Southwest Baptist University - Mozarkian Yearbook (Bolivar, MO)

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,- .,....,. ,f - :I -fa- V I I POLK COUNTY BANK Bolivar, Missouri In the Public Service Since 1872. J. M. DUNNEGAN, Cashier lli . It 'H 'A W' 't E Y 41 -- fi THINGS WE 'WOULD LIKE TO SEE. Joe Kindrich riding a cow. Margaret Johnson, a full fledge, Christian. ' I Zorka Grant, stepping out with some manly young man. hlorence Meyers, giving candy to seranaders. , Dorothy Cheaven, eating doughnut holes. Dorris Henry, answering the right telephone calls. , , ' Elza Stroup, on the firing line. Violet Culver, not taking the mumps. Myrtle Scott, with bobbed hair. -.Lois Shelton's bill board removed from her door as it attracts too much attention. ' Jewell Wendleton, remain asleep while the seranaders are .passing by. Umpossiblej. - . Wylla Stufflebam, wearing a white sweater with purple letter B , lV!aggrie Bittick, getting a little taller. ' Blanche Jackson, 'as postmistress from Thomas Hall to orchestra prac- tice on Tuesday nights. Dean'Davis, stop getting thrills in Education I. Hazel Fair, breaking glass. v I Lora Dyer, dressing up for the Hal- lmvefen party once more. Myrt'e Grant, milking cows. Contributed. -A 0 - JOKES. I Mrs. Ralph S.: I want to comblain about that flour you sent me. It was tough. Grocer: Tough!? 4 Mrs. S.: Yes, I made a p1e,,out of if' and my husband could hardly eat! iw II . . Trade at the . HELP-YOURSELF STORE. most sanitary grocery C. MAL HETROPEAN PROGRAM. Chaplain Duties ,-Myrtle Scott. Business. ' Vocal solo-Blanche Jackson. Origin of I-Iallowe'en -Lora Dyer. Piano solo-Mrs. Tucker. Reading-Inez Lawler. Vocal duet-Pearl Luttrell and Mary Crawford. Irregular debate. Aiirmativez Zelma Beam. Negative: Nora Gallivan. 1 Pep! Pep! Pep! . ,O i Mr. Dfnwiddy's normal habits seem to be changing of late. An elderly lady asked Monday, Was that your mother or Aunt you were sitting by in church last night? As he did not answerthere must be something mys- D 1 I . ,Roll call. Why I Like S. W. B. 1 terious. Any knowledge of his con- duct Sunday night printed in the pa- er next week would be appreciated. JOKES. Francis Adams- A penny for your thoughts. . Oliver Young- I was thinking of going. . F1'81'1C1S,. Sister-- Give him a dollar, 1tS worth It. L 0 ,W TOO MUCH OF A STRAIN. Douglas: Don't you think you could ever learn to love me. Jewell: No, I never did like to study hard. I -1.-L.- . MISUNDERSTOOD. ' Bill Pm so sorry I 'wasn't able 'to be with you on your outing. Did you have a .chaperon? Oren D.: No, we didn't need any. '-Bill: Oh, social rules were on then, suppose. - .--0- a-. :,.,- Q Where, ,Oh where, have our biscuits gone? I D . V -i V NOTICE. , PALMERXS BigRemoval Sale-.Now On. I p 1 . I I I ' ELLIS BARBER SHOP . Cheapest Rates. HAIR CUT 25c q SI-IAVE 15c East Side of Square I I . he truth must be known.. A i Contributed. , . A , IA- 1 I ii ' 'ff 1 In ii EOR MATERIAL I I 'I KOON RRos. A I ANVQORKMANSHIP. CLEANING AND' PRESSING. ELECTRIC SHOE SHOP E Phone 2317' North Main Nl West Broadway I , g I . -- - lip Q L Pr' Q C i' li Phone 3030 East Broadway A R. K. RICHTER CLEANING AND PRESSING. Work Guaranteed. PARRISH CLEANING I l '- ! I' ' DENTIST I Office: First Nat. Bank Bldg. Both Phones. Bolivar, Mo. . I S J?- I., .. I X in Po coun y. V. 4 , The lk I ' A all , -... V WINTER COATS AND DRESSES. I ,. I Special Display during Coming Week. COSSINS STORE YT I P w44...4.1.:..z.44:r.u. '- '-'- 1:33,-,3,,gf.:,, W5-El?-5K.r!:L

