Samuel Gompers Vocational High School - Green and Gold Yearbook (Baltimore, MD)

Page 43 text:

The farmwife, a b1t on the plump s1de, stepped off the penny scales' and turned to her husband He eyed her inqulsltlvely Whell, what s the V9Pd1Ctn, he asked 'A b1t over we1ght9W WOh no I wouldn't say thatn, replled hls wlfe nBut accordlng to the welght helght table posted on the scales I should be about s1x lnches taller' 45254 414 Llttle Wlllie came home degected from h1s flrst day at school I a1n't golng tomorrown, he announced to h1s parents WAnd why not9U h1s mother asked ' 'Well', he replled, WI can't read, I can't wrlte and theY Won let me talk So what's the use9n 4 4 4 4 UThat's funnyn, sald the dentlst who had been drilllng and dr1ll1ng and dr1ll1ng HYou sald th1s tooth had never been filled and yet there are flakes of g ld on the polnt of my drill' HI knew lt, I knew 1t'W groaned the patlen WYou've struck my gold belt bucklen 4 4 4 4 Oswald I was gO1HV to palnt my fence, a lt says to obtaln the best results put on three coats 161244 44 Boy 'What art of the body 15 the fray?N Teacher WW at part of the body 15 the fray? What do you mean9n Boy UIt says here that the general was shot ln the thlck of the fray liflkliflk John I was a four letter man at school Joe A four letter man? John Yes Joe I know, D U M B 144144825 A young mother was shocked to learn that llttle Tommy had told a falsehood Taklng the lad o h k h consequences of lylng n er nee, s e graphlcally explalned the WA tall man H she began Wwlth red flery eyes and two sha h grabs llttle boys who tell falsehoods and carrles them off at nightorgs takes them to Mars where they have to work 1n a dark canyon for fifty years Now you wouldn't tell a falsehood agaln, would you Tommy9W can NNNQ Mom W replled Tommy nYou can tell them much better than I IOIPOIIOIPDKWIIGG 9 up , ' - 4 4 4 . . . - - . N l 0 . . 1 1 . ' . ' U 4 ' 4 4 , , , . . . vo ' '. . . 0 . t. 4 4 4 Otto: Why are you wearing so many coats on such a hot day? : ' O ' nd ' ' . 0 . 4 4 4 : . . I I , . 4 4 4 4 4 4 . 2 n ' ' .' . 0 Ae 9 7 . 0 . ik

Page 42 text:

H U M O R Professor iscernlygz WThis essay on 'Our Dog' is word for word the same as your brother'sn. N rosh: nYes sir, it's the same dog . 1543? 34433 Young boy in college wrote the following to h1s father. UNO mon no fun, your Q0 N A few days later he recelved th1S reply WHow sad, too bad, your Dadn 161101 F9573 eacher Glve an example of the word 'tar1ff'n J1m 'My pants wlll ntarlffn I bendn if 755791 l NI ma1nta1n that love maklng 1S Just the same as lt always was Glr Her Sweetheart 'How do you know? k malden who sat and llstened to a G1rl HI Just read about a Gree lyre all evenlngn 4 4 tap at our formal next week? bmeet Young Thlng 'wlll you be a s reshman Hbure, I love masquerades N 191151 11151 D1dn't you read that sign9W Cop HLady, you can't park he Lady Drlver WCerta1nly I read lt It says 'flne for park1ng'n 4 4 4 4 k thlngs apart to see why they won't goqn buoy NYes, he does so I thlnk you'd better gon 73751 1511?- our eve Madamfn asked the judge rty years old' eplled the lady wltness coyly ou may have d1ff1 ulty provlng that', sald the judge d lt dlfficult to prove the con Peplied the wltness Hvou wlll fin trary The church that had the record of my blrth burned down l9OOH 4 4 4 4 The customer at the lunch counter was struggllng vallantly wlth h1s not so cholce steak Flnally he put down hls knlfe and sald to the roprletor, nIt's a shame to fry tlre that stlll has so much tread P on 1t'n 16151 1-FP? F 1 4 4 4 C' n O O ' 0 4 4 4 A T A : YY ' ' . 4 4 4 ' 4 . , . . - . . , . H ' O : Y' YI . 0 4 4 4 4 . 4 1 , - . v vv W A 0 O I F ' ' : . 4 4 - 4 : re. ' . ' : ' ' ' . ' ' . 4 4 4 Tom: UYou say your father likes to ta e ' 7 3 I ' . 4 4 4 ' Nlhl ', r . WY . .C . , . . a A A v . in A 4 - 4 4 ' I n A P . 'r I , a . . , 4 4 4 ' A 4

Page 44 text:

CALENDAR OF EVENTS: 1952 53 September 2 Reglstratlon of new puplls 8 School Opened 12 Defenders Day Assembly October 16 17 Maryland State Teachers Meetlng nSchool closedn 2h Unlted Natlons Day Assembly ir Moerschbacher Mr Derbyshlre November Photograph taken of each puoll Parent Organlzatlon for our school started Presentat1on of TV set to school by Parent EduCat1OU Class Amerlcan Educatlon week 'Open Housen 297 v1s1tors Book Week Readlng 1S Fun' Booster Party for wlnners of nOpen House Contest' December Roast tu key for lunch Student Councll January O Inauguratlon program on TV ln audltorlum Faculty vs Varslty Basketball game February New term beglns Report cards Poly Band's flFSt appearance outslde of thelr own school Brotherhood Week ln whlch we had the Notar Llght ChO1Pn March Maryland Day Assembly Aprll 12 Easter Ho11day lbthl Quarter beglns llast lapl May Our school Productlon 'ClPCh5 Daysn J unel6 Commencement 8 P M QThe blg moment J 0 ' . T' 0 - 1 h- D l ,' 5. 10. U ' ' . 13. . , . , n- . . 16. - f' ' ' f - 260 . Y 10. r ZA. Distribution of Nbasketsn to needy families, sponsored by the 2 . . . . . 28. . f , 2. ' -- 13. . . . . 20. . , C . . . 20. w , 3- O V ' 13. ' 50 A N . -.-. --' . '