Ridgefield High School - Oralue Yearbook (Ridgefield, WA)

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ARLENE WELLS BREWER ,165

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611155 Tom Adams, will my nickname Homer to any calm, cool, and smiling Junior. Ken Anderson, will my traffic tickets to Mr. Needham. Gary Anderson, will my ability to get along with Mr. Gordon to Ken Harris. Mike Bartel, will my ability to foul to Ron Nickels. JoAnn Beauvais, will my ability to climb out the history room window to Bob Zimmerly. Jerry Bemis, will my smiling disposition to Janet Fowler. Jackie Benedict, will my long black hair to Gail Schmeichel. Victoria Bergstrom, will my old history notes to anyone who thinks they can decipher them. Billie Jean Bone, will my practical math book to Laura Burk, she knows how to do it. Bob Brewer, will my title of Rapid to Floyd Erickson. Larry Bryan, will my ability to get out of class to anyone able to collect as many slips as I. Ken Bryant, will my downstairs locker to any Freshman that likes to climb stairs. Judy Burrow, will my title most friendly to cousin Carol. Bill Combs, will my curly hair to Bill Matney. Bob Combs, will my ability to get along with Mrs. McCordic to anyone who doesn't. Delores Edinger, will my title of Lemon to any- one who likes them as much as I do. Tom Eversaul, will my wrestling shoes to Larry Steen. DaRene Funk, will my Girls' League presidency to Susan Garrison. Chuck Gibbs, will my height to Tom Thompson. Janice Graham, will my position of first girl ASB prexy to any other girl who'll try. Donna Hancock, will my fifth period class to any- one who can get along with Mrs. Ramey. Peggy Heasley, will my title best looking to Linda Koethe. Norma Hegge, will a few words of caution to any girl planning to take physics. George Hoffman, will my ability to sleep in senior social studies to Dennis Heasley, Rex Humbert, will my ability to get along with Mrs. Ramey to Ken Harris. Ralph James, will my English ability to Mrs. Elliott. Karen Johnson, will my job of office girl at Union Ridge to anyone that likes to walk in the rain. Sandra Jones, will my ability to escape traffic tickets to Glenda Benedict and Donna Beauvais. Ron Kampe, will my ability to never get mad to Carol Dahl. Frank Krieger, will, with luck, be gone next year. Bob Lickar, will my problems to the Freshman class. Audrey Lopez, will my algebra ability to the Freshmen, since they always use it anyway. Jerry McGuire, will my job of managing to Jim Randol. Will Nancy Mclntosh, will my ability to keep talking to Anne Beseda. Dave Moore, will all my medications to Mrs. Elliott. Don Nedrow, will my ability to graduate from R. H. S. to Bob Shepeard and Jim Soper. Curtis Osborne, will my browning abilities to Ron Nickels and Bill Griffith. Dick Pearson, will my hair to Mr. Gordon. Lucy Perry, will my red hair to anyone who wants it. Alvin Peterson, will my place on the football team to Mrs. Elliott. Barbara Pittman, will my ability to play volley- ball to Linda Hoisington. Linda Pittman, will my spot of being the only girl in solid geometry to any girl that thinks she can take it. Larry Randolph, will nothing to nobody because l'm a greedy son of a gun. Joe Rasmussen, will my ability to quit smoking to Mr. Gordon. Latricia Rathbun, will my long hair to Carol Hixson. Von Richards, will my goatee and nickname to anyone that can stand up to them. Gene Roberts, will my ability of having a good attendance record to Bill Griffith. Lillian Rose, will my school books to any Junior who thinks he can get more good out of them than I did. Linda Roth, will my yell leading ability to Kay Hardt, cause she sure can use it. Walt Royle, will my ability to anyone that wants it. Larry Schave, will my ability to sleep in Mr. Burns' class and get away with it to Gail Osborne. Marlene Schimelpfenig, will any of my arguments to anyone on student council who will be misunder- stood anyway. Jim Scott, am willing to will my ability to write wills to Tony Gitch. Jim Stephens, will my car to Mrs. Andrews. Dan Stith, will my senior class presidency and Elvis Presley talents to anyone that is superior enough to have them. Kay Warren, will my empty bottle of bleach to JoAnn Reed. A1-1ene Wells, WILL make this last deadline! Don Wells, will my senior social studies book to anyone who is stupid enough to take it. Jerry Wilson, will my ability to skip school and get legal excuses to Bill Griffith. Joyce Worthington, will my ability to stay in shorthand to Kathleen Hawkins. Leroy Yann, will my senior social studies report on Latin America to anyone who wants it. Dave York, will my English book to any fool that wants it. Ralph Zimmerly, will my ability to stand up under henpecking to any boy on next year's staff.

