South High School - Southernaire Yearbook (Cleveland, OH)

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Senior Personalities Alice Smiechewicz Beautiful Hair Martha Smilanich James Murphy Joan Muszynski Shorthand Sharpy Betty Smith Funniest Laugh Lucille Nawrol Pleasant Personality Carolyn Smith Georgia Peach , Art Whiz Chester Soukup Dorothy Spiewok. Pretty Pal Petite Sweetie Mildred Spiroch Ronald Stack Get Around Man Steve Nowak Drums Along the Nowak Audrey Stettin ... Darling Deutsche Schulerin Stibilism's For Us Leonard Storme Greased Lightning Irene Struzenski Sleepy Eyes Donald Pentkowski Herb Shriner the Second Joanne Strzyzewski ... Quiet HI Doll Shirley Stuczynski Pat Sullivan The Fighting Irish Helen Svanda Cute Pug Nose Bill Swansinger Class Bouncer Leonard Szczepanski Man O' The Year Nice Dresser Pat Szemborski The Traveling Library George Renkel The Man of the Hour Tom Telzrow Tom-of-all-Trades ..... Girl About Town Carol Tokarski Sweet Innocence Ronald Toncar Whiz Behind the Wheel Carole Trzoska The Leader June Ungrady Edward Utterback Silence Reigns Rollicking Riot Shirley Vanek Feminine Clown Barbara Vondrasek Good Cook Pixie Small Sweetie Wilbur Sheppard Don Wing Great Composer Dan Sielatycki Talented Student Council Pres. Virginia Wlodarski Ronald Zckos Still life . Good Looker Carol Slivka One of the Crowd Joe Zumack Rugged 23

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Senior Personalities Anne Bodnar Sparkling Chemist Tom Bodnovich Jane Borovicka Rosemarie Brich Josephine Constantine High Stepper Dolores Cvitkovich Smitty's Siamese Twin Mary Ann Draganic Donald Frank Bill Gill Roger Havranek — Christine Hebert ................. Tops as Twirler Joan Herholtz.........................Slick Chick Richard Herrington Calm and Composed Milton Hintz .....................Pullet's Surprise Robert Hlovaty........................... Dribbles Ann Hnanicek..........................Mad Chemist Richard Hubbard.................The Football Player Dan Izbinski..........................Ladies' Man Marcia Ann Jesionowski Girl With the Wings Ronald Kish... Ed Kosiewicz Sophie Kronkowski Ed Kruszynski . The COOOOL One Pat LA Pinta Agnes Lausche. A Gubernatorial Coincidence Harold Lehecka Audrey Lewandowski Cecilia Looby Eugene Malinowski . .. Reserved Manner Ronald McCarthy Shirley Mokry Joan Motwicki. Carol Moyse 22

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Futuristic Reunion It was a crisp morning in the year 1975 os a crowd gathered to witness one of the greatest advances of time, the first trip to the moon. The gleaming spectre of the huge rocket ship, created by those nationally recognized engineers, Don Kucewicz and Richard Herrington, was almost ready for the historic takeoff. The high military brass, composed of Admiral Betty Stibil and Lieutenant Commander Joan Dyczkowski, rode up in a Turbojeep that was chauffeured by that distinguished and successful last-class seaman, Ed Kosiewicz, who is also known for his morale boosting in calisthenics (1-2-3). Last minute goodbyes echoed through the small enclosure of South High's schoolyard, as Security Agent, dead-eye Jack Picard escorted into the rocket the crew composed of dashing Bob Conductor, pilot, his aid Casey Olenski and his radio engineer, Frank Hamski. After the crew had boarded the rocket, Frank got his ground clearance orders from Earl Kinsey in the control tower. Flash bulbs popping, Ken Korbel and Tom Bodnovich, that well-known lady killer twosome, both of Inter-Planetary News, were almost ready to zoom back to their editors, Joe Marvin and Rich Kor-fant with the photo-flashed round-ups. Good luck wishes and bon voyages were colled out by many friends. Among them was that famous tag wrestling team, featured yearly on Ullra-Gammo-Vision, Denis the Menace Vanek and Slamming Dan Izbinski. To everyone's astonishment up rode the first lady of the government, Helen Josionek in her special custom-built hydro-cruiser. A few of her close friends in her cabinet were there too. Shirley Sasalo, as Secretary of the Navy, has endorsed more items than Hopalong Cassidy. Then there's Ed Money Bags Kruszynski, Secretary of the Treasury, who now puts his X on all dollar bills. Of course the government wouldn't be complete without an ambassador to Lower Slobovia, who this year is Mary Lee Clemente. Almost at zero hour, Ann Marie Kennedy zoomed up in her Spacilloc which was chauffeured by Big Bill Gill. With a screech of burned rubber the limousine came to an abrupt half. Ann Marie hopped out and her red faced escort Gene Miller started throwing hundred dollar bills to the crowd As all members of tho June '53 class boarded the rocket, the jets were being tuned up by the head mechanic Arlene Cutie Wienold and her assistant Gerald Butch Butcher. After the final farewells, the glistening ship, with a thunderous roar, climbed straight up into the unknown. Following the initial black-out stage, of a height of 700 miles in stratosphere the passengers were allowed to sit up (if they could). George Renkel upon looking out the observation port noticed a spot circling the globe. With a pair of space-glosses, he found it to be that famous globe Irotter, Robert Hlovaty. The entrance of two charming hostesses, Morcio Jesionowski and Elaine Rabonf, drew whistles from the masculine passengers. Orders for dinner were taken, as Martha Smilanich, head cook, prepared the bicarbonate of soda. Wilbur Sheppard ordered an air-sick tablet. James Murphy ordered an atomic plate special as did Ronald Kish, his seat companion. Since Cecilia Looby was on a diet, she ordered a super dynamic aspirin, without water Midway through their meal, an announcement came over the P. A. This excursion is being made possible through the inflated pocketbooks of those zillionaires—Don Kiesel, the originotor of that zing-boom-poof breakfast cereal. Atomic Antics,- Lillian Novak, president of the world wide organization, Old Maids Mutual; and Bob Scinkovic, creator of that new sensation, the Chlorophyll treated toothpick that is guaranteed against rusting. A groan was heard after the dishes had been cleared away. A search of the cargo hold revealed a stowaway who turned out to be Lenny Szczepanski. After being questioned, he revealed his reason. He was still frying to dodge the draft Some of the passengers eagerly awaiting the landing on the moon, which was due in three space eons, were Phyllis Serio, thot shipping tycoon who hoped to establish an interplanetary freight service, and her friend Carol Slivko, famous for her creation of the new look in sausages. Gazing out the porthole, Mildred Spiroch hoped that she would be able to return to earth once more. Pepto-Bismol didn't help her. Leona Schubert wondered if she could use her vast knowledge of the German language on the moon. Sitting at the stationery desk, Joan Motwicki was filling her diory with many things that had happened that doy, using her own version of simplified shorthand. Also present was Audrey Levan with her millionaire husband. 24