San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

Page 118 text:

Jnif! Speakers If I hdve talked too long it's because I I have not my watch with mc and there's ho Clock in this hall. y Voice from audience, Therels a calendar behind you. -L.. LuJ'.A'..4-.A-LJL:L-,- : nnannnu nnnn Landlhdy: Isn't it hard to think this poor lamb was cut down in its youth to satisfy our apgetites? Boarder: Yes, it is tough! , im 'Ji 'nm is it - Mistress: Mary, when you wait at table tonight for my guests, please don't wear any jewelry. Maid: I have nothing valuable, Ma'am, but I thank g you for the warning. J 1 .- Gypsyf I tella your fortune, Miss. Dot white, How Much? Gypsyl Twenty-five cents. Dot. Correct! H A colored lad was strolling through a cemetery, reading the inscriptions on the tombstones. He came to one which read. HNot dead, but sleeping.' The little dark chap remarked, Hue sure ,in't fooiin' nobody but hisselfld .Jz-'- JL A Pinky. I have d cold or something in my head. Mr. Cooley: A cold, undoubtedly. Wilma Kafter showcrslz What ure you doing with your stockings on wrong side out? I Florence: My feet were hot and I turned the hose on them. 'l9'IHC'55'ar1c vcwwrwii if ii' Mrs: Dear, won't you take me to church today? Mrz I took you to church once, and I will spend the rest of my life regretting it.

Page 117 text:

FOR SALE One Ford Car with single piston ring Two rear wheels and one front spring Has no fenders, seat made of plank Burns lots of gas, awful hard to crank Carburetor busted halfway through Engine missing, hits on two Tires all gone, body made of tin, A But it's a darned good car for the shape . ' itfs in. ALL THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY TO FRED EREAR JLJLJLJLALJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJL .x nnnnnnn snnan nn It's easy enough to be pleasant In a coupe all warm and jolly But the girl worth while Is the girl who can smile ' When you're taking her home A LA TROLLEf--------------------- .,., f ,..... , , 1 1 . U , 1cwr6r4r1fvfviiriririiirirwriiir Mrs. Prescott: Stanley, please use the word gruesome in a sentence. Stanley: I quit shaving and grew some whiskers. X.. , ' 'Aswrwrurwrzrvr'r'r1r1r9ririr Mr. Brown: Cln gym Class! Say you, mark time! Manuel M: With my feet, sir: Mr. Brown: Have you ever seen anything mark time with its hands: Manuel: Clocks do, sir. eeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Manuel T: So what would you do if your were in my shoes? Louis Chericoni: Get 'em shined.

Page 119 text:

CGMPLIMENTS 0? DR,M.C..E5OLENDER .DANV ILLE CALHGRNJA L. O. SCHOENER ' A . PAINTER AND PAPER-2-UWQER S IGN PAINTER AND IN TE K lofi D ECOR A1041 TT LEPHOIJE DANVI LLE aw Y V - --, - , , ,,, , ...- J. H. 5 FENCE CON 'f,'zAC'f0f1 BUILDER PHONE DANVILLE 47 DANVILLE CAL. coMPLnmfN'fs QF H..N..E LL i QT DANVILLE QALl?C'RN lA