Sharon High School - Marsengold Yearbook (Sharon, MA)

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Deciding to have his battered clothes stitched and repaired, our modern Rip Van Winkle ambled into the place of busi- ness of the Five Little Tailoressesf' Maureen Reid, Marcia Jordan, Peggy Wilber, Judy Schwarzler, and Norine Thomas. In no time at all his wearing apparel was all patched and sewed, and it looked as good as new. Now that he was once again neatly groomed, Mr. Grantham resolved to View the sights of ou-r fair city. Hailing a taxi- cab, he discovered that the driver was none other than Murdoch MacAskill, an- other member of the class of '54. After an exchange of exuberant salutations, the cabbie drove down South Main Street to the Sharon Heights Aquarium, owned by Arnold Halfond and Judy Risch. Friend Murdoch next chauffeured his passenger to the ultra-modern 51,500,000 police station on School Street, and had a chat with another ex-classmate, chief Keith Hunnewell, who was sporting a pair of the new police knickers devised by de- signers Lee Carney and Jennifer Wright- son. However, the chief had to make a hasty departure when the desk sergeant informed him that the fire whistle was being blown. Our hackie suggested a trip to the Coun- try Club where pro Russ Wallace and club manager Warner Poor were offering instruction to frustrated golfers under the slogan, If you putt poor, see Putt Poor. Jack received a cordial welcome and was invited into the clubhouse for television and refreshments. To a man who had been gone for twenty 'W years, it was amazing to view the success of his old companions in the fields of ath- letics and entertainment. On the screen was a play-by-play account by Jack Royal, of the girls' basketball game between the Barksdale Tappers and the National Champion Levanson Leapers, led by Mar- lene Levanson. Big 6'6 Alice Sellew, labelled by sportswriter John Kennedy as the world's fastest growing human, was the high scorer. The program was sponsored by the makers of nurse Ellen Keating's reducing pills, endorsed by movie actresses Sandy Schwartz, Carole Kraus, and Lee Oliver. It was agreed by all that the new 3-D glasses, invented for the referees by M. I. T. professors, Frank Chmara and Paul Kreitzberg, considerably ameliorated the officiating. Following this, the E. Holbrook Glover Grocery Co. presented a fifteen-minute music show featuring fiddle solos by Joe Klein and the singing-dancing trio, Gerry Danca, Ruth Kersch, and Grace Butcher. Riding back to the center of town, Mr. Grantham resolved to atone for his late start in ascending the ladder of success, which, to his amazement, his former class- mates had climbed to such great heights. Realizing that he could afford no procras- tination, he headed immediately for the local unemployment oflice where, upon picking up the late afternoon edition of the Daily Advocate, he found his name in three inch headlines. He was already at the top of the ladder of fame. Warner Poor Henry Flynn - Russell Wallace 29

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