San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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-T Clarence Edsall: I wonder how many telephone poles it would take to reach the sky? Raymond S: One, if it was long enough. Talk sense . ',J1.JCJ'..'L .,f'. in n n n nm A nNever the twain shall meet,n sighed a small boy as he watched the brakeman throw the switch. JLJLJ'.JL.!f..!L2'. n 1- A n n n A Mrs. Prescott: Give me a sentence with the word viaduct. - Manuel M. He threw a tomato at me and that's 'viaduct. JLJ!,.!'.J! JELJLJL A n u A n .n n Reg: What do you do for a cold? Gordon D: Cough. JLJKJQ JLJLJL 1- .Q n n rs A Miss Finney: lln Civicsl: What is the difference between a criminal suit and a civil suit? Andy: Well, a criminal suit has stripes. Mrs. Prescott: what is an optimist? Herman: An eye doctor. .!LJ.-.- JLJLJL u .x an :fn A n nI'm offering a prize for the laziest man in school and I think you'll win.n . UAW right, roll me over and put it in my back pocket. -wuz we .- mm I-'lnilk Bill H: Do you like codfish balls? Ruth S: I don't know, I never attended any.

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'W Mr. Cooley: when were you born? Norman: The second of April. Mr. Cooley: Late again. :f vu: Ly :'. -1. . nt! :fax If n Wu Teacher: Correct this sentence, nThc teacher am in sight.u LeRoy: The teacher am a sight . ., .. 3.13.1 i. wa. .. 1m 1. m Mr1 Bisig: This makes the fifth time I have punished you this week. What have you to Bill M: I'm glad it's Friday, sir. JLJLJLMJLJLJL nnnnnnn Stanley: I got my mustache on the installment plan. Pinky: Installment plan? Stanley: Yes, a little down each week. JLJL.LJLM.2LJL A n n u A 1. A Laugh and the Class laughs with you, but you stay after school alone O JLJLJLJLJ... 4. . n fx as n ru r. n Mr. Bisig: Why are you Tardy: The alarm clock there were eight of us JL rx The boy friend is like he's busted flat. . 24-JL as A Mr. Brown: Herman what passenger? Herman: Yes, but I can well acquainted. JL A late? was set for seven, but in the house. JZJLJLJLJZ .u n n n an a tire--one blow-out and Lsuaaf.-L -2. .. .. A Gm is your car, a five- get ten in if they are Say?