Shades Mountain Christian School - Lighthouse Yearbook (Birmingham, AL)

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...yi .gg - fs N0 lt's a prom! lt's a banquet! T lT's A PRO Qusrr Ok, leT's see. lT's April: handsome hunks in awe- some Tuxedos and gor- geous girls in glamorous evening gowns are sTruTTing Their sTuff aT an exclusive nighf spof. This musT be a high school prom, righT? Wrong BuT waiT. They ,cm juniors and seniors, aren'T They? Yeah, buT They ge, dressed To kill, aren'T They? Yeah, buf They gre. gonna dance 'Till They drop, aren'T They? Noi WhaT! No dancing? How can you have a prom wiTh- ouT dancing? You can'T, and This isn'T a prom. Well, whaT is iT? lT's a PromaueT. A whaT? A PromqueT! WhaT on EarTh is a Prom- queT? l'lT's Shades Mounfain ChrisTian School's version of a prom. They have all The Trappings of a prom - Tux- edos, evening dresses, a lead-ouT, buT no dancing. lnsfead, They are having an eleganf dinner here aT The Embassay SuiTes HoTel. Oh wow! WhaT a drag! All This Trouble jusT To eaT? WhaT a wasTe! Everyone knows you can'T have any fun wiThouT dancing. Wrong again. ferrei face! These people have discovered The real key To enjoying high school: lT's noT whaT you do, buf who you do iT wiTh and The memories you make. You qre kidding, righT? No, look. Their Theme is 'Making Memories' and, in- sTead of paying mega- bucks To geT hoT, Tired and sweaTy, They are enjoying The fellowship of Chrisfian brofhers and sisiers and The memories They have made TogeTher. Oh righT! Are you sure we can sTand This much exciTe- menf? BuT, Then again, They do seem To be having fun. Hey! Whose The dude in The highTops and Tux? He's awe- some! Yeah, Trevor has always had good TasTe. Hey, I can Tell ThaT by The girl he's wiTh. AbsoluTely, Penelope is in a class of her own, and someTimes a world of her own. Give me a break! A newscasT? This is going To be The piTs! No, oh dull one, iT's Their way of remembering some of The crazy Things ThaT hap- pened This year. Radical man! ThaT Brian dude musT be a real road warrior for his Tickefs To equal The Gross NaTional ProducT. Yeah, he's The original King of The Road. WhaT now? A LasT Will and Tesfameni? WhaT's so funny abouf Sean leaving Mrs. Francis' mailbox To Tom- my Wiles? Don'T ask man. You don'T wanT To know! Oh PLEASE! Nof slides wiTh some Teacher boring us wiTh narraTionl No way, man. No one needs To narraTe. The music and The memories say iT all. Mmm, This food is good, and The decoraTions are wildl RighT for once. These jun- iors don'T do anyihing sec- ond class. 'lHey, whaT abouf a King and Queen? Do They choose a King and Queen aT a PromaueT? l'Sure, see, Jason and Carmen were a logical cholce. She's ToTally awesomel Yeah, and she was Homecoming Queen Too. Radical man! l'WhaT's This? Are They Too cheap To hire waiTers? The guys have To do iT Them- selves? Of course noT. Sam and Jon are jusT being Their usual weird selves. There's The dude again. Boy is he packing away ThaT cake. lT's roulage you red neck! BuT, you're righT. Trevor knows how To enjoy a ban- aueT. He's goT class Too. I loved how he gave Penelope The whole vase of flowers during The lead-ouT. Well Mr. Skepfic, you seem To be having a good Time. Yeah, l guess you're righT. Dances come and go buf friends and memories go on forever. Tony Canevaro A highlighT of The was junior Jon Jobes impersonahon.