Roxbury Central High School - Record Yearbook (Roxbury, NY)

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CAN YOU IMAGINE? IN TEN YEARS WILL Home on a Saturday? Pumping Ethyl His gracious brother to Duane Ely. Being on time? Head Drone His basketball sneakers to anyone who can fill them. Without Mary? Doing Manicures in her father’s Her phone number to anyone who sfiop. wants to use it. As a hairdresser? Scoutmaster As a go-go dancer? Captain of Red Head basketball team Her red hair to the Judge. As a blonde? Residing in Pa. Pa. honeymoons to Mr. Craw- ford. In hot pants? Mrs. Van’s right hand. Happily married? Making her debut in Field and Stream Her body to Science. As a ballerina? Married to Gail Outwardness to Donny Martin. At a guys' pajama party? Modeling for Sports Afield. Her instant breakfast to Mary Jean Porter. Wearing Judy’s panty hose? Milking cows Her organization to Nancy Van. As a sexpot? Conservation officer Teaching Chemistry? Mattress tester His accident-prone summer to anyone who handle it. Wearing Tonya’s panty hose? Head WAC Her shortness to Roxy. Drunk? Going steady with Mrs. Heley His Corvair to Nancy Van. Chief chef at Carroll’s Governor of Alaska His whiskerless face to Richard Rolland. Without Karen? Owner of Kirkside Her phone number to anyone who wants to use it. With a 28 inch waist? Three-hundred pounds His car to Ron C. Without Margaretville? Miss Gray’s secretary Margaretville to anyone who thinks they can conquer it. Outspoken? Porter’s partner His car to anyone who has guts enough to drive it. With both shoes? Homeless Danny’s stolen (Cider) to anyone who can drink it. Settled down? Head of A. V. Dept. His Saturday night to Fred. Not moving out? Still preparing to move out Pm not leaving. Agreeable? Living in a commune

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NAME NICKNAME KNOWN FOR Danny Toonie Bear” His athletic ability Jim Jaime Walking the dog Karen Tricky Dick” Back Roads David C. Condy Strength Sally Egg Natural red hair Doug Dougy-poo Ability to sweep floors Ellen Cat Gray maxi Cynthia Moose Tact Terry Griff Pouting Sarah Huey Dislike of males Tonya Stretch Size Mark Jonesy Hips Jeff Morpheus Daze Judy Shorty Size Bill Billy-bear” Playing his horn Ed Kamacazzie Sense of humor Mary Lewie Diet pills David P. Porker Cars Gail Boo-Boo Everything Loren Shults Cars Susie Hayakawa Big mouth David U. Unker Going out with the guys Mr. Goodemoot Goody” Preparing to move out Class of '71 Peagreeners Togetherness

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