Southside High School - Edsonian Yearbook (Elmira, NY)

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SOUTHSIDE HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL Page 24 DONALD DON SMITH Strong Man, Ring III No. 9 510 Lyons St. Don is such a quiet fellow, we believe the ringmaster would have to introduce him before he produced his gigantic feats. May I have a library slip, please? EDWARD ED SMITH Midget, Ring Ill No. 7 568 Robinson St. We wish Ed luck in his midget acts, but we advise him not to try to curl up in a barrel. What can I do for you to- day? MAZIE MAZIE SMITH Chariot Driver, Ring II No. 3 419 Mackey Pl. Let's see whether Mazie can drive a chariot as well as she drives the ball into the basket. VVhat's the score? FLORENCE FLOSSlE SOPER Lemonade Seller, Ring ll Doty Hill, Pai Wellsb r , . . Hail to Flore r cha pion lem n e ha the V533 t always wins. !don't believe so. JENNIE JENNIE STANTON Hoochy-Koochy Dancer, Ring III No. 9 ' 712 Hopkins St., Here is a chance for Jennie to use some of that activity she has been storing up for so long. Oh, dear! JAMES JIMMY STECK Seal Trainer, Ring I No. 7 702 Spaulding St. Jimmy gives the postage seals as much exercise as he does his tumblers. If you don't believe it, ask Boots. What's that got to do with the price of onions? MARY MARY STROZINSKI Fortune Teller, Ring ll Sunbury, Who surprise into the most tune tellers. telling her own 0 1 good, hard, c Do you th' MARGARET SULLI SULLIVAN Clown Bride in Ford Car, ' Ring II St. Patrick's 324 Roe Ave. Here comes Margaret in the Ford! We only hope she will not feel that her respectability is ruined by such a ridiculous per- formance. Rea.11y? 1 ETH EL ETHEL ' yRRY Tu I Canton, P It 1828 Syc mor t. ifglons' ng Ethel? 1- imity . th ,-fcgetergiafdyt ers she Aunht t ,Vey Teftty gp herself Wdoinif ts. , Got, r Johnson? WALTER WALT THOMPSON Stake Driver, Ring I No. 3 613 Chester St. Just watch Walt translate his French some day and you will see that he is a driven Pardon!

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SOUTHSIDE HIGH SCHOGL ANNUAL MERRITT RED PRESTON Stake Driver, Ring Ill No. 9 1125 Shannon'Ave. N nf 3 r at as a V W' swing to'd . takes a d We hope he ll lbljflktlg things as well when h aries southside. Whe 'd all this happen? LILLIAN LILL QUANDT Snake Charmer, Ring I No. 7 263 Brand St. Li1lian's very fond of snakes, that is, snake dances at Cornell or such places. We imagine she could put lounge lizards in their place, too, if necessary. Oh, I have so many I can't remember. DOROTHY DOROTHY y- RICHARDSON Aerialist, Ring Il No. 7 215 Brand St. The air is always favorable for Dorothy if she wants to go for a ride or hear a trumpet solo, so she ought to be just the person to do our death-defying stunts at high altitude, don't you think? Y0u're not ticklishy are you? DORIS DOT RUSSELL Human Statue, Ring I New York 609 Beecher St. Can you imagine Doris stand- ing still for much longer than both-minutes? She has prom- ised to practice long and hard though, so we probably won't know that she's the same old Dot. And how! ALBERT AL SADLER Bareback Rider, Ring I No. 7 265 Caldwell Ave. Al has sawdust made espec- ially for him so he can ride his reading hobby better. Haven't you heard of his gnawing white rats? Holy gee! Y'oughta read it. MINNIE MIN SANDLER Raccoon Trainer, Ring I No. 1 713 E. Market St. You have seen lions, trained seals, and trained elephants, but here we have trained raccoons Qnote fur coatsj, led by Mlinnie. This ought to draw a big crowd to the show. Oh-I forgot it. OLGA OLGA SBEDICO Fortune Teller, Ring I No. 9 616 Si. Main St. Ol a to fourth- year English in a year, learning ts of fable e ublic. Beware, 1- s, she ay ble to dicta e r ortune. Aw, idding.' I FRANK HUNKY SCHEID Slack-Wire Artist, Ring l No. 9 105 W. Miller St. Ca ' ine of the broad ' repo c s Jfgg an e I t slack Wire? 1 ' rumoi , ou handsome husky delights i - uroiaering. And again-if i LAURA TOOT SH PE Elephant Trainer, Ring I No. 9 503 Herrick St. i'Toot is one of these elephant trainers who sing while they ride. Shes usually accompanied by her Harp as you may have noticed. No kiddin'? JOHN JOHNNlE SCH UCKERS Ticket Taker, Ring Ill If John is as good taking tickets as he was taking the roll, it will be impossible to crash the gate. Were you tardy this morn- ing.?u Page 23

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SOUTHSIDE HIGH SCHOOL ANNUAL GEORGE GEORGlE VETTER Sword Swallower, Ring I No. 3 267 W. Hudson St. Ever see Georgie chew gum? Better watch out, Georgie, you'll swallow it one of these days. Well, it is! MARGARET MARG WAPLES Lion Tamer, Ring I No. 6 1237 W. First St. One frowning glance from Margaret -would make any lion change his mind. We're giving her this very attractive C'?J part because she says she's never been to a circus before. Guess again. BERNARD BERNY WEBB Musician, Ring III Elmira Heights 507 Fulton St. From the entertainments that Berny produced in the home room and in the assembly, we are sure that he will develop into a successful circus musician. Here's a new one. VERNA VERNE WHITE- HOUSE Tight-Rope Walker, Ring I Johnson City 351 Riverside Av. Can't you just see Verna with a Japanese umbrella doing fancy stunts on the highest wire in our tent? If she falls, though, she EDWARD ED WIGSTEN Trapeze Artist, Ring III No. 7 Luce St. Considering Ed's experience in airplane Work it sh0u1dn't make hun dizzy on the trapezes. I find it quite interesting. MARIAN MARIAN WILSON Human Butterfly, Ring II No. 3 101 Canton St. As a human butterliy Marian ought to startle the spectators. I-ler chief qualification for this part is the practice she has had making others graceful by play- ing the piano for the folk danc- ing in gym. Yeah! BEATRICE BEA WOERMBKE Tightrope Walker, Ring II No. 3 726 Si. Main St. Bea walks the straight and narraw rope as well as anyone could wish. At least, you didn't learn anything about the year book from her, although she typed for 'it. Look, Is this the way you do WH ARCHIE ARCH WOOD Animal Trainer, Ring III Pine City Pine City This particular Wood lives near the woods, so he wood develop into a particularly good animal trainer, if the animals weren't wild. Want to ride home with me won't lack for friends to pick tonight-F, her up. .Mg, ' IVIERLE HIVIERLEH YEOIVIIANS MARGARET MARG WICHl . Clown Ring I ' II 7 NT 39eze Perm? 1 i,R313inSi District 6 106 Lexingtenfxve. . I' . ' 0 f 51, 1 0 Merle may not look like ei We W 6 not H1 G wn or act it, either, but there Whether arf, , ,d ex' are them as thinks he could be perience alo is 1 r t, quite funny. kfut She 15 5 ,GUESS 1 tae' Come around to practice to- tically ever thing se she at- nights tempts that wel e ' ed to let her try. V Snap into itfkids We've GOT to Winln