South Highland Infirmary School of Nursing - Nightingale Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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In-XlSORA'l'ORY Now listen to my story, 'llhe work is seientilie. lt's about the laboratory 'llhe amount of it territie: Of the beautiful inhrmary Searching for nlalaria of all Callecl the S. lfl. l. 'llhree rlill'erent lcinrls. For orcler it is notecl. White eells to be eountecl. And for cleanliness it's quotecl. Tissue to be niountemll And for harmony in working while "'ll. ll." slicles exaniinecl with a eare The days go by. For other tincls. Differentials sliowing XYhieh way the ease is goingg Gastric contents telling how much 'llhe total lYasserinann Vaetion Causing great distraction: Klalfing' hroths ancl stains :Xlniost every clay. for bugs You want to prove it's true? l'll tell you what to clo-- Just happen in ancl stand Ancl wateh Close byg Col-rliality's not lacking, Nor will you fincl them napping These laboratory workers of The S. H. I.

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OPERATION-REMOVING STOMACH TUBE FROM THE DUODENUBI Chief Surgeon-DR. C. A. JONES Clmn Nurse-Mus lr Xl 1 w First Assistant-DR. J. R, COWDEN K Dir1yXmg.-- . Second Assistant-DR. M. M. DONAHUE limp L l Anzesthesist-DR. E. J. VANDIVER K

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1 l 1 i Z l s 1 I li 5 l l 3 i l 4 5 i I -..,,w Chemistry of Definition: Men are a dull and dubious class of substances, Men Results: .-X man. with habits precarious. USU-3113 WWC Uljltb-ll 'HL 'tml ' . r . initis. Dllflllff staffes ol same llll I History: The Hrst man was a Vagabond, found roaming about b bb . I 1 . . . . served: Extreme shyness. stupif it in the Garden of Eden in search of his lost rib. . 1 heart, some jealousy and a large 1 ii Occurrence: Usually in combination with other men called wo-men. Physical Properties: These peculiar and interesting creatures may be distinguished from one another by the amount of knowledge they absorb. Many can generally be located in some corner dispen- sary studying booziology. Occasionally you may discover one who appears different from the rest, but do not be deceived-for "all that glitters is not goldf' tell th when Chemical Properties: A bundle of c 1 't dollar suit Men have a great allinity it Ccigarsj, cocktails and pretty girl Experiment: Look into her 1 ir ose lies! For while you 1: 'IX you will keep still. Su end .with the same result. L If! ills oicei wrapped up in a ten- ters, who consider them merelj' 1 Uses: Yery largely in us- ' i - bill-settlers. Otlierwise. of ii -1 s DEQ? 4lL'lL L 1 Solomon Grundy CRCT'l.S0lf.D Born on Monday, Tonsils removed on Tuesday: Vaccinated on 'VVednesday, Appendicitis on Thursdayg Operation on Friday, Died on Saturday, Autopsy on Sunday. This was the end of Solomoi 36 1 Grundy. iI l A ch experiments, no matter