Rockland High School - Cauldron Yearbook (Rockland, ME)

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ALICE KINNEY will throw rocks through windows in hopes to get sent to Thomaston. AL BARTLETT will re-organize the Nelson Brothers basketball team and under the new name of The Sloppy J oes, will take the world championship. LLOYD KENNISTON will travel to the South lSea Islands where he will teach dancing in six easy lessons. DONNA GARDNER will rob the social register when travelling through New York. JOANNIE GARDNER will raise chick- ens with huge Bills RITA HAMMOND will be a cheerleader for Yale when she studies to be a gym teacher. JOHNNY BLACKMAN will start a pool parlor with specially built pool tables for short people. JANETTE ESCORSIO will deliver sing- ing telegrams for Western Union on a bicycle. CLAIRE BRICKLEY will start a plan- tation and raise Coffey beans. JACK SMITH will hold classes on How to eat all you want and stay thin without it going to your head. BERT DONDIS will play the piano for South Thomaston dances. RUTH MAHONEY will become a taxi- dermlist and stuff wild animals. JAKE ALDEN will go to M.I.T. and develop nuclear fishing. CYNTHIA BARBOUR will run a beer parlor where she will serve tea and crum- pets. MARY LIBBY will join the Braves and become water boy and bench warmer. NORENE BARTLETT will join a sum- mer theater production of John's Other Wife. ALBERT BAKER will make a tour of Maine schools, telling them of the horrible Rockland schools and the crazy pupils there. BARBARA WICHENBACH will in- struct roller skating in the lower corridor of the men's ward in the city jail. BETTY BENNER will get a scooter so she'll be able to fly down the hall faster. FISH LINDSEY will tour the world modelling Jantzen bathing suits. WES HOCH will surprise the world by inventing a non-skid car. MAUREEN HAMALAINEN will be- come a model and model at the school for the blind fshe has such a lovely voice.J BRUCE rSTRATTON will become a salesman selling sweaters, and have a crew of lovely ladies to model them for him. DORIS BENNER will start a chain of stores that will put Newberry's out of business. JANICE WEBBER will be known as the Black Diamond when she dances in the Old Howard. EDDIE HUSTUS will play the guitar for Roy Rogers in the movies in 1960. BRAD SLEEPER will debate whether to become a politician or follow the career of chemist in a fertilizer plant. MARK HOLT will become a violinist at the Thorndike Hotel. TOMMY BAUM will become a state cop so he will have a good excuse to chase cars. LLOYD WINGATE will work with Einstein to perfect atomic energy. MACK HALLOWELL will go to Spain where he will dance and speak Spanish for Franco. LIZZY HERRICK will get caught by her grandmother when she crawls up her drainpipe at 3:00 in the morning. PAT VALENTA will start a taxi ser- vice running from here to the most popu- lar dance hall. LUCILLE TYLER will write the new Amercian History text books, making them even readable. IDABELLE WIGGIN will prove that she is TNT by getting the wom'en's heavy weight title of the world. 29

