Santa Clara High School - Tocsin Yearbook (Santa Clara, CA)

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The smelling salts! calls Florence Costa, the nurse from the ship. Geraldine Couch, well known musician rushes up, and seeing the skeleton, shouts, Edith! Here's some REAL dope for one of your bloodthirsty yarns. Miss Evans surveys the remains and says, Yes, there are possibilities, but not enough bones are MISSING! Edward Dreyer, manufacturer of concentrated foods, and Robert Freitas, midget auto racer who made the New Alviso Speedway famous, rush up and drag the fainting gals from the scene. Shige Nakamura, who put the tell in television is held back by Secretary of State Dorothy Norris, when she attempts to follow that political shark, Henry Prizf mich, to the center of the excitement. . Delbert Silva, world famous apple polisher, is doing his best to keep Laurentina Sereano, and Lucy Barnes, Elm stars from fainting. Don LeRoy, of Safeway, Incorf porated, decides to clock the traffic in contemplation of setting up a branch store on this island in the Pacific Gerry Fitzgerald is in a blue funk because she can't find a pencil to take notes for the biggest scoop of the century. jacob Doll, baker de luxe, can't take it so he does his bit to quiet Margaret and Marie T. Bennet radio whistling team ffef -and Dorothy Botill who is manager of the De Anza Hotel. 'Tm gonna write a striking editorial on crime, says Wilda Merrittg and Margaret Martini, famous for her dramatic sketches, says it oughta be a knockout cvcn if nof body ever does read them. Nick Rizzolo, peanut vendor, D'Arcy Purdy, Secretary of the Navyg Mitsuo Okubo, trig instructor at Gal, and Dan Ono, the present day Michael Angelo, are racking their weary brains to identify the demise of their former classmate. Margaret Read, artist, considers painting the scene, while George Renquist, undertaker, wishes the skeleton had belonged to someone in his home town. Senators David Kasano and Ernest Siber are telling Emma Beth Passarell, cosmef tologist, that the skeleton wouldn't fit in with her idea of beauty. Billy Rubottorn, new political terror in China, by this time has got hold of the student body card. The Speaker for the Republicrats in Shanghai sadly reads the name inscribed thereon: ALBERT CASTRO. The grey cap and gown stand as mute proof that he died a noble death-fa martyr to his convictions. :rj ,TQK CEC r QQX X 4- -e,,g. 'fi'

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Now everyone is on deck and shrieks and cries break from the groups of hysterical women. UH woe is me! sobs Isabel Thompson, instructor in French at Mills College. All in the life boats now! Wcmineii first! comes the voice of midshipman Dominic Chiono booming through the darkness. Ofofofonk cj'O'0'O'011li!'! Fog horn? No, it's Peter Ramsden, who lends his services when the fog horn is out of order. Roses are red, violets are blue, If I outlive this, with ships I'm through. Even in a crisis like this Bernice Ferrasci is overwhelmed by her poetic talcnt. A cry of Land! Land! sounds faintly above the roar of the sea. Some time later we find them all assembled about a huge bonfire built high on a sandy beach. Apparently no lives have been lost but the general opinion seems to be for prohibition and everyone wishes they were DRY. As the dawn breaks over the tops of the cofco palms Joaquin Vienna, successor to Shipwreck Kelly fame as flagpole sitter, shouts, Ladee:, and Jantlemen, we've been wrecked on Trahzure Island! Sure enough! There's an old sea chest bearing the name Long John Silver! Bob Farwell, sports editor for the San Francisco Examiner, and Anthony Turturici, inventor of nonfskid banana peels, combine their efforts to open the rusted chest. But they are unable to budge it until Dale McVay, designer of streamlined air castles, lends a hand. HOOH! Whzit a BEEfYOO-tiful skull- -look at those teeth! gloats Mercedes Truax, the famous lady dentist. Help! Help! That shout comes from over the water! Velma Silva stewardess from the wrecked ship sees the bobbing shape and pIunges in. Frances WipHi, head of the U. S. Bureau of Information, follows suit and soon they both struggle back to shore with two dripping girls clinging to a single life preserver. Why they're Gussie Cebrian and Celia Pereira! Robert Emlay, the ship's wireless operator says, Aw, it's them stowaways and we fergot all about 'emu Jeanette Snyder, noted orator, speaks up I'll have to remember this when I get back to the States. Yes, WHEN! wails the pessimistic Martha Sylvester, SmithfCorona's best type' writer key duster. Mfhere IS great risk, you know -f you ought to take this opportunity to buy a policy- f-Af--fe Of course it is Blanche Wocmdfill, president of the Mutual Life Insurf ance Company. A bloodeurdling scream rents the morning air. Followed by another. And another! Wliy those cries comes from Helen Myers, famous violinist, Lois Miller, the danccrg and Hazel McClintock, the well known cartoonist! Oh, it's a skeleton! And beside it are a grey cap and gown. And on the bones of the right hand is a senior class ring of 1934. And an old faded student body card clutched in that same hand! Oh! Doris Morton, author of Downfall of Youth, collapses in a heap, with the card clenched in her hand. Whitt is it? asks the fashion expert, Eva Gunther. Her question is echoed by Vickie Tolosano, who walked from New York to San Francisco in five days fnot countf ing the rides she thumbeda. They both get a glimpse of the card and simulanteously they slide down to keep Doris company. fi Page Twcntyffive cg ,. RVN ,N Y- 4 ' W bis' -x. -.. e-so ' -I- W ,' Q f , i . ,' L X x n X L s L 'VNC xfx'-N'X l .4 l

