San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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--v-qt, First Neighbor: Do your daughters live at home? Second Ditto: Oh, no! They aren't married yet. U -' -' 1' -' L:L:':L Lawn use wwf:-r-r'5. -. .'r.. ' A .-sr.-'L A Q: What is dandruff? A: Chips off the old block. ' -' -' -' ' -' my ua L:s:L:L.ez:L 'kw1rzr4.'1fm ff-L .wk ,. A .. .. A She: I suppose you get paid for the jokes you write? He: Certainly! You donft imagine I write them for fun, do you? She: Oh, no! Anyone could tell that by reading them. :L L'LJzJL.!L Lsuuu' L-una 46.1. .. ., ,. . Y .. .-. :r-Lx. .. .I Merle Johnson CShoppingJ I want a pair of spec rimmed hornicles--I mean sporn rimmed hec- taeles--dash it! I mean heck rimmed sper- naoles-- Floor Walker: I know what you mean, sir. Mr. Brown, show the gentleman a pair of rim sperned hectaclesy - N7 161 .Cifiifr 47170 ?7f.-u if 7 J: -?v ni-3: u-V v,x:.3v afghan 41353144 Stanley: I've got a cold in my head. Fern: Well, that's something. I l I Ill!! ll ll ll Ill KI Ill '2r'!.--Brimrcr'-rwwir r- :ir-: rf-cf rw Mike: Did you hear about the undertaker passing away last week? Ike: Uh-huh, he didn't make much on that job, did he. Mike: No. In fact, he went in the hole. :Ln uue.-un-L.-L f an wa.-ue. .. ni. .. ,. 1-I ..:. ..-EH. .:'r.. . A Grant O.: Time me around the track, will you Coach? Coach B.: Sure, wait'll I get a calendar.

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'P He: The meat tastes rather funny, dear. She: Oh, dear, I was afraid that wouldn't fit it. It burned a little, so I put on some Ungentine. 'LIL LJLJLJLJL L L'L L L 1m .x at au an fn an 4.-X--2.1.-5.1:-2. Florence G.: If I give you a piece of pudding you'll never return, will you? Persistent tramp: Well, miss, you know your pud- ding better than I do. ...... ...vu . . ...., , ,.. -35-frwwrlrzrwwirir-kwa:-k-lr-ar Julia: Do you know what they do in Ireland when it rains? Margaret A.: No, what do they do? Julia: Let it rain. eeeeeeeeaeeeeeeeeeaeeeeeeseeeeee Forest Shaklee: I woke up with an awful sensation last night that my watch was gone, so I got , up and looked. Robert Annis: Well, was it gone? Forest: No, but it was going. Gordon Fereira: I saw a rabbit eat cabbage and ' bark. Norman Harper: That's nothing, I saw a sculptor make a face and bust. -' -- -Lau:-ua ' -L 1-L Lune: L warm .. 1. m ,Jem -1. Wu 4. 1- .. A-5. Clerk: Did you kill any moths with those moth balls I sold you? Lyman S.: No, I tried for three hours and couldn' hit a one. eseeeeeeeseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaeeeee Mr. Cooley: Amil, how did you get that bump on your head? Amil: Oh, that's where a thought struck me. '