St Anthony High School - Paduan Yearbook (Sterling, CO)

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v- - May we wish all of you continued happiness through all 'the com- ing years, from the home of Smart Clothes for Young Men and Men Who Stay Young AGA D 0 I2 N 9 Smart Clothes Shop CLEANING W ' . PRESSING MILLER CAFE , The newest restaurant in town A GOOD PLACE T0 EAT 3. 2 fi: Beer I I9 No 2nd St Sterling, Colorado Congratulations to The Paduan Annual Staff on the 1937 Year Book The Sterling Farm Journal .zwfl-W' co' Fine Watches and Diamonds PADUAN ADVERTISERS A Freshman's Nightmare There on a hill in the Land of Knowledge the poor Fresh- man was being towed into a great pillared build-ing by Latin and Spanislh, who were beating him with clubs made of foreign words, declensions, sentences and conjugations, where they suddenly threw him on a bench and 'handcuffed him with English braces. The Court stood and in walllkeid 'th e great 'judge Study . The prosecuting at- torney, Mr. Intellect, and the defending attorneys, Slang and Neglect, followed him in. The Judge being seated, the Court sat down and listened while His I-lonor said in a voice of very severe quality, wllhe In- habitants of the Land of Knowledge versus A. Fresh- man. The prosecuting attorney rose and opened the trial with these words, Your Honor, Gentlemen of the Jury, and people of this country, we are here to prove that this so-called A. Freshman has cruelly as- saulted Messrs. Algebra, Latin, Spanish, English, Gen e r a I Science and their relations. l-le is also accused of wilfully slight- ing his duties to these aforesaid persons. His duties when they have been done, have been done carelessly, inorderly, and very incorrectly. It is also charged that he has tried to murder Messrs. English, Latin, and Spanish and has often al- most succeeded. l-Ie has also committed open acts of mutiny against all the persons mention- ed in this address. I hereby now turn the floor over to Messrs. Slang and Neglect. With these words he sought his chair and Mr. Slang came forward to speak for the de- fending attorneys. ' ' Y o u r Honor, Gents of the Jury, and all youse other guys, all I is got to say' is that what that at- torney sa's ain't sol l-Ie then marched off to his seat. The first witness came and took the stand. I-Ie was Mr.

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Stibley are working on the farm, while Maurice Van de Weghe turns out pies and cakes in 'his father's bakery. Lucille Burke and Veronica Sewald are at present at home, and Josephine Budd is working in the library. College students are Dorothy Chenoweth '36 and Rosalie Lawrenson '36 are at Loretto Heights College. in Denver: Margaret Green at the Agricultural College at Fort Collinsg Edna Harvey goes to the Opportunity School of Denver. The lives and affairs of the vast number of our Alumni having been delved into and duly commented upon, our ditty thus comes to a finis. May we. in the name of the Reverend Principal, the Facul- ty, and the present student body extend to them our best wishes for their spiritual and temporal welfare. Since may- hap our paths may not cross again that we might enjoy our good fellowship, we hope they will write us from time to time. So until next year, when our list shall have 'been lengthened by the class of '37, whom we heartily welcome, let us say au revoirln F. P. B. an Alumnus. Au'thor's Note: We assume no responsibility for any mis- takes and inaccuracies in this treatise. The Author. The Dictionary The dictionary is a book. Sometimes itis a big book, sometimes it's a little book, but no matter how big or how little a book it is, it's still a dic- tionary. A dictionarv has many uses, it can be used as an ex tension for a chair, when some- body is sitting in the chair who is unable to reach the table without it. It is used in librar- ies to take up space on the shelves and 'to improve the ap- pearance of the library. Too, dictionaries can be used to a good advantage to hold a num- ber of smaller books in place, so they won't fall down. Out- side of. these uses the diction- ary ain't much good except that it's a lot to carry around. Oh, yes, l forgot to mention, some people use them sometimes to look up words they don't know. m m-gm m m m 77-I m - E L E C T R I C I T Y The Modern Fuel It is your cheapest servant USE IT MORE Public Service Co. OF COLORADO Covered Wagon Bread REAL HOME MADE BREAD Van de Weghe Bakery Sterling Colorado Congratulations S-E-N-I-O-R-S l-liskey's Glass SL Paint Adams Drive-ln Market . Inc., L. A. ADAMS, Manager Sterling's Home Owned Complete Food Store l GROCERIES -o- MEATS -o- FRUITS -o- VEGETABLES Sterlin g, Colorado PATRONIZE OUR

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m LEE- N Algebra. After taking the oath, he testified that the culprit, A. Freshman, had taken his equa- tions, squares, cubes, roots, etc., and had turned them into most malicious usage. With these properties he had de- stroyed his flVlr. Algebra'sD very foundations, had left him in a 'stunned condition, and been heard boasting about what 'he had done. Even Mr. Neglect's threats would or could not make ihim change his statements. Mr. English was next and he told of terrible tortures which' A. Freshman had put -him through. Cf how after he had lent A. Freshman words of all kinds, conjugations, sentences, and the like, he had turned these words into horrible in- struments, which he then ap- plied to Mrl English and near- ly killed him. Mr. Latin and Mr. Spanish all testified that the same things had happened to them. Mr. Slang and Mr. Neglect threatened them with most painful treatment if they would not change their story, but al- though they turned pale -they refused to vary their testimony. General Science was the last witness to take the stand. He told of how all the facts and things he had showered upon A. Freshman had been turned against him and used to muti- late him and cause him to be in tortures for nine long months. After these witnesses had been heard, Mr. Study, the prosecuting attorney rose and gave a most stirring speech about convicting A. Freshman. Then Mr. Neglect gave a speech that could not have moved a feather. The jury, after Hve minutes in conference returned and gave the verdict of guilty. The judge then pro- nounced the sentence, that A. Freshman would have to spend the rest of his life studying. At this A. Freshman gave a scream, and a jerk and awoke to find himself in bed. -Loomis Ayres. r p ualit Creamery l IBLIZO S. Second Street A Phone 244 For that party what could bg better than Quality lce Cream? I5 F LAVORS TO SELECT FROM A Special and individual moulds for all occasions I I wlimbui DAIIQV Phone 672-W ' j PURE DAIRY PRODUCTS Raw or Pasteurized Milk Our past record is our proof of good milk After High School Days. . . . You'll Find Thousands of Uses for a . , 4 X V' L ' ?escxQg.,,l 1 Whether at college or in the business world. A 'ii K wide price range. ournal Lmilaiisliing Co. 539.50 up x Ray Smith Motor Company 321 North 3rd St. Phfbhe 65 2 Sterling, Colorado DODGE -o- PLYMOFJTH -o- DODGE TRUCKS Sales and Service I Expert Body and Fender Repairing and Painting m. Seckler SEEDS -0- FEEDS -0- GRAIN i , Flowers, Grass, Field Seeds 22l N. Second Street Phone 646 Sterling, Colorado ' PATRONIZE OUR