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'Fifty's Future To the Whole world: While brewing potions violent and strong, Some were good and some were wrong. The ingredients brewed were heart and key, From out it came-our prophecy! STEPHEN ALLEY will attend Notre Dame and become an outstanding quarter- back. DINO GALIANO will be a piano tuner at the East Union Conservatory of Music. MILDRED RANDALL will join the WAVES and see the Coast Guard. JOE SEAVEY will be noted for his fast ball when he becomes No. 1 pitcher on a team for decrepit old ladies. FROGGY DESHON will go to France to study dress design for his book Your Slip is Showing. EVELYN PENDLETON will write a magazine article: Your Physique and Mine. ALBERTA SPRAGUE will become a fan dancer at the Union Fair in 1960. JANETTE SULIDES will be noted for her skilled ability to pack fish. 'GRANNY WARE will instruct class- es on how to mold mighty hips. DICK JONES Will direct a play called How to Do Everything at Once. JANICE KOSTER will publish litera- ture on how to cheat at Canasta and get away with it. RAY PENDLETON will open a store selling the left-overs from the First Na- tional. DEA PERRY will write a book named My First Loves in High School. WARREN PERRY will become a cop and arrest all good-looking women, after finding out if they are married. EUNICE PETTIS will start a home for retired cheerleaders. MARION POTTLE will write a revised edition of the high school P. D. books. 28 MILTON PROCTOR will coach basket- ball at East Union Che will also play on the team.l p CONNIE RACKLIFF will teach Latin in Spruce Head next year. BERTIE RICHARDS will open a gas station at the North End, and be noted for her ability to change tires. BETTY ROBINSON will move South, and go into the fishing business. RALPH ROBINSON will advocate a course in high school in which the subjects of gym anvd study hall will be alternated throughout the day. KERMIT J. ST. PETER, JR. will find a new way to cook fish, after many years of experimenting. JEANETTE SELIGER will run a cloth- ing store in Rockland, and run some of the local merchants out of town. HANDSOME ST. PETER will run in a beauty contest in 1955 and come in last. MARION DICK TRACY will write a book on How to Have a Variety of Men and Be Loved by One. DOT TOOTILL will be caretaker of the Farnsworth Museum. CAROLYN STEEVE'S will invent a cellophane evening gown-guaranteed to last forever. JOHNNY STEVENS will hit it rich when he discovers fool's gold on Dodge's Mountain. PEGGY EAGAN will become so absent- minded that she'll forget to come home and end up at the U. of M. KEITH DANIELS will win first prize in a hog calling contest held in Ballyhack next year. DON HARVEY will get arrested while going 503 m.p.h. in his hotrod. DONNY JOSEPH will go into business tattooing names and pictures on sailors land W.A.V.E.S.J W BILLY LE GAGE will go down in his- tory when he flunks his exam.

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ROBERT VAN FLEET will be a soda jerk in the Park Street Lunch. ALBERT BRACKETT will be envied by all Toni users and, therefore, get shot by some jealous female. MARY BERRY will fall for a Dick and spend the rest of her days chasing police cars. RICHARD KING will be a plumber in a brewery. BUDDY HALLOWELL will get stuck in South West Africa because he couldn't start his car. BETTY GAMBLE will model two-piece bathing suits at the bre-akwater. KATHY CURRY will pick so much cauliflower that it will affect her ears. GEORGE KEATING will be known as The Traveling Bar Tender and travel between East Union and Spruce Head. BARBARA BRACKETT will open a day nursery where she'll poison all the little brats. AVERIE EATON, with her improve- ments on the English language, will write a book, but, because she can't read her own writing, will not have it published. DICK TOMKINiS will be one of the best dressed hobos in 2000. LARRY MILLS will buy an Oldsmobile and take Luclille for a spin. DAVE SPILLANE will ldance so much that he will get housemaid's knees. JEANNE MERRILL will be admired by the whole town--when she becomes president of the bank. CEDRIC LONG will take the place of the thin man when the thin man gets fat. JANICE STANLEY will become a Taylor and Don the new clothes that she makes. TED SYLVESTER will revise the slide rule so that you can add, subtract. multi- ply, divide, and do Spanish on it. JACKIE GRISPI will buy the Augusta bridge for two bucks, then sell it to Donny Joseph for ten. 30 DON McMAHAN will peddle clams in Times Square. JOANNE CHISHOLM will manage the Harlem Globe Trotters and substitute when called upon. PAT EMERY will issue marriage li- censes to monkeys in Africa. JO-ANN CHAMPLIN will give parties for the wayward, and serve home made root beer. FRANK CARTER will stay single, after driving all the women he knows to suicide. TONY GUSTIN will join the Foreign Legion and travel the Arabian Desert on a Chesterfield. TOM CHISHOLM will get athlete's foot when he tries to fit Humphrey for sneak- ers. CYNTHIA HALLOWELL will become the youngest mother of quadtriplets. DELORES CASSIDY will join a circus and help put up the tents. CHARLIE SHADIE will set up chairs in the Senate. DOT CHRISTOFFERSEN will go to Knox Business College, then become the wife of an undertaker. RALPH McLAUGHLIN will become a wrestler and will be known as Riotous Ralph. BEATRICE CHAPMAN will bicycle cross country and join a fiea circus in Hol- lywood. HELEN CANDAGE will be a beach- comber and therefore be the only person who eats seaweed fried in butter. BARBARA CLARK will tune organs for the Mohammedan Church. ERIC LIND will distribute slot mach- ines to billiard joints. PAT WHITEHILL will issue pamphlets for Gregory's and later be a saleswoman for them. Appalritions from the broil Have told what you shall be, But we are sure if you will foil, These things will never be. By Humphrey and Fish