Rocky Ford High School - Le Cantaloupe Yearbook (Rocky Ford, CO)

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NHS! .asm A 4291, exam , jokes Ethel Z Ive got mater on the knee' Ruth Ellen You ought to wear pumps Genevieve K fRllbblIIg' her eye I Oh I have somethmg ln my eye Roy O Why lts your Hnger glrl nts your finger' A student 1n the art department happened upon a tooth brush whlch had been used for mxxmg gold palnt My goodness exclalmed the brllllant pupll Who has been brushlng his gold teeth wlth thls brush Arney E What are the sweetest frults together Waldo W Dates Wlth peaches' Helen G That new tune Just haunts me Warren S No wonder after the way you have murdered xt' Mlss Bacon What IS a vacuum? Lowell R I have lt ln my head but I can t explam lt Chicken T Why do authors say a smlle crept over her face? Bill L Because they are afrald lf It goes any faster xt might kick up a dust Miss Todd What sentence IS most used by hlgh school students' Gene C I dont know Mlss Todd Correct Hex entx ex enl 'E .I v . , 1 -1 I. vv . . H . . ',, . . , . u - 1 ' - v my T , , . . . . H ,, . . . . U ' v . . . . ,, u ' n H . n u - n u - n - u v rv u ' - 1 - - yr u + u . H . . . . . . ,, u ' A u an 7 n ' u n I ' S

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Z r V 1 I L. I E J Il ll NN H54 U jokes 'W'hat did Rastus get married for' Lawd only knows child He keeps right on workin Frank M Is Editor Ryan very particular? Lowell R Betcher life' He raves xt you get a period upside down Raymond F I can tell a lady by the way she dresses Can't you? Bill K I never watched one dress You look sweet enough to eat, He whispered soft and low I do the fair one answered, Where do you want to go Dorothy R How can I keep my toes from falllng to sleep? Jodie Mc Don't let 'em turn in If William was Royal, would Lols Russell The world is old, yet llkes to laugh, New jokes are hard to find. A whole editorial staff Ca.n't tickle every mind, So if you meet some ancient jokes Decked out ln modern guise Don't frown and call the thmg a fake, Just laugh-don't be too wise ISeventy nmel Q, lll Ill! 1--I Ill L I Qs A -'iff K X u p +-:LM 4 .R gg Q-QiQf'. R-122254-Q A Ei R' RR 'R 'A R em eeee 'AM' 'HM'r ' '-'nfs V: Wi i P ' 1 r , Q wl iw I ul 5 ' ks U i i lil A g ul at - V' ' f i 1 1 L 1 L, Ii 1' sl Q I 4 t R u R 1 r 1 i ' M! H .. , , ..,, I C'-H .U I ! .- . ' . I 1.1. ,W