South Pasadena Middle School - Tiger Cub Yearbook (South Pasadena, CA)

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UI Lpril 1, 198 LA T ORRE Page 5 ROWBOAT TO BE ROWED Here is Seymour Hayes very extra ecial rowing boat in which he exl. ects to reach the Orient, ttwith the treatest of ease ? ? You see, that is ?fhy. Seymour is deveIOping those fiighty, stupendous, colossal and ex- ?a colossal llmuskels'iof his. As you till gather my friends, Seymour has uite a little rowing to do. Now to 311 the story of this very extra spec- Ll boat of his. It is lap stunkti and as a very queer little trait of sorta inda leaning on one side. n X a bl Quals how many people it won't hold. iie spent thousands and loads of cold p.511 on his lap stunk tipsy-turvy hat, a mean tubl. Yes sir, boys and Eris, it is colossal, in fact gigantic. l f 'uexoaq guieq 1110mm; pe12$nC eq pmoo sgge A'tmm mom ass em gem 13:3th 911; 259110;; 939a uuv 0 emoq 9111 re Knueoel Kued 311113 .. :pf e...0-..... 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There are few school papers in this country that boast such a record as the Gaff Gazette, of Laffenplay Gram- mar School. This truthful paper has the record of fifty-three separate law suits. These have cost the paper Over three millon dollars. The majority of these have been the action of readers Who have sued for slander over sev- earl much discussed scandals. The Ga- zette has venomously discussed such famous characters as Elinor Zileh: Happy Hooligan and Bimbo Q. Gump. The Hon. Tiger, of this fair city's foremost high school, is growling in a menacing manner at the recent Latin strike. All Latin students gathe ered in front of the statue of Mars, and threw stones at paSSing cars. The greatest sports event in any h'gh school anywhere took place at William Planet Queen Jr. High School last week. Among the main events was the All American Peanut Rolling Contest, in Which Samuel Schnozzle Duranting- ton the schools foremost nose specs ialist. He accomplished the terriiic: rate of 100 feet in 40 seconds and expects to enter the Olympics. The Simon Legree High School. noted as the nation's best disciplined institution has recently passed a great bill that no pupils shall smoke cigars, chew tooth-picks or tobacco in class. The former two caused the janitor great amounts of extra labor, and as to the latter. the school was running out of cuspidors. tow A RECIPE HOW TO FLUNK Take eighteen weeks of blufft stir in several absences, combine with plenty of inattention, flour well with picture shows, add plenty of tardies. bake in a teacher's hot temper, and serve cold with disappointment sauce at the end of the semester. ,,i0 Th 'SJOA'BBpLIS 110m; 5101 dn eAeS aq 112113 aquv mum eatu 0:; 9.1911; sem aquemom 3191,, SM ueAe 1011 pun Andrus sem mmptns 911; esudms sm 0; lpumS Alpeeis l3u01 e .1qu13 902.1 011; JO none 41mm; sq; 01 sumo 911 uquA junef Anuuoa ssom 911m 9A1; peqoetoad 119111 uo gueg am 1mm mo peueqs sdma mgr 119mm euqv .10; Buneems sem 152m :11 SB qonsl meeL 11eqqoog ammouoq 311:1 91mm A'ep 11131.11; euo 1 seem Jieqq u1 gugmdpnmd Kq saemod siq J0 age -ueq am wee; Knunog ssoxo em ems 0:1 pepgaep 911 qusxamun panes os HKuued e .10; om1,, S1113, 1e suods eq; IIB ui 1131s suppumsqno He anoqL 'Knsaemun uosiueq 3P. sKep 9391100 S111 u1 Amugp aoenxa 9101111? ue sem eq, peniuxp'e AIBumgneI peubnueumoge 311:1 tsdaea 19110729; .1110 Bugmeyuequg 91mm NAAONEIH a0 EmH'iHLV NV BALLET DANCING FOR BOYS News! 1; Boys required to take bal- let dancing in gym. The faculty has decided that the boys in our dear school are far too clumsy in their movements. '11le Wis! be required to take either ballet 01- toe dancing. It will be given Friday afternoon during the boys' gym pu - iod. Once a month during assembly, the boys will exhibit their graceill movements. The different classes wil1 be exhibited at different times, The whole school is looking forward to it. tEspecially the girlsJ 0y PATRONIZING OUR ADVERTISERS HELPS YOU by introduciro' H3 you to good values, and HELPS US ALL by paying in part for our newspaper

