Roseville High School - Rosette Yearbook (Roseville, OH)

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 Place: Roseville High School Date: June 17, 1983 Purpose: Reunion of Class of 1963 Well, Don, here we are twenty years after graduation, you a draftsman who can draw any layout other than what you're supposed to and me being an engineer who can straighten out any curve in the road or what have you. Don, would you like to announce some of the fulfilled ambitions of our former classmates? Well, Mike, we'll start right here with the last of our classmates coming in now. It's Head Coach JON WOODWARD of the Cannelville Coal Miners' professional basketball team. Coach Jon is famously known as Hardwood Woody . Alright Mike, let's mosey over to the far corner where that group of people is and see if we recognize any of the gang. Well Don! Here we have the same old high-school gang known as the Ridge-Runners. In this gang is RAY SIMMONS, now a bartender in Cannelville's main bar called Ray's Prey . Here we have the Novaria cousins, RODGER and BRUCE, who are proprietors of the Cannelville Coal Miners, Inc. We might as well roam over to the next table to reminisce some old friends. Mike, did you see those three women ride up on horseback? Yes, I believe they were KAREN HINA, FAYE CAVINEE, and JUDY DAWSON. That's right, they went into partnership on a big ranch out west in Saltillo. They are known in the Rodeos as Karen Ridem Hina, Brendo Cavinee, and Stirrup Dawson. Say! Mike, who are those two guys making all the disturbance over there in the corner? I think they are IKE Morsly HENRY and GREGG Elly FOLDEN who are comedians, working in Ray's Prey at Cannelville. Don, have you seen the two Cannelville bovs, TOM McGee and BOB BARGAR? Yes, you mean Blacksheep Bob and Blacksheep Tom. Well; they are up in Mr. Waterhouse's room catching up with their homework. Gee! all those years. Say! Mike, who are those two women sitting across the floor? I believe that they are JANIS EMORY, and JUDY BLAUSER. Jan is now a dancing instructor at Twinkle Toes Dancing School , and Judy is the private tutor of Hardwood's four children. Judy feels that those four are all she can handle. Isn't that PAT DUNLAP and LINDA LIGGETT owners and managers of Zanesville Health Club? They specialize in weight lifting. The receptionist of their club is DARLENE KOEHLER who made it through business college. Don, over there I see RITA WATTS and SHIRLEY THOMPSON who own the cafeteria at the Prancing and Dashing Hilton Hotel in downtown White Cottage. Say Mike! Isn't that MAX RUSSELL, owner of the Piggly-Wiggly Super Duper Market. I believe the people that came in with him are STEVE MAXWELL, No. 1 Stockboy, JERRY WEAKLEY and DAN SHRIDER No. 1 pickle-packers in the Pickle-Packing Department. There I see LARRY JENKINS who is now a space pilot for Trans-Water Airlines. When he gets altitude sickness, he drinks Alka-Schmeltzers. Beside him is KAROL VALENTINE who is revising Karl Marx's famous edition of the Communist Manifesto. Why there's FRED Polleat POLEN and DON Ruffles RUSNAK. These two are now prize fighters doing most of the fighting between themselves. I see Fred walks around most of the time with a black eye. I wonder if he gets those from Don or from his wife, the former Francena Nolan. 24

