Saratoga Springs High School - Recorder Yearbook (Saratoga Springs, NY)

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THE HIGH SCHOOL RECORDER 13 aO:0:050:30:OSODODOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEO:CK: CLASS WILL BY LEO AYEN Hear ye! Hear ye! Be it known to posterity that the graduating class of the Saratoga Springs High School desires to leave a last will and testament to in- sure a worthy distribution of its worldly goods tafter payment of all the funeral expensesD. A11 former documents made by same are hereby declared of no more value than this one and must therefore be destroyed. We, the 1932 graduating class of the Saratoga Springs High School, being of a sound mind and soundless body do will and be- queath the following: FirsteTo the J unior Class, a sense of dignity and achievement which we ourselves have possesssed and Which we trust they will possess as worthy successors. Second-To any Sophomores who have never talked, chewed gum, or passed notes in Mrs. Richardsonis study hall, the honor, privilege and what-not of acting as pages for the graduating class. ThirdeTo the Freshman Class, the most sincere hope that its members may really grow up enough to warrant the sophistication which that group at present attempts to possess. Fourth-To the student body not graduating, one copy apiece of the song, ttHow We,ll Miss You When Youire GoneiL-the said song to be sung with much Whole-hearted gusto at the commencement ex- ercises of the present Senior Class. Fifth-To future classes, the challenge to produce a school play of such merit as the one presented during the last year of the enroll- ' ment of the Senior Class. SixtheTo Miss Collins, a pair of grass scissors with which to cut out more efficiently the hair of her theory and harmony students who persist in such capital crimes as talking and gum-chewing. Seventh-To Mr. Gale, the latest Scribner publication ttMastery of Hypnotismi' in five easy lessons. Eighth--To Miss Gorman, a new paper cutter with Which to enact more efficiently the dagger scene from ttMacbeth together with every other incident ttbought before our very eyes,, by means of the present ttdagger , which shows signs of wear. Ninth-'To the afore-mentioned H. J . Collins, a book of compo- sition topics whereby she may request five thousand word themes upon

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12f Name Elizalbeth Martin Mary Matthews David McMillan William Morrissey Jane Morrison Dorothy Nachmwan John OwBrian Elizabeth Palmer Fred Pettit Helen Pierce Virginia Phair Mary Pilger Leona Potter John Reynolds Sylvester Ramos Jean Richardson - Fred Phillips Reba Rogers Victor Roggen Frank Ruhle William Sabo Martha Schenkel Marion Sheehan Elinor Sherrill Ethel Siegal Ida Slutsky Dorothy Smith Nellie Spaulding Charlie Stickle Francis Stoddard Ellen Sundler Bertha Sundquist Minna Sutton Ruth Thomas Donald Tillotson Ruth Traver Robert Van Wagner Frederick Vines Ruth Wagar , Elizabeth Walton Edward Waring Jean Waring Fred Wilhelm Alice Winslow Norma Wolcott Phyllis Wright Leon Beach Mgr. U. S. Olympics Telephone Operator '4 Gertrude Silverhart' :Supt. of orphanage Madeline Vanderbwgh THE HIGH SCHOOL RECORDER, wEOEODOEOEOEOEOEOEO:OEOEODOEOEOEOEOEO: Ambition Obstacle Private secretary No privacy Secretary Hard times Play director No audience Tennis pro. N0 racket Beauty expert Independence French teacher Life Prin. of S. H. S. Popularity Dietician No book Love of lights Mgr. of tea room Tariff on tea Soldierws Wife Marines Social worker Prosperity Lawyer Timidity, Secretary Sex Lawyer Habit of truth telling Designer None IRamon Novarro Face Blonde hair No pure H202 President R. C. A. Brains Retire at 30 No job New car , $ $ Worldws champ Miss Williams mineographer Stylist Paris sets the styles Childws nurse . Habit of pinching Too efficient No orphans Noisy shoes N0 discipline Woman detective School teacher Tree sitter St. Vitus dance Stock broker Speculation Mechanic Careless with blow Torch Nurse None Radio singer Voice Dental Hygienist Hands too clever Public speaker No public College Prof. None Onion chopper Weak tear glands Old maid Chain store prop. Too good a cook Wrong system To write fiction None Jazz band leader No rhythm Teacher Talks too much Writer Inspirations Drygoods buyer None None None Politician No pull Toe dancer Gout Social service Crowded field Write this'v No wit Result Unemployed Hermit Director anyway Ping pong champ No more waves Chorus girl Broadway hoofer Ptomaine poisoning New Manager Miss World, 1939 Mrs. Marine Sales clerk Undertaker's asstr Boss ? ? ? ? ' wStyle dictator Jimmy Durante 50-50 Office boy Working at 70 Walking delegate Pen pusher ISo-called stylist Pinched Radio headliner Supt. of prison Crime wave Police woman Hula hula dancer Shorn lamb Nil Success Peanut vendor Gold digger Private detective Dr. Melchior II Potato peeler Marriage Giggolo Censored Free verse Congresswoman Reporter Success :None Apple vendor Cashier Gym. teacher I This

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14 THE HIGH SCHOOL RECORDER COED:OEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOGOEO:OEOEOEOEO: subjects of more weight and consequence than tiThe benefits of gum- chewingh or Why Gentlemen Prefer BlondesiietHer favorite in- door sportID. Tenth-to those faculty members who have earnestly tried to transmit to us some spark of learning, a hearty itthank youii and a fond tigood-byeii Signed by Class of 1932. We, whose names are hereto subscribed, do certify that on the third day of June, 1932, the class above named subscribed its name to this instrument in our presence and hearing, declared the same to be its last Will and testament and requested us and each of us to sign our names thereto as witnesses to the execution thereof, which we do in the presence of the class on this third day of J une, 1932. Percival Archibald Reginald Montague Browne Ian Skinnermerinkydine WHERE SHALL WE BE NEXT YEAR Leo Ayen and Leon Beach, Syracuse University; J ean Barr and Francis Stoddard, Rochester Institute; Laura Bird, Warren Hurd, Fred Pettit, Sylvester Ramos, Frank Ruhle, Minna Sutton, Alice Winslow, Post-Graduate, Saratoga High School; Cecil Brusie, Ethel Grande, John Reynolds, Albany Business College; Baxter Bush, Nyack Institute; Elwood Cole, Antioch; J oain Davenport, Max Finkle- stein, New York University; Helen Denton, Elizabeth Walton, Oneonta State Normal School; Walter Fullerton, Williams College; Betty Hodges, Fifth Avenue Hospital, New York City; Veronica Kushneir, Saratoga Hospital; Guy Lake, New York College of For- estry, Syracuse, N. Y.; Marcella Leonard, Pratt Instiutue; Janet Lewis, Barnard College; Elizabeth Martin, Eastman School of Business; David McMillen, R. P. 1.; Helen Pierce, Lasell J unior Col- lege, Auburndale, Mass; Mary Pilger, Presbyterian Medical Center, New York City; Victor Roggen, Columbia University; Gertrude Silverhart, Hilda Finkelstein, Business College of New York City; Dorothy Smith, New York State College for Teachers, Albany; Madeline VanDenBurgh, Lucy Webb Hayes, Washington, D. 0.; Phyllis Wright, Ohio Wesleyan College, Delaware, Ohio.