Rogue River High School - Ro Hi An Yearbook (Rogue River, OR)

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STAN PERKY WILL: Being of muscular mind and body???? will to Raymond D. my old dirty pair of Basketball shoes, and to Curt I leave another year at R. R. 11. S. poor kid!! To Karen I leave my fighting ability and what else she wants. AMBITION: Live out in the boondocks, be happy, and to enjoy it while its there. DEBRA RATZAT WILL: Being of very little body and mind will my frog from biology, which has been in my locker since I was a sophomore, to the poor princess who has to kiss it. AMBITION: To keep living! ?? CHRISTINE PRESCOTT WILL: Being of JULIE PETERS WILL: Being of miniature mind and big body, I will to any of my fellow seniors going to college, my inability to concentrate in class, to Janis Smith the joke about the Lucky Fisherman, and to my buddy Joanne Jorgensen I will all of my hangnails. AMBITION: My ambition in life is to Major in Music Education, but above all, my main desire is to maintain God’s will in my life. MARGARET RHOTEN WILL: To the prisoners of school I leave m r sympathy. To the pursuers of knowledge I leave my encouragement. AMBITION: I would like to learn more about Earth. I would so like to become a lapidary. sadistic mind and sensuous body, do hereby will my favorite torture chamber which was given to me by the very late Marquis de Sade to the faculty knowing that their devious little minds will find it very useful. To Mr. Hammett I leave a great big smile AMBITION: To make everybody in the world smile.

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Right: Nancy Jones consults with Counselor, Mr. Bob Hall. Must be good news. NANCY JONES WILL: I Nancy Jones being of sound mind and firm body will my gymnastics ability to Gari Lynn Bailey and my ability to run my fingers through Dave’s hair without getting them stuck to George Westfall’s girl. AMBITION: To go to beauty school and try my damdest to straighten Knot’s hair. JOHN NETHERLAND HAROLD PARME LEE WILL: Being of naturally stoned mind and over sized body, will my ability to eat, drink, and be merry to all people that are depressed. AMBITION: To be a wildlife conservationist and stay happily UNMARRIED until age 23. JOE NETHERLAND WILL: I will to Karen Dunn and Lisa Jackson good flirting times in Sr. Math and to Shane and Jim I leave my ability to tell good jokes to everyone. To John, my brother I leave “NOTHING.” AMBITION: To do as little as possible and still have money In my jeans for Karen and Lisa’s hot tamales.

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RUTH RIGEL WILL: I, Rudy, being of sound mind and sexy body do hereby will my ability to keep my mouth shut to Jerry P. and my good grades to my brother in hopes that he will take advantage of them. AMBITION: To travel around the world and live life to its fullest. DEBORAH SMITH WILL: I, “Little Bird,” will to the school several more large trash cans for rainy days and to all my friends in first period Trig, a little bird just like me to follow them through life, (and Mike H. can have the “Bird Mobile.”) AMBITION: To stay innocent. CANDY SMITH WILL: I, Candy Smith, being of fantastic mind and enormous body, do hereby will Larry Coulter my ability to love everyone! Reita Varner my great looks and to R. R. H. S. the mark I left on it. AMBITION: To carry out the duties of the Women’s Lib. and become the first 10-star General. Then find and marry Howard Hughes. BETH ROWE WILL: Being of spaced mind and stoned body, will my hair to Harold, my eyes to Ron, and my open opinions and ability to stand up for my belief to Mike, most of all to the men in Viet-Nam—peace in my soul. AMBITION: Major in psychology and to give my time to homeless children. To live with nature and God’s animals, and to love all. Peace. REITA VARNER WILL: Being of extra smart mind and fantastically flabby body, will Candy my body, Joan my great looks, and to any school skipper my great way of not getting caught. AMBITION: To have the Grand Champion stallion at the Quarter Horse Congress, to beat Candy to Howard Hughes, after I divorce him to marry an 01’ Cowpoke! and live off Howard’s alimony.