Rogue River High School - Ro Hi An Yearbook (Rogue River, OR)

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DENNIS HUESTON WILL: Being of smart mind terribly good looking body do will this school to anyone that wants it, my ability to skip school and get caught to Linda Debbie Williams. AMBITION: To go into the Navy and command a ship. DEBBIE JAMES WILL: Being of jittery body scatter brain mind do hereby will to Shane B. my old pair of crutches which were too big for me to Banda C. my short legs. AMBITION: To marry George be a good wife, to go on to Beauty school and open my own shop some day. GILBERT HICE WILL: I will to Bill, my bruder, good times ample pineapples, as can be found in this school and thereabouts. AMBITION: My ambition is to be a playboy with an unlimited playground. STEVE JOHN LISA JACKSON WILL: Being of feeble mind and body will to Red, it we may part, all our fun-loving memories, to Karen I will all the fun, humor, hardships we've had together, and to I eeAnn B. Tweet all our fun through the senior year. AMBITION: To get married, get a cabin in the sky, live my life freely, and to its fullest. DONNA JOHNSON WILL: I D. J. being of sound mind stout body will to my sis Shelly my lock that doesn't open. To Linda W. my sense of humor so maybe she'll smile once in a while, to Lez I will 3 more years at R. R.H.S. AMBITION: To become a beautician millionairess.

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CONNIE EAGLE WILL: Being of sound mind stretched body will my brother Phil all the good times I had at R. R. H.S., to Judi my last rubber band, Wayne my only coat hanger, Jack Barb all the happiness love brings, Jimmy my long red hair. AMBITION: To get a degree in Art Psychology, then to go to Law School and become a lawyer. CENSORED! JAMES GILLIN STEVE FAORO WILL: To Chuck Cornelison I leave the power to tell Paquin NO! when wrestling comes around, my ability to throw the discuses to Dan McLaren who hung it up two years ago. AMBITION: To get a job at T. J. working with my brother, and then get married! JERRY GILLIN JIM GIESEN WILL: Due to my immaculate qualities infinite goodness I have but no choice than to will everything to me. AMBITION: To keep my image as the GREAT AMERICAN SEX GOD for as long as I may live, keep up my silent protest against the silent majority. SHARON GREEN WILL: Being of sound mind a short, fat body hereby bequeath my knowledge in Chemistry to Suzan F., my ability to dance to drum music to Guy P. all my luck at finding boys who want to be just friends to my little sister Paula. AMBITION: To do something worthwhile for somebody, somewhere, sometime, somehow.

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RON JOHNSON WILL: My body to my brother my intelligence to Russ Hatch. AMBITION: To make good. CHARLES LAYTON REED KIRTLEY WILL: I Reed ’’The Racer Kirtley, being of highly tuned mind streamlined body bequeath to Don Mosely Dan Nelson a half watt brain to be used between the two of them. For Wayne Bailey, I have ordered a size eleven custom made hat. To Ralph W. I leave a three size smaller mouth instructions on its proper usage. To Richard R. I leave my fantastic ability in the art of conducting contests of accelleration avoiding being RALPH KIRBY WILL: I, Ralph W. Kirby I, being of heavy body weak mind, do will my tremendous wrestling ability to Norm K. who needs it, to Les G. my Tarzan yell which he has been envious of all year, and to my best buddies Janine C. Pat W. I leave whats left. AMBITION: To get married to the lovingest girl in the world have a good live. apprehended. To Dan M. I leave absolutely nothing, he's beyond help. AMBITION: To earn my first million by the age of 21, acquire a Ferrari dealership and race happily ever after. IRENE LEE WILL: I hereby will to Bradley my ability to suppress the urge to place downward unpleasantness at moments and to Stephen the game, Steve, Steve! Steve? AMBITION: To regain my natural color by the time they put me 6 feet under.