San Ramon Valley High School - Kernel Yearbook (Danville, CA)

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sinlxl BELIEVE IT OR NOT In San Ramon Valley it is extremelv difficult to put on one's shoes without stooping over. .. ., . ww-3: Scientists have proven that it is almost impos- sible for the elephant to build the nest for its young in thc top of tall trees on cold days. . U .. Www It is said that the people of Danville prefer to eat their breakfast in the morning.rather than at any other time of the day. I 1' I 5-'wr 31' On cold days if you don't wind up the phonograph in the Commercial Room it will run down. This will also happen on warm days. Psychologists tell us that during the orchestra practice at San Ramon Valley Union High School it takes almost twice as much wind to play the cornet as it does to play the violin. 7u'7?7n' In Danville the sidewalks extend around the corn- er. pThis does not happen in other parts of the world. -IH H5 A At the base of Mount Diablo water will freeze at 52 degrees F. f JLJLJL n n 1- Doors at the San Ramon Valley Union High School open both inward and outward.I J'.Jf.JL rx n an The people of this valley prefer to walk on their own feet, rather than on other people's feet. JLJC-JL A 4. n The children of San Ramon Valley Union High School never complain of school except on Mon- day. This part In S Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, and Friday. condition is rarely heard of in any other of VfOI'1d.c SLA' 'L n n'7x an Ramon Valley it is extremely difficult to exhale without having first inhaled. JLJLJL ax A n

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--v-qt, First Neighbor: Do your daughters live at home? Second Ditto: Oh, no! They aren't married yet. U -' -' 1' -' L:L:':L Lawn use wwf:-r-r'5. -. .'r.. ' A .-sr.-'L A Q: What is dandruff? A: Chips off the old block. ' -' -' -' ' -' my ua L:s:L:L.ez:L 'kw1rzr4.'1fm ff-L .wk ,. A .. .. A She: I suppose you get paid for the jokes you write? He: Certainly! You donft imagine I write them for fun, do you? She: Oh, no! Anyone could tell that by reading them. :L L'LJzJL.!L Lsuuu' L-una 46.1. .. ., ,. . Y .. .-. :r-Lx. .. .I Merle Johnson CShoppingJ I want a pair of spec rimmed hornicles--I mean sporn rimmed hec- taeles--dash it! I mean heck rimmed sper- naoles-- Floor Walker: I know what you mean, sir. Mr. Brown, show the gentleman a pair of rim sperned hectaclesy - N7 161 .Cifiifr 47170 ?7f.-u if 7 J: -?v ni-3: u-V v,x:.3v afghan 41353144 Stanley: I've got a cold in my head. Fern: Well, that's something. I l I Ill!! ll ll ll Ill KI Ill '2r'!.--Brimrcr'-rwwir r- :ir-: rf-cf rw Mike: Did you hear about the undertaker passing away last week? Ike: Uh-huh, he didn't make much on that job, did he. Mike: No. In fact, he went in the hole. :Ln uue.-un-L.-L f an wa.-ue. .. ni. .. ,. 1-I ..:. ..-EH. .:'r.. . A Grant O.: Time me around the track, will you Coach? Coach B.: Sure, wait'll I get a calendar.