Sacramento High School - Review Yearbook (Sacramento, CA)

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22 REVIEW E, the class of January, 1920, not wishing to leave thehschool entirely destitute by withdrawing our inspiring and enlightening presence, publish and declare this our last testament, separately and individually. I, Pearl Saunders, do hereby will my cheerful smile to Vera Ann Nash and my ability to avoid absence slips to Harold Thatcher. I, Dick Wagner, do hereby bequeath my popular nickname of Stupid to Everett Glenn. I, Fay Schoenbackler, do hereby will and bequeath my ability to take time every morning before school to powder my neck, to Dorothy VValshg and my ability as a. peanut butcher to Eleanor Reigg. I, Evelyn Goodson, do hereby will my Hvamping powers to Litta Taylor hoping she may use them to the best of her ability. I, Charles H. Krebs, do hereby leave that vacant look in chem- istry' to Henry Rusk. I, Alice F. Claxton, do hereby will my curly locks of hair in con- nection with my brains, to Alberta Gould hoping she will make as good use of them as I did CD. I, Walter Frates, do hereby leave my journalistic ability to any one of Mr. Rippey's pupils. I, Ned Kay, do hereby will my ability at dancing to any future member of the basketball team that he may uphold the name of S. H. S. in that manner. I, Wallace Bongard, give my easy going school hours to the person that is able to get by with it. I, Carlton Doyle, leave my ability to get by at the office to any one who wants to take a chance. I, James Longshore, do hereby bequeath to Pal Conrad, my ability to act as father in writing excuses for one of his intimate friends. I, Fred McConnell, do leave my excuses that get by to Howard Gould and hope he may profit thereby. I, Gussie Hackbarth, hereby bequeath to Lloyd Pickering my knowledge of phrasing shorthand notes, h-oping he may use it to the best of his ability. I, James McConnell, do leave my dancing ability to some awkward freshie. I, Frank Genshlea, do bequeath my debating ability to anyone claiming same. I, Mervin Williams, do hereby leave my lieutenantis chevrons to Cy Brunschwiler. I, Walter Sheehan, do bequeath my good reputation to anyone who may need it. I, Harry McKnight, do hereby will my ability to pound the ivories to some one who falls under the eyes of Miss Hughes. I, Earl Fontaine, leave my place on the eleven to Elliot Tabor.

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REVIEW 23 I, Harold Betts, do will my ability to get haircuts at school to Lyle Wulff. I, Merrill Hoffelt, do hereby leave my twinkling black eyes and my irresistable way with the fair sex to Ormonde Russell, hoping he may get along in the future as well as I got along in the past. I, Earl Driver, do hereby will my position on the student council to some ignorant low Senior. I, Edward Matteson, do will my office of secretary to some Senior B. I, Bradford Simmons, do hereby will my huskie physique to some future football star. I, Dan Druge, do will my ability to kid the players on the opposing team to Bob Jensen. I, Henry Kleinsorge, do hereby leave my ability to keep an ap- pearance of innocence before Mr. Kelso's baleful glare to some poor chem- istry student. I, Lucille Knapp, of sound mind and body do hereby bequeath to Laura Riggs my majestic and lofty stature hoping that in a few weeks she will sh-oot up like J ack the Giant Killeris beans. I, Fred Smith, leave my position as editor of this book to some poor boob who hasn't any lessons or women to worry over. I, Dorothy Leamon, of sound mind and body do hereby will to Marjorie Foss the freckle located at forty-five degrees south of my nose, and to Lillie Schwartz my eraser, which she usually has anyhow, in the hopes of saving someone from suffering as I have. I, Honora Melvin, in sound mind and of my own free will, do will to Marguerite Hoesh my adored curly hair and Vera Nash my abhored avoirdupois. I, Belle Latta, do hereby will and bequeath to Marion Warner my black sailor tie in hopes that it will satisfy her great desire to look like a crgobja I, Mabel Crussell, do hereby will and bequeath my place as study monitor the fifth period to Harry De Campos, and my sweet gentle voice to Dorothy Wanzer for future use at the football games. I, Janet Cunningham, do hereby will and bequeath my famous green coat to Claudia Day. I, Ruth Carper, hereby believing myself of unsound mind, be- queath my ability to cut third period gym. and get caught to Katherine King. I, Ruth Renfro, being in a sober frame of mind, do hereby will and bequeath my wavy hair and dimples along with my ability to vamp 'em to Mr. Lauer, hoping that he will use them to as great an advantage as I did. I, Amy Culver, do hereby bequeath to Dorothy Hullin my ability to corral the ones.', I, Berenice Ford, do hereby bequeath, bestow and inflict upon the school in general and Mr. Bender in particular, my delightful presence for another five months.