Shiloh High School - Periscope Yearbook (Shiloh, OH)

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CLASS PROPHECY There I was domg the famxly washmg whlch conslsted largely of dxapers and men s overalls' The rad1o was goxng full blast so I could hear my favorxte muslcal program above the cr1es of the cluldren Evldently the chores of farm lrfe weren t enough to keep Carol Ux busy for she was the star of thxs radzo show On the radmo she went by her maxden name Carol Wxtchxe so that her classmates and frrends would remember her Just as I hung up the last paxr of overalls I remembered that I must call the den t1st to make an appoxntment for some frllmgs Dr Jean Alfrey known back rn 50 as Choppy Moser, had her offxce U1 Shxloh and was makmg good professlonally and domestxcally Jean had the latest news to tell me and I was all ears It seems that .hm Huston had taken up flymg smce cars were so hard to control Ilm had just been rushed to the Sh1loh Memorzal Hosp1tal where he was havmg a broken leg set and bemg treated for cuts and bruzses Maybe he should have stuck to lus cartoon wrxtmg Arlyce Whrtcomb was hxs nurse and under her patzent care he would lxve at leas Arlyce m her spare txme was wrztrng another novel whrch was soon to be pubhshed A knock came at the front door so I had to say goodbye to Jean and run to answer xt There before me stood Lee Sparks He was sellmg Fuller Brushes and wondered 1f I was mterested Lee always had a lme to hand out so he thought he d try hrs luck as a salesman I d1dn t l1ke bezng bothered by salesmen but smce Lee was an old schoolmate I thought I would obhge hrm by buymg a han' brush The chrldren dxdn lrke that because I had one and thezr dad was almost bald 1 felt a lzttle sorry for Lee after he left He had told me that he was stxll waxtmg for Mary Lou Russell I-hs salesmansh1p hadn t worked on her as Mary Lou was Gazette They were both smgle as they d1dn t want to rush 1nto anythmg too hastrly The marlman came so I ran out to get the ma1l Marshall Clabaugh had been maxl carr1er for over f1ve years He llved on a farm but Marxlyn took care of that end of the Job Marshall told me that Bob Thomas had just started a tax1 servxce ln Shlloh and all the tax1s were equrpped w1th televzslon It was provmg very successful H also owned a Dr1ve In Ette between Shrloh and Planktown I took the mall and went back to the house to read a letter I had recewed from Lorene Clagg Lorene was home from her honeymoon and startmg housekeepmg Her boss had found ner so capable as a secretary that he asked her to manage h1s home I had a lot of work to do so I merely glanced at the Gazette The headlmes carr1ed news of the elect1on Dean Seaman was elected Mayor of Sh1loh and was havmg a bxg banquet at the Smoke House 1n h1s honor All h1s classmates of 50 were 1nv1ted Don Guthrle was owne and operator w1th of course .Tame as bookkeeper and fmancxal advrsor fhat way he dxdn t have to hlre a spec1al bookkeeper and he could keep busx ness matters rn the famrly Golly the re on the soc1ety page was a b1g plcture of Betty Kaylor' She always wanted to be a professwnal 1ce skater and she had had ner wxsh Because of a bad fall Betty was glvmg up her career to be marrled 1 thmk she nad the fall Sometlme back, but rt was just takmg effect Earl was st11l wa1t1ng for her so now she could settle down to dome strc l1fe I awoke w1th a start as Dad called me to go to bed I realxzed then It had all been a dream I had fallen asleep whxle readmg my Ca Blu Sh1 fm, ellen I ' ' n u . . . . , . , . . , . . , - I ' ' . . ' ' ll ll . -- gh . , . . . . . , . . , . . , . . . . . . . . ,t Chuck Wolfersberger's Private Secretary . Chuck was Editor of the Planktown . . . . . . e . I . . ' . . . --'---. , . , . . , .- , . . . i K

