Springfield High School - Gold and White Yearbook (Springfield, TN)

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- a H lj THE RAMBLER 1926 lj :mem 131. X , . it . 4 I 1 : ' Ml Era-2 555 Y l :Q 'Wiggins C 1 ' nr Wm AH? fi l .fi P 11 ....,, .-.' I3 ' 1. ....g,,,, . . 11 df ' 'E IH is fri' JOKES Lindsay: John H. give me a sentence with the word 'moron'. John H.: Daddy said Pat couldn't go out until she put 'more on'. ,lf Pk ik Eldridge: I wish I could revise the alphabet. Mayre B.: Why, what would you do? Eldridge: I'd put U and I close together. Pk lk Ulf Red Draper: You're a fool. Speed Perry: You're the biggest fool. Rev. Lindsay: Boys, boys, you forget I'm present! PF Dk ik Miss Warren: You made 99 on this test. Why didn't you make a moo? Curtis Wilks: There must have been a misprint in the book. if Pk Pk Joe Henry: Miss Carver, I am indebted to you for all I know. Miss Carver: Oh, don't mention such a trifle. Ik Pk PF Editor: Why don't you laugh at these jokes? -????: I've been taught to respect old age. Page eighty-four Mr. Conn Cin chapellz Mr. Over- cash, will you kindly lead in prayer? CDeep snores are heard from Mr. Overcash's seat.D Mr. Overcash, will you lead? Mr. Overcash Crousing wearilyl: Tisn't my lead, I just dealt. DK wk wk Avo Justice Cwho has just been operated on for appendicitisb: Oh! Doctor, do you think the scar will show? Doctor: It shouldn't. Pk Pls Pk Miss Warren: How some of these old songs haunt me. Joe Browder: No wonder, you've often murdered them Pk Pk Dk R. B. Kiger: I once loved a girl that made a fool out of me. Don Glover: What a lasting im- pression some girls make. Pk wk Sk Betsye Edwards: Telling lies is not one of my failings. Claude Coles: No, it is one of your few successes.

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III THE RAMBLER, 1926 III ll ?llTlllE f . , A i f 1 5 sQx,jB'V'Nx . if JOKES Emma Dee: This book says that men grow bald because of the intense activity of their brains. What rot! Robert D. Not at all. I suppose Women have no beards because of the intense activity of their chins? Hs wk Pk Joe Holman: What would you do if the girl on Whom you Were calling said that she never Wanted to see you again? Brundage True: I'd jump to my feet and leave her. Joe: And let her fall to the floor? Pk FK Pk Mr. Overcash: I-Iello! I Want to order a box for tomorrow. What size? Mr. Overcash: There will be six of us in the party. But they only come in single sizes. We'll have to have it made special. Mr. Overcash: Is this the Lyceum? No, this is the undertaken Sk Pls Pk Pete: Would you accept a pet monkey? Thelma: Oh, I would have to ask mother. This is so sudden. PK Pls :lf Earl Farris: You told me to file these letters, sir. Mr. Conn: Well, Ivvas just thinking that it'd be easier to trim 'em with a pair of scissors. Billy Young: Mama! Mama! Come quick! There's a strange man in the dining room kissing the Waitress. Mrs. Young Cmaking a hurried startl: What? Billy: April Fool! It's only papa. JF PF PF Miss Fair: Do you know Why you haven't red hair? Virginia Izor: No, Why? Miss Fair: Ivory doesn't rust. FF PF Pl' Mr. Lindsay: Are you busy tonight? Maude Williams Cvvith visions of a date floating before her eyesl, Oh, no I'm not. Mr. Lindsay: Then I'd advise you to correct your back themes and hand them in tomorrow. 24 :F ak Miss Warren: I Wonder What would happen' if you and I ever agreed on anything! Sam Eddy: You'd be Wrong. Pk PK PF Mr. Overcash Ccalling rollj: Harris. Thelma: Present. Mr. Overcash: I-Iuffman. Buford: Present. Mr. Overcash: Jones Winnie Davis Cdreamilyl Present. PF PF Pls Miss Carver: I'm offering a prize for the laziest boy in school, and I think you will Win. Lynn Freeman: AW right: roll me over and Put it in my pocket. Page eigbgf-three

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