San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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'W Mr. Cooley: when were you born? Norman: The second of April. Mr. Cooley: Late again. :f vu: Ly :'. -1. . nt! :fax If n Wu Teacher: Correct this sentence, nThc teacher am in sight.u LeRoy: The teacher am a sight . ., .. 3.13.1 i. wa. .. 1m 1. m Mr1 Bisig: This makes the fifth time I have punished you this week. What have you to Bill M: I'm glad it's Friday, sir. JLJLJLMJLJLJL nnnnnnn Stanley: I got my mustache on the installment plan. Pinky: Installment plan? Stanley: Yes, a little down each week. JLJL.LJLM.2LJL A n n u A 1. A Laugh and the Class laughs with you, but you stay after school alone O JLJLJLJLJ... 4. . n fx as n ru r. n Mr. Bisig: Why are you Tardy: The alarm clock there were eight of us JL rx The boy friend is like he's busted flat. . 24-JL as A Mr. Brown: Herman what passenger? Herman: Yes, but I can well acquainted. JL A late? was set for seven, but in the house. JZJLJLJLJZ .u n n n an a tire--one blow-out and Lsuaaf.-L -2. .. .. A Gm is your car, a five- get ten in if they are Say?

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FOR SALE One Ford Car with single piston ring Two rear wheels and one front spring Has no fenders, seat made of plank Burns lots of gas, awful hard to crank Carburetor busted halfway through Engine missing, hits on two Tires all gone, body made of tin, A But it's a darned good car for the shape . ' itfs in. ALL THOSE INTERESTED PLEASE APPLY TO FRED EREAR JLJLJLJLALJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJLJL .x nnnnnnn snnan nn It's easy enough to be pleasant In a coupe all warm and jolly But the girl worth while Is the girl who can smile ' When you're taking her home A LA TROLLEf--------------------- .,., f ,..... , , 1 1 . U , 1cwr6r4r1fvfviiriririiirirwriiir Mrs. Prescott: Stanley, please use the word gruesome in a sentence. Stanley: I quit shaving and grew some whiskers. X.. , ' 'Aswrwrurwrzrvr'r'r1r1r9ririr Mr. Brown: Cln gym Class! Say you, mark time! Manuel M: With my feet, sir: Mr. Brown: Have you ever seen anything mark time with its hands: Manuel: Clocks do, sir. eeeeeeeeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee Manuel T: So what would you do if your were in my shoes? Louis Chericoni: Get 'em shined.