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F THE MONITOR STAFF. Wm. D. Wyatt, Editor-in-Chief. D Kenneth Glover, Ass't Editor-in-Chief. Kathleen Abbott, Business Manager. Oscar Pigg, Circulation Manager. F SUBSCRIPTION PRICE: Per Year ---- - - 800 Per Month ---- - - 100 ADVERTISING RATES: Per Inch - ----- ?gC c Reader, per line - - - - EDLITORAL. .........- Since last week's issue of the Moni- tor the rumor concerning the 1924 Mozarkian has become a certainty. The Mozarkian Staff is elected and entered into the task with zeal. Since it seems to be the will of the majority that the school should have both a pa- per and an annual the Monitor wishes to retract the statements made in last issue. The new staff members are whole-heartedly in favor of the Moz- arkian and herewith ofer their sup- port in every way possible. We be- lieve that the growth of the school has madepossible the support of both an annual and a paper and we know that such will act in favor of further growth. We are for a greater S. W. B. C. and evreything that goes with it. , op. S , Burl Tyre was out gem hunting Sunday night. He selected a Garnett and took it home. . I FARMERS STATE BANK A Bank Account Is A Great Aid in Saving Money. . ,Make Our Bank Your Bank. 1 l L- Your friends can buy 'anything you can give them except your portrait. TI-IE IDEAL GIFT FOR CHRISTMAS. THE DRAKE GALLERY For Good Photographs. , 'l MY VISIT IN CALIFORNIA. S By Alma West. , On request of the editor, I shall continue the account of my vacation last summer with a few remarks about California. ' This much talked of locality is truly a beautiful place, a natural pleasure land. There are flowers in abundance, beautiful homes, shaded drives, fertile valleys of fruit orchards or vegetable and grain farms, lovely trails into the mountains and along the ocean, or crowded beaches and parks and museum where one mingles with many other pleasure seekers. g S' ' ' ' F ' f lx - C - f -f S , C 'll F , G. M. Upton For S The Rexall, Store Mozarkian A 53 years cont' o b ' I ' V at the szirlfx-z'llS'iand1.S1neSS ' Pictures 'T l THERE IS A REASON. Y Come to I One of the most complete stocks 5 . in Southwest Missouri. l Ross Studlo We appreciate your trade. We Strive to please. One of the trips we particularly en- joyed was a 300-mile drive down the coast from Los Angeles, through ,beautiful Tarry Pines and San Diego, I and into Old Mexico and Tia Juana, the Monte Carlo of America. Another trip was out from Catalina Island in glass-bottomed boats, which enabled us to see real forests of sea weed and variously colored fishes. And then there were trips up into the moun- tains, to the picture studios, through the redwood forests and to the mus- eums at Los Angeles and San Fran- cisco. The two best plays we saw were The Covered Wagon nad The Pilgrimage Play or the American passion play which was given in an open .air theatre among the hills of Hollywood. There are surely many opportuni- ties for pleasure in California. Nearly, if not quite, every citizen is a booster and they see no flaws-but no- one there succeeded in convincing me that Missouri is not just as good as Cali- fornia, at least money lasts longer here and people are not so tempted to see nothing in life but a good time. Perhaps their carefree spirit is nearer right than taking things so seriously as we do but at least it seems .to me that there is that principal difference. - . .. 1.--.U.-, l.-,- A free translation of social rules. fGirls' Dormitoryj Contributed. ,. ' ' 4 . pv.nv.u a.-.v-v,a.q4uuvuvmno--uq--vL.nua:vr1-1-u-u-- -. - .EY 4 v Shirts For College Men. Plain colors, .pin stripes, the much wanted nvaterials, and small figures. These are all made in the best styles, ' both collar-attached and neck-band. if r l ' BRUCE BR.OWN HDW. SHOT GUNS AND SHELLS. Home of Good Goods. 31.00 up to 37.00. l gl R: You will like the collars on ourshirts. They fit right. . BLUE RIBBON' BAKERY .Bfanhwaif sf co. . 5 g ,I PASTRIES Ti - ' ' l' 'A L 5 Y? '- Tl 'F 2 F . .. J '--- V- . , . ' ..,.,.,.f.,.,-. ,. ,Q , ,, S - , ', . -- A..--.S .M .--- av L- . ., M ANY ..........,. - -. -. .- J . . ,. .- -.-. . . . . ., , .. .... .A.L.... , ,ESA ,DMV H V , , . V p Y,

