Springfield High School - Gold and White Yearbook (Springfield, TN)

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WW, . Ugg 1:1 THE RAMBLER, 1926 1:1 L, . Y., I .. l ' W1 ' ' A .,- f- f .- -mal-4 'dwg I s f ' , A Q' A- tu i ii, jg., A f x ikgx als J M iv ....,., f A. JOKES Mr. Conn: Un classD: Order! Order! Wilks Glover Gust awakeningl: Ham and eggs, and a cup of coffee. FF bk Pk Mr. Young: Are you always on the square? Pat Dowlen: Yes, from nine to eleven. PF Pk Pk Joe Browder: Why do you persist in calling Agnes 'Ann'? Homer Jr. Ellis: Oh, because she's such an indefinite article. bk D14 41 Salesman: Is this town dry? John H. Dovvlen: Say, boy, it's so dry you have to pin on your postage stamps. SF wk Pk Fannie Watson: I have some of Caesar's coins. - Veturia Hicks: That's nothing, I have some Adam's gum. Pk 214 :lf Miss Warren: What should I do if they ask me to sing? Mr. Lindsay: Why sing, of course, it'll be their fault. bk PF PF Warpee: Where did you get all those medals, Mr. Conn? Mr. Conn: I got those fighting. Warpee: Where did you ever do any fighting? Mr. Conn: One year in France and one year with my wife. Page eighty-two Mr. Lindsay: They say that love is blind. Mr. Overcash: Marriage must be an eye opener then. Sk Pk if Absence makes the heart grow fonder, Peroxide makes the hair grow blonder, Onions make the breath grow stronger, But Helen makes John H. stay longer. Pls if Pl: Rev. Lindsay: My mission is saving girls. Speed Perry: Save a couple for me. :ls Pk Pk Rev. Lindsay: Your papers should be written so the most intensely ignorant could understand them. Nut Cole: Well, what ,part don't you understand? Pls bk :F Mr. Overcash Qdiscussing anthro- poidsj: Class now name the monkey family starting with Melvin Charles. Pk Pk Pk Whitson: 'Why weren't you in school Monday? Doss: I have an excuse. Whitson: Yes, I saw her, and a mighty poor excuse I call her. Bk PF Pk Anna Len: I'm sorry my dog bit you Charles E. What can I do? Charles E.: A kiss would make anything well. Anna Len: A very good idea. Fido, kiss Charles

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Hamm, g k rms III THE RAMBLER, 1926 III i STATISTICS -Herschel Marshall is Attractive He is Collegiate too. -Howard Perry is a Babbler That's all he knows to do. -Howard is Crazy To all he is a pest. -Sam Eddy is Democratic With love from all he's blest. -Robert DeBerry is Efficient That's why he never fails. -R. B. Kiger is Fiekle Capricious like all males. -Robert DeBerry is GHWIZEMEWU He always does his bit. -Herschel is Handfome He always makes a hit. Don Glover is Individual In work and manner too. Melvin Charles is juvenile Though like a kid, he's true. -Robert is Kourteour Always quite polite. -Robert is Loyal Always for the right. -Brundage True is Magnetic. He attracts all about. -Melvin is Natural Beyond any doubt. -Sam is Optomiftie He's ready with a grin. P-Herschel is most Popular All hearts he does win. Q-Welburn is Queer As curious as can be, R-Herschel is Regal Quite glorious is he. S-R. B. Kiger is Southern By his ways you can tell. T-Melvin is Tactful He handles folk well. U-Sam is Underrtanding He smiles away our tears. V-Claude Coles is Valuable Gained us honors all these W-Eldridge Cole is Witty Laughs away our fears. X-Joe Browder is X-uberant Brimful of cheers. Y-Joe Henry is a good Yankee A son of the blue. Z-Sain is Zealouf In all that he may do. And now for Ensemble The last of course the best, ROBERT DEBERRY1 Has all the other things, He leads all of the rest. years Page eiglngf-one

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III THE RAMBLER, 1926 III ll ?llTlllE f . , A i f 1 5 sQx,jB'V'Nx . if JOKES Emma Dee: This book says that men grow bald because of the intense activity of their brains. What rot! Robert D. Not at all. I suppose Women have no beards because of the intense activity of their chins? Hs wk Pk Joe Holman: What would you do if the girl on Whom you Were calling said that she never Wanted to see you again? Brundage True: I'd jump to my feet and leave her. Joe: And let her fall to the floor? Pk FK Pk Mr. Overcash: I-Iello! I Want to order a box for tomorrow. What size? Mr. Overcash: There will be six of us in the party. But they only come in single sizes. We'll have to have it made special. Mr. Overcash: Is this the Lyceum? No, this is the undertaken Sk Pls Pk Pete: Would you accept a pet monkey? Thelma: Oh, I would have to ask mother. This is so sudden. PK Pls :lf Earl Farris: You told me to file these letters, sir. Mr. Conn: Well, Ivvas just thinking that it'd be easier to trim 'em with a pair of scissors. Billy Young: Mama! Mama! Come quick! There's a strange man in the dining room kissing the Waitress. Mrs. Young Cmaking a hurried startl: What? Billy: April Fool! It's only papa. JF PF PF Miss Fair: Do you know Why you haven't red hair? Virginia Izor: No, Why? Miss Fair: Ivory doesn't rust. FF PF Pl' Mr. Lindsay: Are you busy tonight? Maude Williams Cvvith visions of a date floating before her eyesl, Oh, no I'm not. Mr. Lindsay: Then I'd advise you to correct your back themes and hand them in tomorrow. 24 :F ak Miss Warren: I Wonder What would happen' if you and I ever agreed on anything! Sam Eddy: You'd be Wrong. Pk PK PF Mr. Overcash Ccalling rollj: Harris. Thelma: Present. Mr. Overcash: I-Iuffman. Buford: Present. Mr. Overcash: Jones Winnie Davis Cdreamilyl Present. PF PF Pls Miss Carver: I'm offering a prize for the laziest boy in school, and I think you will Win. Lynn Freeman: AW right: roll me over and Put it in my pocket. Page eigbgf-three