Rogue River High School - Ro Hi An Yearbook (Rogue River, OR)

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RON JOHNSON WILL: My body to my brother my intelligence to Russ Hatch. AMBITION: To make good. CHARLES LAYTON REED KIRTLEY WILL: I Reed ’’The Racer Kirtley, being of highly tuned mind streamlined body bequeath to Don Mosely Dan Nelson a half watt brain to be used between the two of them. For Wayne Bailey, I have ordered a size eleven custom made hat. To Ralph W. I leave a three size smaller mouth instructions on its proper usage. To Richard R. I leave my fantastic ability in the art of conducting contests of accelleration avoiding being RALPH KIRBY WILL: I, Ralph W. Kirby I, being of heavy body weak mind, do will my tremendous wrestling ability to Norm K. who needs it, to Les G. my Tarzan yell which he has been envious of all year, and to my best buddies Janine C. Pat W. I leave whats left. AMBITION: To get married to the lovingest girl in the world have a good live. apprehended. To Dan M. I leave absolutely nothing, he's beyond help. AMBITION: To earn my first million by the age of 21, acquire a Ferrari dealership and race happily ever after. IRENE LEE WILL: I hereby will to Bradley my ability to suppress the urge to place downward unpleasantness at moments and to Stephen the game, Steve, Steve! Steve? AMBITION: To regain my natural color by the time they put me 6 feet under.

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DENNIS HUESTON WILL: Being of smart mind terribly good looking body do will this school to anyone that wants it, my ability to skip school and get caught to Linda Debbie Williams. AMBITION: To go into the Navy and command a ship. DEBBIE JAMES WILL: Being of jittery body scatter brain mind do hereby will to Shane B. my old pair of crutches which were too big for me to Banda C. my short legs. AMBITION: To marry George be a good wife, to go on to Beauty school and open my own shop some day. GILBERT HICE WILL: I will to Bill, my bruder, good times ample pineapples, as can be found in this school and thereabouts. AMBITION: My ambition is to be a playboy with an unlimited playground. STEVE JOHN LISA JACKSON WILL: Being of feeble mind and body will to Red, it we may part, all our fun-loving memories, to Karen I will all the fun, humor, hardships we've had together, and to I eeAnn B. Tweet all our fun through the senior year. AMBITION: To get married, get a cabin in the sky, live my life freely, and to its fullest. DONNA JOHNSON WILL: I D. J. being of sound mind stout body will to my sis Shelly my lock that doesn't open. To Linda W. my sense of humor so maybe she'll smile once in a while, to Lez I will 3 more years at R. R.H.S. AMBITION: To become a beautician millionairess.

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GEORGE MAGERLE PATTI MARTIN WILL: Being of humorous mind tremendously long body would like to leave the up-coming basketball teams my great skills to play basketball. To all forth coming cheerleaders all my pins on my Football sweater. My ability to not get a Hot Wheels ticket to Mr. Paquin. My height to Norm K. Last but not least, I leave my cows to Moo U. for future use. To Steve F. and Dave W. I leave all the good times of ole’ R. R. H. S. AMBITION: To figure out what I really want and maybe even get hitched. Become a race car driver? MIKE MAHONEY WILL: Absolutely nuthin’ to nobody. AMBITION: To get out of here. GARY Me NEEL WILL: I, Gary A. McNcel do hereby bequeath to Dan M. my somewhat fantastic bookkeeping abilities, to let him know what it’s like to be perfect in something, to R. R. H. S. I leave my ability to succeed with only 1 stipulation that they put it to good use in the years to come. AMBITION: It may take me as long as a week to make my 1st million, but I shall give all I don't need to worthy DEBRA MARSHALL WILL: I, Debra Marshall, of sound mind and big body, will my intelligence in math to my sister Lori and my ability to gain weight to Carla Garrison. AMBITION: To become an L. P. N. and someday get married. causes.