Sanger High School - Echo Yearbook (Sanger, CA)

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To keep peace with the natives, While ROSEMARY DOUGLASS was exerting Her missionary efforts to convert the heathen. The saleswoman ' s next stop was Morocco Where HARPER GABRIELSON glo-ied in his eminent Position as tutor to INA MAE FORBES, MYRTLE ENGLENT, and ROSAMOND GRAFF in the Old Maid ' s Semi.iary. While passing through the Strait of Gibralter, Whom should she see through her telescope. Invented bv the talented RAY HASEGAWA, But JACK ' hAZELTON and his wife, The former GERTRUDE STEINHAUER, Making an impecunious living selling Prudential Life Insurance on the Rock of Gibralter. In Madrid she attempted to crash the gates to a bull (ight Featuring the great to-eador. PAUL BURNS, but found Her way blocked by the world-famous ticket sel ' er, LOIS CROZIER. In a Ba ' -celona museum she persuaded the proprietor, FUMIKO NISHIOKI, to permit her to use One of her oldest relics — a horse and buggy — To carry her and her toy up the Pyranees, Where she visited the airplane service Nation of BRUCE GIFFEN And ELLEN PISTACCHIO and persuaded them to add her toy To their stock of goods. Then her glider took her to Paris Where THERON BOONE, worthy descendant of his grandsire, Daniel, blazed not through the hearts of forests But trod mercilessly the hearts of fair maidens: VIVIAN ANDERSON, the actress, SYLVIA COFFMAN, mannequin, And e ' en France ' s famed model for artists, MARGUERITE MOORE. Embarking for England, she passed ANNA BERKOVICH and LORA BRIDGES, Racing the sharks across the English Channel, And entered London, where she encountered FLORENCE HAND who was Satisfying a desire for a journalistic career by selling newspapers. And who informed her that MASAMI ARITA was Athletic Coach at Oxford, where MARTIN KAPRELIAN was making A valiant effort to get his M. A. in English. She also learned that the graceful ALEX KRUM Was teaching Scotch folk dances to cho-us gi ' ds Accompanied on the bagpipes by EVELYN MORROW, And that HAZEL MISSAKIAN was rocking all Ireland With her melodious songs. During her subsequent voyage to Sweden, The saleswoman was en tertained by the internationally known Acrobatic dancer, MAUDE NELSON, Whose triumphant success was due To the skillful management of PAULINE HUTCHISON. The next disembarkment was at Stockholm, where KENNETH McCANN 25

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Trs vsHmg 1 1950 It came to pass in the year of our Lord 1950 That the ingenious RICHARD PERRY invented A musical yo-yo and sent EULA HILL To distribute it over this vaft universe of ours. She called upon WILBUR JOHNSTON Living in conjugal felicitude With his wife, PAULINE BEC ' HTOLD, and luimerous progeny In hopes of making a sale. Together these all did go to the upendous preview Of DELORES STREET in School Davs. playing With the Mack Scnnctt comedian CEORCE TURNBULL, Whose wife, the former ALLENA HORNINCJ, Was said never to horn in on his affairs. But toys must be sold; the saleswoman traveled on To Wyoming where VERNA DAVIS mended A broken heart riding the range, dre.miing Of MARION CHANE i ' , i he ' heavy-weight cliampion Who in his path had left many a jilted damsel. Upon entering Chicago she was met By the notorious gangfter. SUREN CHOOLJIAN, Whose latest viflim was ALBERT SAROYAN, Chief of the city ' s pop and gum squad. This notorious person boa. ed Of the great favor rendered EVELYN RHEINGANS By killing her sixth hu.sband. In the luxurious tri-motored plane Manufaclured for her by the air-minded WILTHON 15LAC;K Qi. Inc., She was safely piloted by YOSHIE ARITA to Tampa, Florida, where she interviewed P, UL MAZU.SKI, who was tampering with re.il esl.itc iherc. Her plane broke down in Cuba, where she was successful In interefling ALBERT TORRES, a radical revolutionisl, in her toy. From there she swam to Brazil to persuade THLTRMAN POWELL. h ' i was bouncing on a rubber pl.miaiion. And his fiancee, MARVIX ERISCH, who ' Was teaching the natives pec-wee goli. To buy her wares. Whom should she discover. When half way to Africa in her submarine. But a stowaway. QUEENIE MALKASIAN, Who, upon inquiry as to her wild motive. Informed the saleswoman of her desperate love For ANTRANIG TORKJIAN, the pilot. In the heart of the jungle The intrepid adventurer came upon B ' ' RON CL, RK, Playing ja .z on his coUaiisible Sieinway 24

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Was making shoes to pay for his passage home. Pausing only long enough to hire an ice-wagon, She hurried on to the North Pole in time to see DOROTHY PAXTON climb it in an attempt To establish a new pole-sitting record. At the foot of the pole sat GILBERTA BURNETT, vacationing From the management of HAROLD SOLIGAN ' S Asbestos Factory. While rushing through Russia on her way to Poland, Where she planned to see BARRY CRUTCHFIELD Break the pole-vaulting record. She encountered a wandering fo-tu ' ie-tcllcr, ELSIE KLEMM, Who told her that MARLO DENNING, with the aid of HALEY GREENFIELD, was comnosing a grand opera Starring PEARL FAUVER, Ge-many ' s noted soprano. In Swit7xrland, the woman peddler Witnessed EUGENE COFFMAN reducing Bv means of roller skating, . nd took lessons of toboganning from RAYMOND WASHBURN, the noted hill-slider. On her way to Italy, she was conducted on a motorrvcle climb Up Mount Blanc by RICHARD MOGLIA, But this did not prevent her from witnessing LOWELL RAKE holding up the Leaning Tower of Pisa. A day ' s journey brought our traveller to Greece, Where she encountered VELT. ENFIELD On a walking trip through the cotmtry on snow shoes. While sojourning in Turkey, ' , She .ftopped for a visit with FERDINAND PRUESS And the former LENA TANZI who Were raising turkeys for the sultan. Finally, in her perambulations, she arrived in Persia, where she Traded some of her playthings to VIVIAN MICFL ELL N For a gorgeous galaxy of priceless Persian rugs. Vivian also vouchsafed the information that MAX VERNON in collaboration with the famed .uul fortunate ALICE MARIE LOCKETT Deteftive Agency w.is m.iklng A thorough search for the Belle of Basrdad. The next ' .slop brought her to the ESTHER TIPTON Follies, where, by An unforseen coincidence, GL. ' DYS KOND. KIAN was •Starring with WESLEY AMESBURY, inimitable impersonator of loe E. Brown. After entering the imposing portals of the coSiU edifice she was Shown to her seat bv C. RL NIELSON, resplendent in the Velvet and gold buttons of head usher, and was jusl in tine To delight her eves with the dainty DOROTHY ' COOPER Dancing in the Dolly Dimple Review. And so to India to sell the invention at the Calcutta fair. There, what was her surp ' ise, on entering A side show in search of cuftomers, to behold {Continued On Page Cighty-jour) 26