Springfield Senior High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Springfield, OH)

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126 r I Beggar-Have you got enough money for a cup of coffee? DRINK . El-ll , Q 4 IN YOUR FAVORITE FLAVOR X Freshman-Oh, I'll manage some- how, thank you. 'I- My aunt in Venice is sending me a gondola for my birthday. How am . I going to play it? Such ignorance! You don't play N a gondola, you throw it over your J f SLO BAKED O DER BREAD M shoulder like a shawl. 'I' J im-Say, Joe, can you tell me why there are fewer railroad accidents than automobile accidents? Joe-Well perhaps not exactly, but I think it's because the engineer , isn't always hugging the fireman. 'I' ' va N Fond Mother: Well, son, what have you been doing all afternoon? Tough Youngster: Shootin' craps. Fond Mother: That must stop. Those little things have as much right to live as yolu have. A small boy called on the doctor one evening. Say, Doc, I guess I've got the measles, he said, 'ibut I can keep it quiet. W-61 Ice Cream 14, The doctor looked up puzzled, and finally asked the boy what he meant High Grade Dairy Products THE P. D. COSMOS COMPANY Fountain Service k I by that, Aw, get wise, Doc, suggested the small patient, What'll you give me to go to school and scatter it among all the rest of the kids? f x l SPRINGFIELUS LEADING SHOE STORE A :.: ...... .... W HAT DO YOU OR ANY MEMBER OF YOUR ,,.,, In FAMILY WANT IN A GOOD, SENSIBLY PRICED SHOE? t:'s s -. 111 , Youthful smart shoes-with extra styling- 5, ,.-'. extra thoroughbred quality that appeals to well dressed persons. '151?5i'I iiffiiigfzfiiigir'feifIEE??ff:'-. Loads of comfort! Try your next shoes from V ::: 5 Nisley's, will find them a happy combination ' ':'f 'T Y of comfort and looks. Silfyeiavif tlflci' Sgrgdssiflnirritaf Real leather superior workmanship the best Styles gare cgnstfntly changing Of qualify, yi-H GVETY respect make Nisley atNiS1ey'S. shoes wear longer than ordinary shoes. 19-21 EAST HIGH STREET MAIN 535 x I

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Negro Woman Cin doctor's officebz Doc, I'se come to get vaccinated. Doctor: All right, I'll have to vaccinate you in the laboratory. Negro Woman: No sah, doc, I wants hit on me -zi1.rhm. I think it just terrible, sending all those Marines to South America. What will they do when they get there? Good heavens, Inez, ain't you never been out with a Marine? The doctor says I must throw up everything and take a sea voyage. That ought to be easy if you take the voyage first.'-G Sharp-I'm sorry, but I make it a rule never to lend money. It ruins friendship. Flatt-That's O. K. But we were never what you might call close friends, were wel Prof. Marks-Now, Mr. Snaffle, I want you to explain this examination paper. Why do you have all your answers in quotation marks? Freshman Snaff1c+Just a bit of courtesy to the man seated on my left, Prof. + Doctor-That lady who just left this office is the only woman I ever really loved. Nurse-She's beautiful. Why don't you marry her, Doc.? Doc-I would like to, but I really can't afford to. Shes my best pa- tient. f W Sale Dun Deer's Size 3, 4, or 5. Brown or FORTUNES for SALE- S130,000 is the cash value of a college education. In other words college graduates earn this much more during their lifetimes than those without specialized training, so we are told. Just think-you can place this fortune within your very reach by regular savings. Open your account, now. THE SPRINGFIELD SAVINGS SOCIETY 9 E- Main Street IBS N 1 f N BUY AND SAVE AT KRGGER' S The Complete Food Market X j f N To Look Your Best Look To White ............ 32.45 DOHAN'S 10 East Main St. x I .. HALEY DAIRY .. 20 and 22 So. Fountain Ave. Leffel Lane K 1 X 1 f N SUTTO OTOR COMPA STUDEBAKER SALES AND SERVICE 132-140 WEST MAIN STREET SPRINGFIELD, OHIO S 1

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Lady-Here you are again, and I just gave you a pair of shoes last month. Tramp-Yes, Lady. I just came back to see if you would have them half-soled for me. 'I' Crabshaw-Did you know I am sending my daughter abroad to study singing? Neighbor Fogmore-No, I didn't. But that is certainly very thoughtful of you. + Owner of Baby Car: I want a half pint of petrol and a teaspoonful of oil, please. Garage Hand: And shall I cough into the tires, sir? 'I- Why are your socks on wrong side out? My feet were hot. so I turned the hose on them. + First Clerk- I'd like to sell you a set of encyclopedia that I got as a gift. I've no use for them. Second Clerk- No sale. I know more than eny encyclopedia. First Clerk- I admit that. But I thought you'd get a thrill going through it and picking out all the errors. 'I- Sam, if you tell a lie, you know what will happen, I suppose? aid the judge. Yes, suh, replied Sam. I'll go to Hades and burn a long time. Quite right, declared the Judge. And you know what will happen if you tell the truth? Yes, suh, said Sam. We lose de case! I N F ULMER FOOD MARKET 'QP Quality Foods Build Physical And Mental Health N Kathryn Haas Dance Studio Tap - Ballroom -- Acrobatir' - Toe Beginners Class Now. Forming, Ten Lessons 83.50 1226 So. FOUNTAIN AVE. J N , N WHITE TAVERN MAIN 130 355 So. Limestone Street Candy Sandwiches I 5c Hamburgers made right QUALITY J Famous Tavern Shake 100 Center and Main Streets MAIN 131 , I x 1 I N Ilhio Western Business College Complete Commercial Courses' ' r -. as ft J 1 X' Q . f ' was ROBERT M. YOUNG, A. B., B. B. A. President 4th, 5th Floors Annex, Fahien-Tehan Building Telephone Main 5430 x 1 X 1