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frvphecy by Frank Krieger As I glanced through Gibb's History of Ridgefield the other night, I chanced to note several names that reminded me of my old high school days at Ridgefield. Immediately I noted the article which pro- claimed that Gary Anderson, the famous weatherman, had succeeded in controlling a typhoon over Hawaii, saving the lives of many people, among them Jim Stephens and Joyce Worthington. It seems that Jim had finally received a deserving promotion--that of head carry-out boy--and Joyce had consented to marry the successful businessman, to which Jim had replied, Shaft! Alvin Peterson, the World War X hero was back in Washington and there was much spec- ulation as to whether he would marry the head of the F. B. I, , Audrey Lopez. Crowds were battling their way into the main tent of Wi1son's Circus to see Jerry Bemis and his newest collection of butterflies. Bob Brewer, the famous cotton candy salesman, and his secretary Ron Kampe, had left the circus and joined Flash's Space Cadets, headed by Bill Combs. Ralph Zimmerly, star reporter for the Daily Planet, had attacked the Teamsters President, Arlene Wells, for associating with Walt Royle, the notorious safecracker. A rock-n-roll riot occurred at the Fox Theater Qwhere Bob Lickar is employed as a projector many after the first run of Leroy Yann's latest picture, Dragstrip Gal , starring DaRene Funk. Turning the page, I read that Judy Burrow, Vicki Berstrom, and Lillian Rose, promising MGM starlets, are in competition for the lead in Latricia Rathbun's latest horror show, The Ghoul of My Dreams. Dave Moore, the mad scientist, attempted to destroy the world but was stopped by Tom Eversaul, a professional wrestler. Joe Rasmussen, the new Tarzan, was be- ing taught the use of the slingshot and other useful information, by Gene Roberts, private tutor to all Tarzans. Larry Randolph, the millionaire playboy, and his valet, Dave York, were censored by Don Nedrow's Broadway column appearing in the Spuddarian. Rex Humbert and Larry Bryan, eminent P. H, D. 's from Sara Tech, agreed with phil- osopher Dan Stith that the world would be annihilated if we risked World War XI. JoAnn Beauvais, owner of a line of garbage scows on the Columbia, sued Donna Hancock and Karen Johnson for sinking her scows with their speedboats. Larry Schave, the famous connoisseur of fine wines, agreed that Bartel Wineries Inc. made the best grape wine in the world. Tom Adams, a multi-millionaire Wall Street Financier, bought several shares in Ken Anderson's cabinet shop. Under a large, dark picture of Ridgefield's football field, I read that Jerry McGuire, now manager of the Rams, said Ralph James was the most promising halfback since Ken Bryant. Jackie Benedict and Norma Hegge, inter- nationally famed make-up artists, prepared Sandra Jones for her opening night at the Sara Fair. Linda Roth is a top TV personality. Her Salem Cigarette commercials are never missed. Curtis Osborne and Dick Pearson, professional gamblers hired by the Maverick series, were imprisoned by Don Wells Ridge- field Town Marshall, on charges of dishonesty. Lucy Perry, in a fiery speech directed at President Graham, pointed out corruption in the government and ordered impeachment of President's Assistant, Marlene Schimelpfenig. Jim Scott is doing well in his new job as speech teacher at Sara Tech. Nancy McIntosh, employed as organ grinder, has annotmced her secret love, Bob Combs, hopes to get a job as janitor at Ridgefield. Peggy Heasley made a fortune selling peanuts at the Follies-Ber'gere which is starring Billie Jean Bone, Delores Edinger and Kay Warren. Barbara and Linda Pittman are owners of a Paris house of design. They have just decreed the new style line--the Bean Bag Look. Also in the field of fashion, George Hoffman is quite creative in the millinery line. The last item in the best selling book con- cerned Frank Krieger. It seems that he is publishing a book and it is rumored that it is on the Peyton Place line. After finishing the book, I came to the conclusion that no class has been or will be as successful as the great Class of '59.