Southmoreland Senior High School - Legend Yearbook (Alverton, PA)

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CLASS PROPI-IECY YOU ARE THERE Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. This is your news commentator, Willetta Love. Tonite we are transporting you to the newest, the most gigantic, ultra-modern airport of the twentieth cen- tury. The year is 1975. We're off ...... . We are now in the control tower, overlooking the huge, all--glass airport, which was designed by the great engineer, Frank Grabiak. Working at various positions are: Private James Sprinkle, the radar operator, Lieutenant Richard Coffman, the radio operatorg and General George Davis, the overseer. Now landing on the transparent runway, which was constructed by Henry Rose, is the latest thing in Flying Saucers. There's an inscription written on the side of this one. If I can make it out . . . oh, yes! It reads: The F. S. Patti Pytlak. Descending from the saucer is pilot Robert Fada. With him are two of the most distinguished doctors in the Universe, Robert Hays and Rich- ard Etling. These two are now working on a cure for space disease. Their patients, who are suffer- ing from two completely different types of this disease, are Nancy Cunnard and J. R. Espey. The crewmen are now disembarking. I recognize Private John Kenney, rocketeerg Private Wally Lowe, ray-gunner, and Private John Bills, handyman. Leaving the field, we go to .... hold everything! A space ship has just Hashed from no- where and somersaulted across the runway. It must be a woman pilot! Rushing toward the ship on their little jet-powered tricycles are firemen Eric Hodgkiss and Blaine McFadden. Close behind them are nurses Betty Peterson and Dianna Baumann. I was right. Climbing from the ship comes space woman Barbara Shupe. Staggering close on her heels are Jane Dreliszak, Shirley Cunning- ham, and Florence Soforic, none the worse for their accident. I'm sure this incident will be in all the newspapers. The famous photographer of the E. H. H. S. Space News, Sam Davis, and a group of visiting art students: Kay Hollis, Wilfred Fisher, and Ernie Brown, with their teacher, Ira Mullin, have all captured the space wo1nan's plight. I'm afraid the women are in for a reprimand from General William Hallman. I'm now going' to transport you around the field to visit the new shops that have been set up at the airport. Upon entering the first one, we see Regis Melego using a pair of wire clippers on Jerry Eicher's hair. Waiting in line for the new space cut, originated by Jack Antolik, are Joe Skero, inventor of the atomic ray-gun, and Dick Stoner, the Einstein of Agriculture. On the op- posite side of the room we see the Chief Justice of the Universal Court, Peggy Keefer getting her hair lengthened. Elizabeth Potoka, now leaving, had her hair styled according to the new rage. Traveling further down the street we Hnd Philip Weaver's Caffeine Shoppe. His best selling item is the space dog, developed by the expert connoisseur, John Bahurka. This man- size dog is exactly twelve feet long. Competent waitresses, Betty Ann Myers, Shirley Moore. and Gladys Snyder, are moving about the room rendering service at supersonic speed. Oh! Just enter- ing the shop are three well known athletes: William Prinkey, Edith Myers, and Catherine Polanovs- ky. May I have your autographs? Thank you. Sliding fmy goodness, these glass streets are certainly slipperyj past the Space Hop Shop, we catch a glimpse of Clarence Geckle and Leona Stepansky dancing on air to the hit tune of the day, We'll Build an Elevator to the Moon, It's too Far to Walk. This is featured on record by crooner Ronald Fretts. Leaving the Space Hop Shop, we journey across the street toward the Mars Department Store, owned by Irene Hunt and managed by Patty Peterson. On our way we pass Betsy Bair with her nose in a book. Reading again? Let's see. The title is Ye Old Joke Book, author, Donna Karanovich. In the department store, a fashion show is in progress. Mary Ellen Davis, famed Hanover model, is modeling the newest style of women's space suits, designed by Victor Babura. James Miedel, Mr. Universe of '74, is modeling the men's suits designed by Jane Wesche. Returning to the control tower, I notice quite a bit of excitement. Let's see what it's all about. Coming over the wireless, direct from Mars, we hear the familiar voice of Gene Bentz, rov- ing reporter. From what I can gather the President of Mars, Tom Kurimcak, is experimenting on 70