Saydel High School - Eagle Yearbook (Des Moines, IA)

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Tony Vignorali wills his role as a spare tire to Dennis Knight. Sandy- Waterhouse wills her little black book to Francis Smith. As if she needed another one. Ron Kendrick wills his snozze to Mick Mark. Judy Ryerson wills her fast flanges Qfingersj on the typewriter to Judy Wheeler and Mary Jena Brugioni. Keith Kephart wills his goatee to Tom Rhodes. Also his book of little known facts called Be- lieve It Or Else. Delores Stump wills her wardrobe to Karla Larson. All you have to do is let down the herns. Earl Lauridsen wills his singing talents C?J to Bud Hall. Myrna Hildreth wills her dense personality to Elizabeth Hoobin. Dale Nichols wills his pickle-picking pail to Phil Taylor. Judy Hill wills her dog to Marvin McFall for use as brownie points with Mr. Geery. Use them as well as Judy did. David Golay wills his perfect attendance record to Sue McFarland. Sue Van Nordstrand wills her trips to the office to Diann Van Nordstrand. Everett Wallace wills his wide variety of transportation to Jack Ballard. The end justifies the means, you know. Caroline Warden wills her hubby's Corvet to Kay Coffey. Roger Wheeler wills his manuscript of the American version of Mein Kampf to Gayland Mc- Donald. Nancy.Overland wills her office chair to Becky Gustafson and Judy Nichols. George Lynch wills his way with women to Jim Adams. Cecelia Smith wills her entire wardrobe to Judy Smith. 'I'hey're related somehow. Dave Stevens wills his unabridged volume of cheat-sheets to Dave Diehl. Joe Riley wills his odd noises to Harry Wertz. John Yori wills his shot to Nick Brown. Steve Raps wills his Norwoodville lover to Jim Kirts and Bob Lowe. Roger Passick wills himself to the world. Are we truly worthy? And last, but not least, the Senior Class of 1959 would like to will their American Government books and Mr. Geery to the Senior Class of 1960.

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WILL George Lynde wills his bachelorhood to Max Jackson. Dick Hites will his dribble fingers to Harry Siler. D Deanna Anderson will her Beech-Nut gum wrappers to Shirley Martin. Eldon Andrews will his alertness in class to Richard Meyers. Darlo Antomori wills his tobacco humidifier to Dick Keeling. LoAnn Mason wills her flirtatious nature to Pat Krantz. Tom Baker wills his slaesmanship to Judy Hawkins. J oe Ballantini wills his brownie points with HANK to Bill Brown. Shell Beebe wills his finder-bending abiligy to Glenn Waterhouse. Larry Cohoon wills his spare tire to Ed Connett. Reta Kouski wills her queenship of Norwoodville to Virginia McC1emons. Sherrill Hunt wills her knack of getting along with the athletes to Karen Emrnack. Frank Berttucci wills his marvelous physique to John Raveling. Joy Brown wills her Yea Rah Rah's to Dixie Thomas. Also her cough medicine and throat spray. Bruno Lenzini wills his Red Ram to Ben Little. It is very economical - runs on two cans of dog food a day. Doug Campbell wills his dry sense of humor to Jack VanCleave and Dennis Royal. Walter Ellsworth wills his curly hair to Ronnie Grimm. Connie Klein wills her crayons and color book to Martha Woods. Now she can act her age. Doug Huffaker wills his winning smile to Bob Schneider. Sharon Fischer wills her bangles and beads to Linda Taken and Donna Strong. Kay Ewing wills her vocal chords to Carolyn Robertson. Ron Fontanini wills his stature to Bill Davidson. Maybe then the both of them will be as big as Ken Sharp. Suzanne Cornwall wills her ability at extemporaneous speech to Margaret Jacobs. Bill Dakovich wills his black leather jacket and Norwoodville throne to Rodger Bnice. Ralph Cummings wills his mattress ticking to any old mattress company. Who said his hair wouldn't do him any good. Sherry Foltz wills her non-conformist attitude to Mary Dacken. Lloyd Hughes wills his curse of gab to Larry Jacobs. Lorna Biagioli wills her wonder-working diet to Loretta Godwin. George Bishop wills his slightly used razor to Barry McCoy. Joan Bowers wills her spot in the telephone line at the office to Mary Light. Jon Christensen wills his junkyard to Glen Harvey. Judy Kliegl wills her ice cream stand to Doug White, Mike Peddycoart, Mr. Kiester, and Mr. Geery. Larry Clark wills his sports editorship of the Saydel Bulletin to Bill Iudkins. Marie McDaniel wills her dancing shoes to Mary Lou McCoy. Ron Coffin wills his mind to science. At last we have someone to take Einstei.n's place. Sally MoConkey wills nothing to anyone. She has Dale. Bob Quick wills his collection of 1903 guitar picks to Charles Sharp. Margaret Grimm wills her culinary creativeness to Irene Mishler. Don McClure wills his bobby pins to Tom Cash. Juanita Nichols wills her red pony tail to Mike Osborne. Bob Light wills his bootblack kit to David Grimm. Nancy Prescott wills her beautiful hair to Ruby Golay. She'll appreciate the color. Bill Gray wills his false teeth to Bobbie Bozarth and Betty Oswalt. Now they can talk twice as much. Merlin Smith wills his touchdown skills to Doug Steele. His knee goes with this. Shirley Thomas wills her saxophone to Bill Kappleman. What'll he do with a sax?

