Sacramento High School - Review Yearbook (Sacramento, CA)

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REVIEW 23 I, Harold Betts, do will my ability to get haircuts at school to Lyle Wulff. I, Merrill Hoffelt, do hereby leave my twinkling black eyes and my irresistable way with the fair sex to Ormonde Russell, hoping he may get along in the future as well as I got along in the past. I, Earl Driver, do hereby will my position on the student council to some ignorant low Senior. I, Edward Matteson, do will my office of secretary to some Senior B. I, Bradford Simmons, do hereby will my huskie physique to some future football star. I, Dan Druge, do will my ability to kid the players on the opposing team to Bob Jensen. I, Henry Kleinsorge, do hereby leave my ability to keep an ap- pearance of innocence before Mr. Kelso's baleful glare to some poor chem- istry student. I, Lucille Knapp, of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath to Laura Riggs my majestic and lofty stature hoping that in a few weeks she will sh-oot up like J ack the Giant Killeris beans. I, Fred Smith, leave my position as editor of this book to some poor boob who hasn't any lessons or women to worry over. I, Dorothy Leamon, of sound mind and body do hereby will to Marjorie Foss the freckle located at forty-five degrees south of my nose, and to Lillie Schwartz my eraser, which she usually has anyhow, in the hopes of saving someone from suffering as I have. I, Honora Melvin, in sound mind and of my own free will, do will to Marguerite Hoesh my adored curly hair and Vera Nash my abhored avoirdupois. I, Belle Latta, do hereby will and bequeath to Marion Warner my black sailor tie in hopes that it will satisfy her great desire to look like a crgobja I, Mabel Crussell, do hereby will and bequeath my place as study monitor the fifth period to Harry De Campos, and my sweet gentle voice to Dorothy Wanzer for future use at the football games. I, Janet Cunningham, do hereby will and bequeath my famous green coat to Claudia Day. I, Ruth Carper, hereby believing myself of unsound mind, be- queath my ability to cut third period gym. and get caught to Katherine King. I, Ruth Renfro, being in a sober frame of mind, do hereby will and bequeath my wavy hair and dimples along with my ability to vamp 'em to Mr. Lauer, hoping that he will use them to as great an advantage as I did. I, Amy Culver, do hereby bequeath to Dorothy Hullin my ability to corral the ones.', I, Berenice Ford, do hereby bequeath, bestow and inflict upon the school in general and Mr. Bender in particular, my delightful presence for another five months.

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22 REVIEW E, the class of January, 1920, not wishing to leave thehschool entirely destitute by withdrawing our inspiring and enlightening presence, publish and declare this our last testament, separately and individually. I, Pearl Saunders, do hereby will my cheerful smile to Vera Ann Nash and my ability to avoid absence slips to Harold Thatcher. I, Dick Wagner, do hereby bequeath my popular nickname of Stupid to Everett Glenn. I, Fay Schoenbackler, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to take time every morning before school to powder my neck, to Dorothy VValshg and my ability as a. peanut butcher to Eleanor Reigg. I, Evelyn Goodson, do hereby will my Hvamping powers to Litta Taylor hoping she may use them to the best of her ability. I, Charles H. Krebs, do hereby leave that vacant look in chem- istry' to Henry Rusk. I, Alice F. Claxton, do hereby will my curly locks of hair in con- nection with my brains, to Alberta Gould hoping she will make as good use of them as I did CD. I, Walter Frates, do hereby leave my journalistic ability to any one of Mr. Rippey's pupils. I, Ned Kay, do hereby will my ability at dancing to any future member of the basketball team that he may uphold the name of S. H. S. in that manner. I, Wallace Bongard, give my easy going school hours to the person that is able to get by with it. I, Carlton Doyle, leave my ability to get by at the office to any one who wants to take a chance. I, James Longshore, do hereby bequeath to Pal Conrad, my ability to act as father in writing excuses for one of his intimate friends. I, Fred McConnell, do leave my excuses that get by to Howard Gould and hope he may profit thereby. I, Gussie Hackbarth, hereby bequeath to Lloyd Pickering my knowledge of phrasing shorthand notes, h-oping he may use it to the best of his ability. I, James McConnell, do leave my dancing ability to some awkward freshie. I, Frank Genshlea, do bequeath my debating ability to anyone claiming same. I, Mervin Williams, do hereby leave my lieutenantis chevrons to Cy Brunschwiler. I, Walter Sheehan, do bequeath my good reputation to anyone who may need it. I, Harry McKnight, do hereby will my ability to pound the ivories to some one who falls under the eyes of Miss Hughes. I, Earl Fontaine, leave my place on the eleven to Elliot Tabor.

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24 REVIEW I, Fannie Shliff, will my love of fun in the sixth period classes in room sixteen to some unsuspecting low Senior. I, Helen Schroeder, do hereby will my position as Miss Latta's substitute to Martha Boust hoping she will enjoy it as much as I did. p I, Paul Richardson, will and bequeath my ability to pick a fight with Mr. Kelso to some innocent young Sophomore. I, Nathan Forman, in this, my last will and testament, do hereby bequeath my very keen knowledge of physics C?J to Howard Gould. I, Rose Mary Harkin, will to Dorothy Walsh my perpetual smile and to Jane Franker my little black note book. I, J. Lester Schwoerer, do will to anyone that wants it more than I do, and that will be anyone, my cadet suit. I will the president's chair to anyone who will try as hard as I have to put the school Where it ought to be. My luck and best wishes go to the school. I, Bernice Hornstein, claiming that I am of sound mind and body, do hereby bequeath my ability to live through four years of math. to some young Sophomore who is beginning the unraveling of the intri- cacies of geometry. I, Ward Schwoerer, being of sound mind do hereby in this, my last will and testament, bequeath my ability as Yell Leader to anyone who has checkerboard shirts and enjoys displaying them in front of a crowd. I, George Barnes, do hereby will my most beautiful golden locks to some maiden who has used henna in Vain. I, Dorothy Lindner, being of sound mind, do will and bequeath to Thelma McCafferty my ability to keep out of the searching eyes of Mr. Lauer. I, Opal Pressler, do hereby will by fluffy coiffure to Dorothy Walsh. I, Flora Lee, hereby will my seat in Assembly to Mabel Hurst, an incoming Senior to the honored section. I, Crawford Johnston, will my ever presentv set smile to Lyle Wolfe. I, Doris Jones, hereby will my supply of hair nets to Georgia Buell. I, Charles Wise, do hereby will my love for mathematics to Carolyn Mott. I, Stella Craven, do hereby will my intense love for gym. includ- ing my ability to refrain from cutting the same, to Harriet Reynolds. I, Eleanor Clementz, being of sane mind, gladly will my ability to light incense to Billie Johnston and Harry De Campos, so they may have some of the joys of life, providing they don't abuse the privilege. I, Lorraine Sullivan, do will to Aagot Johnson my ability of get- ting up at 7:20 and being in time for law Qsometimesl. I, Reuben Merwin, hereby bequeath to Henry Wittpen my ability in borrowing history books. I, Donald Mayhew Phipps, believing myself to be Weak of mind, do will and bequeath my overworked sense of humor, accompanied by