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+ .. . . . i,,.,, e.g-.-...s.i.,.u.i . . .,., :-...n......q.....m.fvv--L '-ev'----' . . C l ADVISORY BUREAU FOR G1RLs.' EI R? -l I . C. Viles, President C. W. Viles, Cashier By Krazy Kats. , . D K K 1? L i HAVE A CHECKING ACCOUNT WITH ear razy a s, ' I Please tell me how to gain and keep THE FIRST N ATIQN AL BANK the confidence of a man? i i Ann Wyatt. I pg 3 Answer: Ask Mary Sanford, she ,. -----.L... -L .I -. - ,rg .1..,...............-1...-.. knows! , - 1, 1.11 Can ou ive me a remed for' Y 8' Y tpnsilitis? Maude Moore. Answer: Two or three letters per day to the one afflicted will work wonders. Please quote the law gonverningthe collision of Dodge carsi with buggies. 4 Rintha Robbins. Answer: If the driver was attending strictly to the wheel no action can be taken against him. ,,-if How can I get' by without study- ing? . ' Doodle Turner. Answer: Go to the back of the room. If possible get a chair behind Lois Shelton. Open your book to the assigned lesson and if called upon to recite, let your eyes drop modestly to the printed page. Julia Robinson. I-Iowinay I tell whether T is writ- ing to some other girl or not? i Francis Devin. Answer: If you see someone with an envelope the same color of yours, accost them and demand an explana- tion., ' ' P ......,1f.0............- Read not to contradict and confute, nor to believe and take for granted, l 5 Harold Tardy is still on the want list for a room-mate. Will some one volunteer or will Dr. Scott have to ! dra.ft some one? Bill Clark and Lemon have shown their sympathy .for him of late. They accompanied ,'i Harold to see his mother and Mar- l grette last Saturday night. A Dormitory Boy. ..,1..,.-T.,i,,.,.,,4J ,i-it , ,i--,B I Wanted from the older girls some information how to keep will Wyatt from teasing me in Study Hall and , oblige. Syrena Morris. . , ' V O i I used to know I know, I know But now I must confess, The more I know I know, I know I know, I know the less. 5 Old Gunpowder. This above all: to thine own self be true, ' And it must follow, as the night the day, Thou canst not then be false to any man. , - -Shakespeare. ' The wildest class in school must be the second year Expression class from tlgerumors. I hear of their being lock- e in. W - ----- n r. Mr. Page spent the Week end with Valuable Presents Floor Lamps . Table Lamps - Polychrome Mirrors Rockers . High Chairs Clothes Hampers Clothes Baskets Flower ' Stands Doll Buggies Kiddie Kdfs e Rugs' Foot Stools Traveling Bags Smoking Sets Cedar Chests We Have Them. I Hutcheson-Blue ' i l nor to find fault and discourse, but ti 'home folks at Blocdlandsf MO' .- . --- weigh and consider.-Francis Bacon. I A v -M - --- - -' A Surgeon to Operate for foolish. gg A -gm 'Wants-:dz Muffler for 5:30 bell. Ev- negg, fOren Hendrixl - 7 I . , i f1'yl:ody. ---.. , . 1 We have the i ' ' HM ' 'A R ' All music hereafter to be published TEASERS FOR YOUR ' Ancient whipping Post. 111 the Kei' of NC . ' CMrs- Huffmanl ' TASTERS. I Delaw:ii'e's whipping post dates , '- ' CH AS, SCHOQLEY 31 SON i back to uid iiiciiii'esqiie did Swedish ' A Shock absorber for a baivlilis-out Grocers fort days df lem. 'riie oi-igiiiiii pil- W AU COSCSLP P1327 - ' i lory is still stiiiiiling iii llie courtyard yi e P i of New Castle couiiixx , Often He W0Uldll'fqWaht To. 'TQ A ' - t . Dreams go by coiitraries, but this is El R Fig something n fellow never seems to re- member when lie's asleep.-Boston . 1 E .' 'l'i'iinscripi. If It s to Wear And New Clty Barber Shop ng LEE H33 It- ' 4th Door West Polk Co. Bank. l All, Out of the Same Bucket. ' .There are no fewer than one hundred up i 1 lQ grades of V2ll'f01lS oils siilil in the r 'Ui United Slam-ls. ii V i ff ll r I . I FARMER'S CAFE COZY CORNER CAFE For Good Eats and Drinks. LUNCHES I CANDIES At Your Service. SANDWICHES i i a ii 4- .... . . 4- - .. 2 I ,... d. . ,....,L.., , ,