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PROPH ECY The year 1969. My job is a special assignment writer for FUTURE MAGAZINE. The editor, Joy Brown, gave me orders to locate her classmates, the graduating class of 1959 and report to her what paths they had taken. She sent me to New York to start my search. While enjoying the view from my train window and relaxing before starting my search, I was in- terrupted by a commotion in the front of the car. It looked like the conductor was trying to throw a poor little old lady off the train because she couldn't find her ticket. I recognized the conductor to be George Lynch. I went over and asked why he had chosen this job. He told me that he was fed up with being meek so he got a job where he could exercise some authority. On the way back to my seat I saw Reta Kouski who told me that she was now teaching kindergarten students how to play the oatmeal box in the rhythm band. I asked her if Doug Campell was also using his drummer's ability and she said that he was in Africa teaching the bongo drum to the Ubangi. Upon arrival at Grand Central I went to the information desk. The lady at the desk seemed very flustered. It turned out to be Lorna Biagioli, who I heard always became excited with responsibility. I took a taxi and went straight to the hotel. The ride was the wildest and most nerve racking I had ever experienced. When I paid the bill, I recognized the driver to be Sandra Waterhouse. My bags were picked up at the desk by the bell boy, Merlin Smith. This position was only tem- porary as he was waiting for his big chance in the Tarzan movies. I went up to my room and turned on the television. The program was a pre-wrestling interview and Marie McDaniel was introducing the featured wrestler, Juanita Nichols. She attributed her success to the build-up courses she had taken at Mademoiselle Van Nordstrand's Muscle Salon. I changed channels, and it seemed to be sports night because Whispering Walter Ellsworth was announcing Let's Go Bowling. The pin boy, Jon Christensen, was not very busy even though Richard Hites and George Lynde broke their record with a score of 68. The program was interrupted by Sherrill Hunt who was inquiring where the yellow went when you brush your teeth with Pepsodent. Ron Kendrick was standing in the background just smiling. Pretty easy living, I'd say. I was awakened the next morning at 4 a.m. by a horrible clatter downstairs. I stuck my head out the window to see what was going on and saw that it was Judy Kliegl delivering milk. I was wide awake so I decided to go for a walk. I ran into Lloyd Hughes who was on his way to his lawn mower shop. He attributed his knowledge and ability to work on lawn mower motors to his old teacher, Mr. Zarley. I saw a large crowd three blocks up the street. I found out that there had been an accident between Sally MoConkey on her roller skates and Everett Wallace on his motorcycle. It seems as though they are both professionals in their field. The policeman offering his assistance, much to my surprise, was Larry Cohoon. The ambulance got there in a very short time. I found out why whenl saw Larry Clark was the driver. The doctor with the ambulance was Earl Lauridsen. I then bought a newspaper and the Wall Street Journal, and went back to the hotel coffee shop where my weak coffee and burnt toast was prepared by Margaret Grimm. The newspaper headlines read: Quick and Passick's Trip to Planet Venus Successful: Say Will Not Return, Girls Are Beautiful. I opened the paper to the sports page and there was a picture of Ron Fontanini. He was the shortest player ever to be on the Harlem Globetrotters. The main feature, however, was Bob Light and George Bishop's competition for tiddly-winks champion. The Wall Street Journal said that the Dodge Motor Stock had gone way up since Nancy Overland had become President of the corporation. I decided to take a little time out for pleasure beforel started my assignment so I thoughtl might go to the zoo. On my way I saw a man on his hands and knees drawing pictures on the sidewalk. The man turned out to be David Golay. It must be terrible to be a frustrated artist. A few steps further, I looked down just in time to see the cover was off the manhole. Who should come up out of the manhole but Joe Ballantini. I asked him why in the world he hadn't put up any barriers and he explained that he, Doug Huffaker, and Darlo Antomori had become so interested in their floating dice game, he had forgotten to.