Rocky Ford High School - Le Cantaloupe Yearbook (Rocky Ford, CO)

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JOKES Mylo Smith: So you're in the limberger cheese business. How're you makin' out? Boob Stauffer: Oh, still goin' strong. Carroll Wilson lay awake in bed as a burglar quietly filled his bag with valuables. Having exhausted the resources of the one room the burglar moved into the next, but accidentally left his gun on the bureau. Jumping out of bed Carroll seized the gun, extracted the bullets and carefully replaced the weapon. He then climbed back into bed. There!! he said. I guess that will teach him not to be so absent- minded the next time he comes. ..lT...T--Q.. Harry Braden: Could I have a date tonight? Evelyn Frazier: Yes, if you could find anyone dumb enough to date with you. Harry Braden: Well, I'll be around to see you about eight o'clock then. i.i.T .. Donald Aschermann: Do you remember that night I kissed you and said I would love you always? Lamar: Yes, dear. Donald Aschermann: I was afraid you would. 'ilT-.lii Alfred Wunder: Did you ever ride a jackass? Horace Knapp: No. Alfred Wunder: Well you ought to get on to yourself. .i . .l Bill Johnson: Make your peace, bozo, I'm about to shoot you. Durbin Cover: How come ? Bill Johnson: I've always said I'd shoot anyone who looked like me. Durbin Cover: Do I look like you? A Bill Johnson : Yes. Durbin Cover: Go ahead and shoot. Lester Samuels: Let's go to the fair. Earl Heckman What fair? Lester Samuels: I don't know. The paper says, Fair here today and tomorrow. Page One hwnldtred .seven

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JOKES 'Donald Aschermann: A girl could do worse than go around with me. Pauline Gobin: Yeah, I suppose she could marry you. Elizabeth Laye: Shall we waltz? Bob Smith: It's all the same to me. Elizabeth Laye: Yes. I've noticed that. Irene Lawson: Sometimes you seem so manly and other times ab- surdly effeminate. Why is it? Horace Knapp: Heredity. You see half my ancestors were men and the other half women. Mr. Rea: I'm a fellow who believes in long engagements. Grace Cline: Oh, a cautious lover, eh? Mr. Rea: No, an orchestra leader. Policeman: Which one of you fellows was driving when you bump- ed into the other car? Lawrence Weigand: None of us. We were all in the back seat. Gaar Potter: Last year the doctor told me that if I didn't stop smoking at once I'd be feeble-minded. Miss Smith: Why didn't you stop? . . Verne Elsesser: Sh-h-h-h. I've got a detective shadowing Mary Jane. Junior Brown: And what are you doing? Verne Elsesser: I'm shadowing the detective. Mary Belle Campbell: Did you ever take chloroform? Elizabeth Gerringer: No, who teaches it? Miss Gibson: Why were you late to class? Gordon Kearns: Because the bell rang before I got there. Page One hundred sim

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JCDKES A senior stood on a railroad track, The train was coming fast, The train got off the railroad track To let the senior past. Professor Hercules Strongarm Strongarm Correspondence School of Physical Culture Fifth Avenue, New York Dear Sir: I have just completed your course. Kindly send muscles Yours truly, CLARK FOWLER Mable Miles: Do you work on the Meloneer News? Alfred Wunder: No, ma'am, I'm the editor. f W 4 'ff U WDM if WNW' -, vfypriy, W yygwjgiwj J Qjfefifiwxw' qi rt' Page One hundred eight