Rogue River High School - Ro Hi An Yearbook (Rogue River, OR)

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CINDY VOLOSIN WILL: Being of sound mind and body will my willpower to stay on a diet to Gari Bailey, because I wouldn’t want her to get skinny and my superior abilities in gymnastics to Donna Olmstead in hopes that she will conquer the task of performing a cartwheel. AMBITION: My ambition is to find some “fool” who will marry me, raise a family and be happy. GEORGE WESTFALL WILL: George KNOTS W. being only human, (contrary to popular belief), do will my life, soul and liberty to the preservation of my immortal body. I also will my black licorice to R. C. and m3f elevated tennies to T.B. AMBITION: Being immortal I will not need any ambition for I have forever to get whatever I want. PAT WILLIAMS WILL: I, Pat W. being of heavy mind body do hereby will my ability to stay out of trouble (least ways not to get caught) to Steve, Del, Dave, Terry B. Love happiness to Dave Patty, all our good times to Janine, Tim, Ralph, GEORGE. AMBITION: To show all the happiness I’ve known in being a Christian if it be God’s will, to catch and hold the most wonderful guy in the world. 22

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RUTH RIGEL WILL: I, Rudy, being of sound mind and sexy body do hereby will my ability to keep my mouth shut to Jerry P. and my good grades to my brother in hopes that he will take advantage of them. AMBITION: To travel around the world and live life to its fullest. DEBORAH SMITH WILL: I, “Little Bird,” will to the school several more large trash cans for rainy days and to all my friends in first period Trig, a little bird just like me to follow them through life, (and Mike H. can have the “Bird Mobile.”) AMBITION: To stay innocent. CANDY SMITH WILL: I, Candy Smith, being of fantastic mind and enormous body, do hereby will Larry Coulter my ability to love everyone! Reita Varner my great looks and to R. R. H. S. the mark I left on it. AMBITION: To carry out the duties of the Women’s Lib. and become the first 10-star General. Then find and marry Howard Hughes. BETH ROWE WILL: Being of spaced mind and stoned body, will my hair to Harold, my eyes to Ron, and my open opinions and ability to stand up for my belief to Mike, most of all to the men in Viet-Nam—peace in my soul. AMBITION: Major in psychology and to give my time to homeless children. To live with nature and God’s animals, and to love all. Peace. REITA VARNER WILL: Being of extra smart mind and fantastically flabby body, will Candy my body, Joan my great looks, and to any school skipper my great way of not getting caught. AMBITION: To have the Grand Champion stallion at the Quarter Horse Congress, to beat Candy to Howard Hughes, after I divorce him to marry an 01’ Cowpoke! and live off Howard’s alimony.

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Seniors TOM BORING BUCK CULPEPPER CHERYL CULPEPPER LUIS DELVALLE BOB DUGGINS RICHARD FLOWERS MIKE LAKEY GUY LARSEN TOM MORTINSON DONNA PIERCE TERRY PIERCE BRUCE WILLIAMS WENDELL WILLIAMS WILL: I do hereby will my old tablet paint brushes to Karen Wahl. To Joy, Mush, Elaine, Linda, Shelly my ability to do the Funky Chicken. AMBITION: To go to art school. STEVE WRAY WILL: Being of cracked cranium twisted torso, leave my dislocated collarbone to future wrestlers. I bestow to Mr. Hall 40 barge loads of Yummy Yogurt, to next year's Alge. n class I give some stick-it-out power all my pockets. My (?) Intellect to Corny and Wipps. AMBITION: Just to take what life has for me, and play its game, never try to take it too seriously. THERESA ZWAN WILL: Being of able mind and body, do hereby will all the fun I've had this year to my friends. Also, to the two remaining Jackson’s, I will my nicknames. AMBITION: Work a year, goto college and get my degree in heaven-only-knows what field, work some more, find Mr. Right and settle down. 23