Rocky Ford High School - Le Cantaloupe Yearbook (Rocky Ford, CO)

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JQKES Jerry Swink: There is a lot of electricity in my hair. Reed Nelson: There should be, it's connected to a dry cell. Lucille Lynes: This seal coat is very fine, but will it stand rain? Clerk: Listen, lady. Did you ever see a seal carry an umbrella. Dorothy Newland: It seems to me I've seen your face before. Ruth DeLong: How very strange! Dorothy Newland: It certainly is. Joe Brown: You ought to see the new altar in our church. Helen Chrane: Lead me to it. Earl Orahood: A fellow just told me that I looked like you Dale C: Where is he? I'd like to knock his block off. Earl O: I just killed him. Bill Strouse: How do you know the price of a shave has gone up? Carroll: A little beard told me. Miss Morrison: Heavens! That suit you've got on looks as if had been slept in! Robert: It has! It's the one I wore to your play last night. Helen Taylor: Is it true that I'm the first model you ever kissed? Blaine Gibson: Yes. Helen Taylor: And how many models have you had before me ? Blaine Gibson: Four. An apple, two oranges and a basket of flowers. Harry Braden: Will you go to the dance with me? Vina Merrifield: No, but I'll introduce you to a pretty girl who will go with you. Harry Braden: I don't want a pretty girlg I want you. Page One hundred four

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Can I Help You Find Him? Often teac-hers or students in the school are vexed because of the inability to find some student for a task, an incomplete assignment, or for some Other reason. Althougih this article may not be very helpful to students and faculty next year, they might make an index like this for their own individual use in future years. MISSING STUDENT Mabel lMaybelll- Olen flied?- Burns fBoobJ1 Georgeina Gisli Grace CGracieJ--- Robert lBobli Harold fHandy7 fTont0J-1 Paul CPugJ-5 With what persons he might be, or what persons would know where to find him Esther Ainna, Betty, Earl Fred, Gene, Earl, Dale, Mylo, Helen T. Mary Ellen, Babe, the La Junta Shiek Dorothy, Donald, Tim Verne, Bill, Joe Some La Julnta girl, Al, Hvorace Al, Jeannette, Horace, Blaine, Where to find the studernt, or someone who knows whiere he is Around at 'che different clubs giving plays, in Miss Lytle's room Horsing around in the halls, on his paper route, in bed if you can't find him any place else On the tennis court, up on Res- ervoir I-Iill, in detention room Riding around in the moonlight. in Miss Thompson's room On Reservoir Hill, in Mrs. Im- hoff's room, on the road to Graciels house At Joe's house, ou-t seeing how much 'dust he can make, in Mr. Conard's room, the Chem. Lab In the auditorium, on the stage, around the halls In Mr. Conard's room, in the , Miss Lytle Chem. Lab, down at Ellis's, at 5 ,I , V , , home, playing chess , J! 'Xi A 4 2 , I MZ I 1 fer! fl I , . , ff 'L eff? XJ QA jj O ffv-ff? Rf ,p7 'l ' I . M. f X l, l 0 ' fgy,,,,,,c,,,,,,!f,,ff 1, 74.41 K' I I' 5 jd' :JJ fQ'9'f4e:' W I ,LMS 'AXE' X J X fwwy U, .-'?, - . L ' X . 5 .. I O- I 7, f I 141' ff?-,-,-1-1 . f W f ,,y , , I W V ' I W .. A ,A Eff f- inf ff .,,,f,1. j 57' 'LA'-f-rr. E l xl 2i2fe7lf2v,...,AQ 1 Page One hundred three

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JGKES Miss Lytle: In this scene, my dear, the young man rushes into the room, grabs you, binds you with rope from head to foot and then smothers you with hugs and kisses. Lorena Grogan: Is the young man tall, dark and handsome? Miss Lytle: Yes, why? Lorena Grogan: Then he won't need any rope. Mr. Botleman: Aren't you ashamed to be smoking a cigarette, little boy ? Delavan Burrell: I sure am, but what's a man goin' to do if he ain't got the price of a cigar? Miss Lytle: This theme is surely very poor. Where did you get your subject matter ? Helen Chrane: From your lectures. Mr. Botleman: J ack Veatch and Bob Cadwalder, how is it that you handed in the identical answers on that history quiz? Jack Veatch: Have you never heard, that history repeats itself? The play went along smoothly until the dungeon scene when the tragedian shouted: I'm mad, I'm Mad! And a student stood up in his seat and shouted back: I'1l bet you ain't half as mad as the people who paid to see this show. Actor: fcontemplating a vacationj -Say, Miss Smith where are the Alps ? Miss Smith: labsent-mindlyj They were right here this morning, but I can't find anything when these property ment get going. i'i i'.. i' Edith Edwards: All men are fools. B. L. Sims: Yes dear. We were made fools so you girls wouldn't all be old maids. David S.: Honest, would you think that I bought this car second- hand? Mable June H.: No, I thought you made it yourself. Page One hundred five