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Page 4 WHAT iF Pell were Strong instead of Supple ? Jayne were Mountain instead of Hill? Bert were Posy instead of: Barry? Harrison were Night instead of Daigh ? J im were Greedy? Mary were Eggs instead of Bacon? Dorothy were Sprinter instead of Walker? David were Stork instead of Heron ? Joe were Less instead of Moore? Betty were Nail instead of Ham- mar? Martha were River Spring ? Bob were Corridor instead of Hall? Warren were Cellophane instead of Gless? Pat were Jumps instead of Hops? Phyllis were Winters instead of Summers? Pat were Violet instead of Lillie? Warren were Cannon-ball instead of Beebe? Henry were VVoman's-rneadow in- stead of Manheld? . Alva were Eve instead of Adam? Earl were. Tag instead of Price? Weston were Weak instead of Noble ? James were Horrible instead of Divine? Bill were Stanford instead of Cor- nell ? Frances were Chrysler instead of Ford 7 Louise were Column instead of List 'r Richard were Tote instead of Carey? J ohn were Hang instead of Lvnch ? Harriet were Road instead of Lane ? Marv Jane were Boarder instead of Tennant? Betty were Pedigreed instead of Kerr? Virginia were Whiterock instead of Blackstone? Bob were Mistletoe Holley? Lila were Prickle instead of Burr? Helen were Far away instead of Close? Helen were Counter instead of Booth '? Generous instead of instead of instead of i com .ue'r N0 , emrevmope ttPresidentii DeGolia Accepts his job LA TORRE FREE MILK NICKLES The Girls Managers homeruom is feeling very rich at the present mo- ment, As a result they have become very generous and are giving free Milk Nickles away to everyone 211 the school on April 1. Tomorrow of course will be a hol- iday for some of those people who eat six or seven. tWhat about Doe Earpsh Homereoms Play In The Dell Excitement and more excitement! Have you heard about the marvelous new game called The Farmer in the Dell. 104, 106, and 204 are having a grand six day run-around and so far the characters seem to be fairly chosen. After some argument Jack Stever assigned himself the part of the farmer. Not to the surprise of the envious girl contestants Jack immed- iately chose Dorothy James for his wife. The child turned out to be that sweet innocent Walter Ball. Walter chose as his nurse that well-informed Evelyn Crump. Evelyn chose as the dog her ever faithful Buddy Martin. Wanting a fight or two Buddy chose Helen Ide for the cat. Bud Bloom- quist was chosen for the rat. Here's hoping he keeps at a distanee. 11ml chose Dorothy McComh for the cheese. Be careful Bud we know she's waiting with a trap. The knife is yet to be chosen. Rumors are, how- ever that Joyce Miller will be ehoseh because that look of hers cuts Hirourrh them all. We wonder what she will originate for Bill Symes if she is chosen. . -Q-h 'Rough Stuff Homeroom 204 recently had a pic- nic at Riverside Lark. They just ate and ate and ate. Af- ter they had eaten, Chaperone Sturte- vant started some games. The dear children 'of that homeroom went home very weary as they had played such tiring games as drOp the handkerchief, blind mants bluff, hop scotch, doll house, and many others. AMM. K1 .. W -r - N W iQ'V-hwu t rhinks deeply zxprn 1,1935 'Suuds qxeu ml 8.8191119 1011 mm eqs qogqm 1110.1; tuep sgwuaeq .19q 03, pexnea xrq sseaosse; -0.Id tsuonogpexd eseqj, qnm sudnd pue 819110293, Surpunoqse .191JV 'euo .AOAO EUgG'BBI A'Iuo em sxeuum .13qu em 9mm ideal 9110 re saxpmq eeaqq .10 OM; Jeep 0; mam, .10; quzssod 3; 91mm 5391 peqeguole .11qu aouts ismis Ienuegod am saeddoq-xeqmu 99911; 30 Inca 'saalpmq uordmeqo puom awoaeq mm sqqmnewes .10 Kmepna ow HAHJEN Jeqqre ismdumbpeoaq snoteAaem euuooaq mm seunoH eunf luagi armor 'qqsgeq 3,123.13 .1911 JO esmao -eq tdureqo Eurdmnt-qgm qxeu .mo aq Alqeqoad mm uoneg enea Knew tun Sites eqs 'suonoppeld Bunxms gurmouo; am, mph uap sgtuueq .1911 v 01; 1333191113 15nd seq txtq SSSJOSSSJ -o.1c1 tousKm pu'e pueu; queuguxe mo XIGEIHJ XICI r? Some of the boys 118 SHEING PARTY 118 had a sheing party from the summit of Mt. Whitney to the bottom of death valley. Francis Clippinger broke 4 skis falling down. Members down to chatter their daily gossip Dick Norton landed in a snowdrift at the bottom she landed with a c-a-r-a-s-h boom! and girls were a lottle too frightened dOWn with her feet a yard apart an. for ski adventurers. 0f the homeroom stopped on the way and remained there for the night Alva Adams ski-jumped all the wev Bl cu.:3 HF' 69; m :30 m5 d Hmwgoagmmggg D'L'Sr-dic oHB'ri gomagoqggmmgo . a a O agaoggeaggmcd .rr. ,1 smggc..?3, eogegg g;megm $23,389: WNXan-A nggmtq 'r-g 5.... O O l mmscos OHbrsw 0160 on 0 poaus o e. 5 EN 3.. n'r-bwbm 9'6 9-9 cDQv-s HQ, mm 99-70 .m'Ur-sgntd 5' aim meoww H :v- mono g gwg gwgaem o m S mm gaggh r-r 971-45 mgmwgm 0. do mwwS'gfy 3a QHEEL Breanne err Weaver: Sh $13.50 09:709. w 940'? H.??sa .vwnhh, Bill: If a dog starts after a cat, what is his interest? Phill: I know that one?one purr cent. ttCourtesyii Summers Helps newcomers

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