SUNY Plattsburgh - Cardinal Yearbook (Plattsburgh, NY)

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Ruth Sutherland is Domestic Science teacher in the same school and Leaina Bourdeau teaches the music and mathematics there. Realy, I am glad to know that some of the girls had intentions of teaching after getting their training. Eunice Foster always said she had, but that sparker made us skeptical. I thought she would not wait a whole year after getting out. Suddenly, a tapping noise caught my ear and around the bend in the road came a large car. In it were seated Flora McMartin, Catherine North and Clara Byrne with typewriters in their laps. Charles Hamilton with a megaphone was standing on the front seat giving this for dictation : Whatever else I Ham, I Ham True, Yours truly, Charles Hamilton. 1 called out to the girls that I thought they were earning their ride. The Doctor says this is the only thing that will soothe his nerves, they said. Dora Denicore stayed home and did his bookkeeping for him, because she would rather do that any day than go motoring. Or camping ? I suggested. 1 know a fine place where there are a great many of those long legged birds, ' Herrons ' , said Mary Taylor. Yes, but how did you know ? You can ' t tell me anything new about those birds, said Mary. You know Alice Mason was such a good camper ? She took a course in Domestic Science at Columbia and now teaches how to camp and cook correctly. Irene Clifford advised her to use for her bread only flour made of home grown wheat, for Irene knows a perfectly good Miller who understands his business. Alice always want- ed things just right though, so she finally decided to give the job to Bell Hayes as she is first class at grinding. Bell puts in Buttons or anything and gets fine flour. Lavina Rocke sometimes helps her as she is so big and strong now and always had such a firm foundation. What is that sweet music I hear, 1 asked. That is coming from the dancing academy which is conducted by the Misses Trombly, Stevens and Barber. It is said people who go there learn in one even- ing to tango, twinkle and even hesitate. ' I do not believe they hesitate long if Jennie is really serious, do they? No, for if they did Helen Barber would give them a close shave and then they would feel quite Trombly. Tell, did Aledia Myers finally marry the automobile with the man in it? Yes, but they would not let her carry any roses at her wedding for they said they would all wither with envy if they once caught sight of Ledia ' s cheeks. Ethel Ney, Louise Braim, Helen Muldowny, Satie Crawford and Myrtle Wilson were her bridesmaids. They looked so excited. Folks say they are really respon- sible for the match as they conduct a matrimonial bureau, you know. What a nice crowd of happy, prosperous people, I thought. I am so glad I have a glimpse at all of them. Where am 1? What have I been doing? Sleeping? Dreaming all this time? Those berries I ate made me sleep, those wonder berries. How glad I am that I ate them. I rubbed my eyes and sat up. The sun was just sinking in all its splendor. That is just what I wish and prophesy for this class of 1 9 1 4, I said a long, sunshiny life with just enough clouds in it to make a beautiful sunset.

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inquired. Turning to me with a knowing glance she said : ' This is the highest I ever got in mathematics. ' In one corner of the room I noticed a graceful creature rollicking around like a playful kitten. Upon close inspection J saw it was Mildred Bullock playing a game of ball with the children and 1 remembered that she once said : ' Anything for a good game of ball ' — but I must be going. and Geraldine was off like a flash. Oh, for a good Angell to bring me some more news, I wished, and like the fairy god-mother in Cinderella, Louise stood before me. Where have you been and what have you been doing all this long time, little one ? 1 asked. K til, you see I was persuadtd that there was a better occupation in life than being an Angell. We are all so happy and our home is a perfect dear. Enough said, I returned, tell me something real exciting that has happen- ed to some of the other girls. When you speak of excitement my mind naturally reverts to Hazel Calkins. She caus-d great consternation in her neighborhood by purchasing a large supply of patent medicines. They say she takes as many as six bottles a day, but no one objects as it is preserving her sunny disposition. How has Dot Parkhurst kept hers ? 1 asked. Hush, do not speak her name in a loud tone, something might explode. Hiss ! Boom ! Sist! Look out for the Suffragist ! With a bang my Angell friend was gone and in her place stood the nicest old lady with corkscrew curls and mitts. Why Mary Adams, how you do ? Am 1 right, are you still Miss Adams? Oh, 1 suppose so, she said, Every night before 1 retire 1 look under the bed for burglars, and I really found a man there one night but he got away. Cheer up Mary said I, there will be many a bright page in your book yet. Oh, no, there ' ll not, Mary answered, Ada Simpson has a corner on all the interesting Pages. Did you say that Evangeline Bartlett went to live in Texas? Yes, Aust.n is a thriving city you know, ar.d they say all the jt welt is down there are prosperous. Anna Murtagh lives there too and makes a fine gardener. A gardener I Yes, she is teaching the young ideas how to sprout. Are there any other ' gardeners ' that you used to know at the Normal? Oh yes, there ' s Winifred Hennessey, and they say that Miss Ferrell is a Marvel at the art. Madeline Marrion and Margaret Long decided they could not be separated long enough to teach school in separate rooms so they ar- ranged themselves as Siamese Twins and have taken in a great deal of money in Barmi n and Bailey ' s sideshow. Betty Persons and Mae Thompson were an- other pair devoted ones. They have pitched their camp on Spoon Island and so are very contented. Is Anna Collins happy now ) Bless you, yes. In her school she teaches all the first six grades. She can stay all night and work at her desk if she wishes to, and keep all the bad boys after school and has just heaps of fun, she told me, especially with the first grade.

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A is for Angell so lovely and fait, Also for Adams as cross as a bear. B is for Bullock and Baker today. Burke and Bourdeau, so childish and gay, Also for Barber who likes her own way. C is for Calkins who talks night and day. D is for Donohoe, you know who I mean, Also for Denicore so lank and so lean. E is for Elizabeth, a student for fair. F is for Foster, with head in the air, pfw Also for Flora all butdened with care. LI dJ G is for Gertude whose hair is like gold. a H is for Hamilton whose love ne ' er grows cold, Or it may be for Hayes who does what she ' s told. I is for Irene, who likes to be seen. J is for Junior so tiny and green. K is for Kitty who likes children small, Also for kitten who strolls thro ' the hall. L ts for Leon whose nerves are quite shattered. M is for Mitchell whose heart is all tattered, It may be for Marrion the girl with a smile, McCoy or Mason, the girl you can ' t rile . N is for North, the girl with a bow. O is for Obadiah, our teacher you know. P is for Peggy, a confirmed flirt, Peck and Parkhurst, so witty and curt, Also for Persons with the peg-top skirt. Q is for Questions, which make us all fret. R is for Rocke who plays Juliet. S is for Stevens, whose lite is a cinch, Sutherland and Simpson who ' ll do on a pinch, T is for Trombly who smiles all the time, Thompson and Tilly who keeps us in rhyme, U is for US, Noble Seniors I say. V is for Vangie who sleeps life away, W is for Walker, Wicks, Wilson and Wray Also for Wyella so happy and gay. X is for Xams, which make our eyes wet. Y is for Yesterday, the day we regret. Z is for Zero which most of us get.