior attitude, in hopes that he will use it as I have. I, TIM LESPERRANCE, leave for Chicago. I heard they were looking for a replacement for Walter Payton. I, SHEILA LESTER, leave for Plastered, oh no, I mean Plaza Three, in hopes of a great partying, no, modeling career. I, BILLY LEWIS, leave my great size and football abilities to Kevin Crosby. I, PAT LEWIS, leave to get some sleep, Bill always took up more than his share of the bed! I, TERRY MAHER, leave my allergies and hay fever for Salt River, I'm sick and tired of mowing lawns! I, JOHN MALANCA, leave a high tolerance to those Juniors who have Risa next year. Hang in there! 94 I, PATRICIA MARINO, stay to help Scott Hooley get to class on time. I, MIKE THE FALL GUY MCQUAY, leave . . . anybody want to help me across the stage? I, JOHN MECHAM, leave my 9091 to my brother Brian. Maybe it will bring his average up enough to help him graduate. I, BECKY MINER, leave my height and macho muscles to my little'f brother John. I, DENISE MONTOYA, leave my height and size to Chris White, my little baby feet to Jody Zimmerman, and my sweetness to Donna Gil- christ. I, GABE MONTOYA, leave my neatly groomed mustache to Roger Faber, maybe he'll reach that stage of life someday. I, ALAN MOORE, leave my position as Brew Crew leader to Mark Ollerton and Curtis Ashton because it will take the two of them to handle it. I, RONNIE OVERSON, leave Tammy, no, Lori, no, Kashawna, no, Peggy, no, wait a minute, Chelle, yea Chelle, that's right. I, CAROL PADILLA, leave my lunch room job to anyone who can handle it, the pay is worse than the food, on second thought .. . I, RICKY PEARCE, leave my earth moving abilities and back hoe to the St. Johns School Board, maybe it will help them clean up their act. I, TOM PARKHURST, leave Denny Caps my Jason machette to fight off those wild Amazon women classmates. I, VELVET PATTERSON, leave my three-inch heel boots to John Collings so his stature will match his mouth, I also leave my dog Bumpy to add some bite to his bark. I, LANCE PEARCE, leave my orange pickup to John Postert so, hopefully, he can pick up some girls, I, ROMELIA PEREZ, leave my great English speaking abilities at Mickey Hansen. I, KEVIN SERRANO, leave my mean white beast to Pinky Hodges, now you've got a real rod! I, KEVIN SHUCK, leave Russel Norton my High School diploma. I, YVONNE SMITH, leave my will power and determination to Romona Vallejos. Keep going! I, NICK STEPHENS, leave my furious Tae Kwon Do abilities to Ivan Lee, maybe he can do something with them. I, LESLI TANNER, leave my good grades and excellent attendence record to Leonard. I, DONAVAN THORNHILL, leave my incredibly agile, graceful, and of course, well conditioned bod to Noma Ladendorff. I, TROY TILLMAN, leave my gorgeous long hair to Symonie Udall and friends so they won't go around looking like guys. I, JOEY TURNBOUGH, leave my Indy 500 driving abilities to An- drew Tafoya, maybe he can make it through a whole year with just one car. I, FRANKIE HANSEN, leave to babysit, I wonder what it will be like when I get kids? I, TRAVIS UDALL, leave my awesome bomb, incredible jumpshot, fabulous fastball and wild girl friend to Tim Grant, maybe he can score with one of them! I, TYSON UDALL, leave my size 13 purple converse hightops to Henry South to play house with his sisters in. I, DARRYL VALLEJOS, leave to go take my democracy test, again. I, KELLY VALLEJOS, leave my ability to get out of class and roam the halls to Theron Hall. I, SHANNA WAITE, leave my volleyball position to Debbi Daniels in hopes that she will carry on with all of Lori Ballard's pleading for a set to show off. I, LISA WHITE, leave my early morning paper route to anyone who can handle bringing the paper to Mr. Collings every morning. I, WENDY WINTERS, leave . . . wait a minute, my mind just went totally blank. I, RICK SHUMWAY AND I, MIKE CRABTREE, LEAVE

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