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We, Gregg Folden and Bob Bargar, will to Mr. Waterhouse something so he will be noticed in Economics Class. We, Karen Hina and Velma Henry, will the title of being the two Wittiest Senior girls to Linda Homes and Christine Chrisley. I Jackie Noce, will Darlene Pletcher something to keep her warm during those cold Mondays at R.H.S. We, Linda Barbour and Stella Angles, will to Virginia Barbour, Becky Mclnerney and Time Landers, these diapers and pins in hope that someday they will grow up and this gum so they won't have to chew the stale gum they leave on their bed post every night. I, Bob Combs, will Mr. Dantonio SOMETHING to see into the future. We, Terry Rambo and Don Rusnak, will Mr. Mentis some hair grower. I, Darlene Koehler, will to Esther Wilson a new pocketbook to carry all her notes and junk in. We, Linda Liggett and Pat Dunlap, will to Charlotte Dupler and Debbie Dunlap a pack of gum so they won't have to borrow any next year. 1, Eugene Harney, will to Tom Valentine SOMETHING to keep him happy in study halls, i’ Steve Maxwell, will to Mr. Campbell a lock so that once he gets in his classes he will not be distrubed by other problems that arise. We, Kathy Spears and Judy Blauser, will to Ann Spears and John Blauser something to keep them busy during study halls. I, Don Wilson, will to Mr. Waterhouse SOMETHING to shear his blacksheep” with. I, Karol Valentine, will to Mary Jane Ashford and Nola Smitley something to tote their trombones around in during marching sessions next fall. I, Jim Chrisley, will to Mr. Paulette a bottle of nerve pills and a pair of seat belts for Drivers Education next year. I, Dan Shrider, will to Kandy Tatman all the luck in the world to graduate. I, Craig Watt, will to Mr. Dantonio something that he really needs to improve the looks of his car. . , , We, Becky Barr and Sue Ford, will our ability to have a few fights during our four years of high school, but still remain the best of friends to Susi Carter and Laura Riley. I, Rodger Novaria, will to John Simmons a weight lifting set sq he can build himself up for next year's football team. . . „ I, Francena Nolan, will to Carolyn Erwin and Mary Sagle my ability to keep quiet in study halls. I Fred Dunn, will to Mr. Waterhouse a whistle to use in next year's classes. —Susie Ford— 23

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I heard that BOB COMBS is working for the Pottsylvania Railroad. His position is trestle maintainer. It seems he got interested in trestles while in high school. His favorite pastime is playing basketball for the Boston Celtics in Bob Cousy's position. Good luck Bobby. DARLENE FLUHART and JOYCE ALLARD are now co-proprietors of Orky and Porky Corky Cork Factory. As you have already guessed they manufacture corks which Darlene and Joyce found of good use in high school. While reading the sports section of the Roseville-Crooksville Gossip Gazette, I saw where CRAIG Fireball WATT is now driving a new 409 3 4 Chevy at the National Drag Races being held at Midway Speedway. The Midway Speedway is located midway between Roseville and Crooksville. Craig’s mechanics are the old high school grease-monkeys, EUGENE Chatter HARNEY and JIM Slim CHR1SLEY. Did you read the part on the sports page that told about the Cannelville Coalminers basketball team's win over the Roseville Rose buds ? I guess SUE FORD and PATTY PLETCHER are still the cheerleaders, aren't they? Did you see the large semi-tractor and trailer in the parking lot? It is owned by FRED Newt DUNN and TERRY Bookie RAMBO, who are the owners of the F R Trucking System. Referring back to the sports page, i saw that GARY Hook TODD has recieved a position as head basketball coach for the Roseville Rose-buds . 1 hear a squabble. Why it's HARRY STRICKLER who is now Colonel Harry Strickler of the Air Force and Lieutenant DAVE BRYAN of the Army arguing which is the better. Don, did you see the big old man over in the corner wearing a straw hat. It is PAUL HARPER who owns a large farm out west called the Kenny Hoss Farm . I see several women over there who are JANE BARR Frash, LINDA BARBOUR Nykile, SHARON WILLIAMS Ashfor, and STELLA ANGLES Mclnerney. They seem to be comparing husbands and discussing money. KATHY SPEARS is now the head librarian at the National Library in Washington, D. C. VELMA HENRY now operates Henry's Slop Shop which sells sloppy joes. Mike, aren't we missing someone? Yes, it is JACKIE NOCE. Where is she? I haven't seen or heard anything of her. Jackie is now Queen Jacqueline of England. Don Wilson and Mike Hartley 25