South Salem High School - Sword and Shield Yearbook (Salem, OR)

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Not Pictured: Teresa Baker Lisa Burrece Richard Califf Shelley Carlson Jan Davidson Esther Erickson Eric Fields Lisa Gibson Deidre Hardlng Leanna Henderson Dana Howard Patty Losoya Jodi Lovelette Monica Mayer James McLaughlin Mark McMahan Garrlck Mixon Valentino Molina Romilia Ramon Melissa Salter Allen Scheuffele Darren Shields Fred Trisdale Tammy Walker Robyn Wllson Saul Wilson i Juniors Junior Committee. lFront Rowj Jamle Hadden Julee Bean, Tode Rubenstein, Michelle Thomas. lBack Rowy Scott Runkel, Jim Stoner, Rick Le- genza, Janna Furer. Chairperson: Scott Runkel. Photo: Chris Swanson. UPPER RIGHT lpage 45J Troy Bach and M Coutis pay close attention to Mr. Hoffert duri his Advanced Writing class. Troy Bach wa member of the cross country teamg Mark Cou played varsity football. Photo: Chris Swanso

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A unforgettable! The expression on the passengers' faces one of horror as the driver signalled proceeded to turn because it was a street and they were going the way! Oh, !Qp WC? tl, the driver ed as a car was coming towards and the man in the passenger seat waving his white handkerchief out the yelling, Help! Help! Does this familiar? It should to anyone who experienced drivers ed. with the be- Mr. Bates. Most of us did learn how to in this course fYes, miracles do hap- and others of us must have slept it! It was in this class that our driv- careers began and with them came the stories which we all love to tell and We have all experienced close encoun- s which were always caused by some idiot CHow could it be our fault when we had such a terrific driving teacher?!J or we have ridden with an obnoxious driver who had us saying a prayer! The following sto- ries are of unusual car experiences that we can laugh at and be thankful we were not involved. Derek Miller had the delightful exper- ience of his van, the Love Machine, break- ing down on Commercial St. during rush hour traffic. The Salem Police paid a visit and offered their assistance but Derek and friend, Tom Monterossi, needed no help getting the Love Machine rolling again! Upon returning from Young Life, a certain junior girl yelled, Chinese fire drill! and rash course tales! her friends heeded to the command. Un- seen by all was a policeman sitting a block away witnessing the whole episode! The of- ficer followed the girls down Commercial St. before flashing the red and blue lights and pulling them over. When the officer asked, What happened back there?, the driver pleaded, But officer, l told them not to get out of the car but they would not listen to me! The driver breathed a sigh of relief as the policeman issued a warning and a lecture on the responsibility of driving a car. No doubt the next time she decides to yell, Chinese fire drill! she will first look to see who is watching! A certain group of senior girls frequently visited Roth's during the lunch hour: every- day to be exact!! On one particular day the girls climbed into Michelle Youngs Subaru and jetted off to Roth's. As Michelle and the author of this article were talking outside the locked car, they noticed the car was moving in a reverse direction! Panic strick- en, Michelle and I grabbed the car, trying to prevent what seemed to be a sure disaster! Luckily, our brute strength prevented a crash and Michelle was able to unlock the car and put it into park! There are many experiences in drivers ed. that will be imprinted on our minds for- ever and the car adventures with friends are unforgettable. So when remembering wild car stories, remember this too: always make sure the car is in park!! -Laurie Bigej 1 James Vertner Elizabeth Vincent Shane Walker Joy Warnock Heather Warrick Dean Watts Jacqueline Webb Noel Welch Robert Wheeler Christian Wilkerson Lynn Willden Brian Williams Carolyn Williams Kristin Williams Julie Wolf Scott Wolf Tim Woock Kevin Worley Bryan Wulf Elaine Yates Caley Young Peter Yunker Laura Zeigen Karla Zirbes Juniors

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