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Choppy Moser, of the Moser Clan Almost own Sh1loh to a man. Her personalxtv IS really nxce And when she sm11es, you ll look twice She plays hard, works plenty And pounds the typewnter keys gently Lee Sparks alxas The Plug Dizzy as a bug m a rug Snghtly eccentrmc, but n1ce as can But mf you don t wanna beheve me Ask Mary Lou, She ll tell you Mary Lou Russell cute as a k1tten Soclally Prom1nent a txtle that s f1ttm She s naturally brlght lxves 1n a book, Except when she s got some guy on the hook The center of fun where thmgs are busy That s where you re sure to fmd th1s M1ssy Bobby Thomas frxendly guy Not one to let the world go by Knows the people gets around In lmportant places he ll be found Has a knack for domg thmgs up brown Especlally burmng the laboratory down Carol W1tch1e, pert and sassy Her b1g brown eyes are really classy Says she lmkes a guy called Nhke That s why she stays home every nxght But de sp1te her romantxc tangle She looks good from any angle Arlyce Whltcomb s a n1ce g1rl to know There s always that questxon Who s her She s tall smart really neat Gotta lme that can t be beat She loves jokes that make her laugh Tell us, Arlyce who IS your better half? Last of all IS our dear Chuck Ask h1m what he d1d to Lofland s truck He has no g1rl and 1S r1ght on the beam Heart of Stone so xt would seem It zsn t so when they say he s shy He s just Waltlflg for th r1ght g1rl to go by au? M. Qffds, jxfq? Q4 A4 iq Zl ' I .. . . be. . , . Y D . ll ' ' fl ' I ' ' I I I , . . . Y I . ' : , , . . . f l l , . ' Q . I , . l I . , . . I ' , ll O .ll l I I I ' 1 , - . . . , . . . , I - O ' I U . n , . . . 1 . . 5 0 L ,sr I V ,f ,911 X f M kv A fl! L? fuff, fa

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CLASS WILL We the Semor Class of Sh1loh I-hgh School of 1950 bemg of unsound mmd and m f1rm body do make and pubhsh th1s last w1ll and testament To the echoes we leave our c1ass1c and ever famous Yezzzzzzzzzz To the shadows and shades of those gone before us we leave the faces we made behmd teachers backs and be-hmd closed doors To Mr Guthr1e the all sufferxng Janztor we leave all our broken shoe laces, apple cores and chewmg gum wrappers To Mlss Schlllmger we leave the mouse m the Sophomore room To the Junxor Class we leave any old th1ng that happens to be lymg around that mxght axd them ln becommg the scho arly students we were Indxvxdually we wxsh to bequeath these worthy assets to equally worthy persons Marshall Clabaugh leaves h1s haxr O11 prescr1pt1on to Ed Cole Here xt IS one egg whxte and one half cup of lard Stxr mto a paste and apply as needed The xdea IS to keep It from trxcklmg mto the eyes on a warm, sunny day Lorene Clagg leaves her qu1et subtleness to Marlene Russell Donny Guthrxe leaves h1s good luck pxeces the convertlble chewmg gum and IS perenmal mgrown scalp to the Indrans Cleveland that IS Lo1s England leaves her educated toe to Jlmmy Hague Jim Huston leaves h1s VO1Ce to Bmg Crosby He has no use for lt Betty Kaylor leaves her f1gure to any g1rl who has had second year Aloebra Dean Seaman leaves h1s memberslnp 1n the Lonely Hearts Club to Malcolm Brook Thls means you Kathleen Jean Moser leaves Gary to stra1ghten her lxpstxck Lee Sparks leaves h1s curly haxr to Bob Shoenaur Mary Lou Russell leaves her lxttle fxnger the one w1th the men wrapped around to Della Laser Bob Thomas leaves h1s sxlly ant1cs to Eugene Patton Carol Wxtchme leaves the reflectxons 111 her b1g brown eyes to Mary Ellen Kaylor Charles Wolfe rsberger leaves h1s manly physlque and big feet to Arthur Cole Arlyce Whxtcomb leaves M yy 4 zg 75 ff Z3 it- . Z