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NAIVIII Abrro, Rieliar-.l Aenluistapaee, Henry Anelers, Helen lialtlacei, Lola Barnes, Lucy lireker, Ifelwin Bennett, Margaret liolill, Dorothy Ilortini, George Iiozzl. Julius Ilnuneril. Ili-tty Iitvee, ,launch iiarirxa, ,losrph Ilaatro, Allwir Cfrlilwan. Uuasn- Cililono, lloininre Klolpin, Louise Clobta, Florenee Iloueh, Geraldine Davis, Iilinor Dent. George Devteh, Helen lhngaeex, Alplionar Iloll, jacob Dryer, Ifilwarel Iflam, ling-'ne Ilstuihllo, Cilzulys Ifvans, Eihrh Farley, Currie Farwell, Iiobi-it Iirrasei, Iirrruee I rll.tb:uun, Zoe Fiahlo, Laurence I'1tZ.g1'l'aILI, Freul FitZi.Lerald, Gerry Flores, Quentin Iiowler, Nltriam Freitas, Robert Uerhanlt. elane tlianinni, Louise llorelon, Alta tlunther, Ifva Hanson, Iiernarel Hargis, William Harer, William l'lrnelerson, lieth Higgins, john fNi HOROSCOPE Ill WISIIY julia Uuteloing Romeo Dramaries Swimming Keeping Ironm- Basketball Drainatrcs Babe Machine Shop Ivlaktng noise Sports Aiuioyrng pi-ople Getting aellnlts Arguing 'Iiuck nlriver Spanish Billy Ware flhuntming with Cir-lm Mtisic Singing TYPHU: Ping-pong Puahing an aeeorelian Football Pretenillng to be bashlul Arhlt-ries Eating peanulb kYriting punk stories XYasting time l'aling around Writing poerry Sports XX'ooelwork Fishing Running after college heroes Boxing Staying out of school Baseball I Prertying up Looking for Anne Sleeping in class Smiling Horseback riiling Baseball Drawing pictures Talking about Ed. Hazel MeLcar AIVIIIITIUN Hubby To be disillusioned Mae West Aviatrix A good wiiey Get the Foul to go To replace Garbo Housewife Shop imrruetor Get a girl Teacher 'Ilo be ptvzsialrlit Nothing in paitieular , Soap box orator list her nian Iileetrietan Nurse Reporter Torch singer Get her man Race car driver I'ro, pingfpong player Great player Be Ll hero Great artist. Play girls' basketball Lady of leisure Authoress Trying to get a girl Nlachlnist Nurse limbaliner Cabinetmakel' Work in mill ,Iournalibt Teacher Stylist Be like brother To be ssmplitsticateel Srenographer Housewife Designer Cowboy A Babe Ruth Cas zuul oily niagnate To get fat Artimt X 1 QR Q .. - XX, 'e. . ,,-,.i.q,g ' A .- 4 ' ' Q X I pvvf-A -rv: ., .L Irma, FAVORITE NOISE Aw, nerts! Uinphfulnph - Com e on up sometime Yeah! Hfnx-ni? I do Ain' Uh, I do nxt know t ue the berries gee! nit know Yafyafknow - fire whiz Ilawfliawfliaw I Ilon r Iain You're crazy Uh, msn s that eute Fiddle sticks Shut up! Folie! Shocks! Huh! I 4lon't care Ya know! Uh. I Llon't know IYal, ya see I Llon't know I elonlt know Dona be dippy Skip it! Dona ever do that Aw, nuts! You're nuts! Nurtll Uh, Shoot Yes Tee hee! Pooey! Uh, well Awf For gosh sakes Hurry up Aw, heck! NYhatS it to ya? Zur So? Ill rnutiny Uh, yi-ali! Oh heck! Naw! Page Twentyfseuen ffxfvx X s sa