Selden Rural High School - Wildcat Yearbook (Selden, KS)

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'tx 55- iv if 4 R'chard rriendlr 'awors Enslisn, ndustria' A ts nors Sc'ence Soc'a1 Science, Connerce Gerald Ueim Valedictorian Majors English Ineustrial Arts, Science, Minors Social Science, Commerce, Mathematics 1 Y' 3 Zi tary Goscha Majors English, Home Ebonomics, Social Science, inors Science Commerce Eugene Rome Tajors English Industrial Arts, Fomnerce, Minors Science Social Science, Mathematics Cletus Weis Iagors Enblish, Industrial Arts, Soclal Science, inors Science limbs fr- is Zn Nun -1 Y'

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Samuurilfhfagpluara CAs tolc ov Iary Goscha D As I have been selling 'hary's sugar coated, sun dried, oven baked, fresh peanutsu on fansas Avenue in Selden for the past ten years, and since business has been so rushing, I an now able to take my lonv awaited trip to Mars I set the date for my trip and made my plans As I approached e Space Ship Port, I noticed a large sign Helm Space Ship Port N lhinking the name had a familiar ring to it, I decided to inquire and was told that Gerald, an old classmate, was the owner After swapping tall tales for a few minutes, I made my way to the Space Ship To my surprise, I was met by the stewardess of the ship, Marg aret Shrader She has been stewardess of the Space Line for the past nine yea s and says her job is very interesting After I was comfortably seated, I picked up the Mars Daily Flyer Turning to the sports page, I read the following headlines, nLukin cdook's Girl Judo Team of Mars ins Over the Planet Earth ' As I con t1nued my readin I found an advertisement for life insurance by the Home Insurance Company he paragraph read as follows nDue to un avoidable clrcumstances, the insurance rates of this company 1111 be raised on lpth of th1 month H Upon inquiring about the reasonior the raise in rates,Iwas iniorned that Aiss Jillis was now employed as head driver of H rs Bus Llnes One purpose ol my trip was to brlng bacx a pet for my neice I declded to take her a dog, so I went to the Mart'n Dog Kennels, op erated bf my fonner teacher hr Martin, with Ross iayes as h ad Jani tor hr dartin was forced to move his dog kennels to Pars because they had increased so ln size and number that there was no longer room for them on Earth Just as I left the dog kennels, I saw a Brown Swiss cow jump to oe that of the lamous Fritz dunm's Dairy Farm, I stopped to visit with him for a while On my way back to the Space Port, I heard weddinn bells ringing Upon investigating, I found Iiss Biel had just changed her name fr m Miss to Mrs She still says prlvate television is better than public picture shows After boarding the ship for my return trip, I found it v ry di? icult to find a seat Soon I knew the reason Joyce, Dean, and a large number of little Ieis's occupied most of the seats At last I acquired a seat and in a short time I was on my way hone Ve stopped once to refuel at a Space Station, and who should I find as station attendant, but Dick Friendly Dick said he's getting a little tired of breathing artlfical air while living in space but othervlse the job's fine Here, there was a short delay,so I had time to look around and see the sights As I was window shopping, I saw a sign in a window which read, n'umm's Harsian 'odel Shop This was somethin I had never heard o and decided to investi ate As I walxed in, vho should I meet but irs Mumm, formerly Donna nnigh She nov has five talented Vumm Models of her own I didn't hare nuch time to spa e for conle sation as ny sh p was about to taxe off I engoyed ny trip so much,especiaDy being able to see all my for mer teachers and classmates, except my cousin, Cletus els I plan to write him a letter soon Cletus is with a large expedition exploring conditions on Venus cv I Y rf ' . . ' ' 1 - , O A th W, , N1 f - 0 , - . I F . , rf J .. , V . H , - S, U . T Q : - J '3:.l . ' . , U . .. su - A I 4 I f 5 o . . . X 0 . , . - ' . . , , . ' I 3 - , , . . A L I . over the moon. tNOth1ng is impossible anymore., Recognizing the brand ' - v . . tj ' . A 1 . o . A . A . I . . e N - . . '1 . I O , . A . X' A f. I ' J D .- 0 A V I . . K . A A . A . .H I . T 2 T - f , g . ' J . . R . T A 0 Y' 'A A A , A ' A, . I' I ' Y' .. 5. ' U ' v J ' W . O