Riddle High School - Shamrock Yearbook (Riddle, OR)

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Twenty Senior Prophecy One stormy day in 1960. Tap and Yak. two little Kremlins from the class of 53. appeared in the same old home town. And here’s what they found: In Riddle, the former Phyllis Huffman is now Mrs. Jack Garren with four little tots to care for —looks like she didn’t need that office practice after all! Also in the home town we see Jim Harper and Conrad Johnson, who have formed a bureau for the school kids—the name? “The art of school skipping” Well. Yak. look who’s here. It’s Admirals Inman and Hammersley. head supervisors of the “Glenbrook Shipping Center”, the largest exportation point for nickel ore in the world. Old Cow Creek has been dredged to permit the docking of ocean going vessels. Once again we find Ann Anglin doing postal work. She is the postal clerk of Hanna Developing Co., thanks to the expert advice and teaching of Mrs. McGee. Theo Mann is now head beautician for the exclusive Riddle Beauty Shoppe. Her specialty is dye jobs—red of course! Once again Tap and Yak. our two little gremlins, appear stowed away in a Sabre Jet. flown by Ervin Havron. ace jet pilot of tht U. S. Air Force. When we arrive in South America we come up to a beautiful trailer house and see the former Ruby Wooley busily slaving over the cookstove fixing dinner for her husband and six children. The menu?—Spam and grilled cheese sandwiches, her specialty! Hopping on the jet once again, we return to the U. S. and find ourselves in New York City. Here we find Noma Townsend, top model of the famous Powers Models. She is making her money now without slinging food at the people! Also in New York and staying with Noma, we find Pat Ritzman. who is now the head volleyball coach at New York University. When we visited her. she was teaching 5T girls how to spike over a 9’ net. After Noma and Pat finished their work, we went with them to the Waldorf Astoria for dinner: and as we entered they excused themselves and went to the bandstand to talk to the leader—guess who? Art Delaney, well known band leader. (Good for you, Art, you always said you would be.) Joyce Brittain is now the best nurse in the country and has received fame as great as that of Florence Nightingale. Jerry Myers is head coach at Yale. He draws a terrific salary, and the kids call him Cackle. Say. wonder who that little gal is in the background? Well look here, it’s Earl Burgoyne. and here's what he told us about himself: “I have been in the Army ten years and I’m still a Buck Private!” Don’t you believe it. from those bars on his shoulders I would say he is a Captain! Sandra Renhard is head secretary for the Hanna Developing Co. in Alaska. She is teaching the Eskimos the art of learning short hand and office practice. Kay Season is now a professor of psychiatry. She says that she is going bats herself trying to find out what’s wrong with other people. And now we 2 gremlins must leave you. our fellow classmates, wishing you happiness and prosperity. Tap and Yak Riddle Manufacturing Co.—Riddle, Oregon

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Senior Class Will We. the class of '53 being of reasonably sound mind and ability, do hereby declare this to be our last will and testament. To the Junior class we will our position as high and mighty seniors. To the Sophomore class we will our excellent grades and abundant intelligence. To the Freshman class and their adviser, Mr. Donald Brown, we will our dear, devoted mascot. Herkimer. . Arthur Delaney, will my height to Jim Loper. my ability to work Chemistry equations to Mr. Don Brown, and my bookeeping grades to Bill Edwards. , Jerry Myers, will my good looks and ability to get along with more girls than I can go with, to anyone who is silly enough to take it. I. Phyllis Huffman, will my twenty-two inch waistline to Mrs. McGee and my grace when playing volleyball to Jo Ann Custis. I. Noma Townsend, will my ability to serve over-handed to Sis Carter and my dirty white shoes to Connie Cyphert. I. Sandra Renhard. will my shyness and quietness to Gail Ausmus. and my “1” in citizenship to Jo Ann Custis. 1. Ann Anglin, will my abounding freckles to Stanley Long, and my ability to get along i th Miss Carroll to my dear little sister. Jean. I. Joyce Brittain, will my shorthand ability to any one who is foolish enough to want it. I. Dick Inman, will my black mustache to Allen Logsdon, and my French blood to Frank Denton. I. Theo Mann, will my ability to get ones in citizenship to Don Rhodes. I. Harold Hammersley, will my athletic ability to Allen Logsdon, and my good grades to David Kinkade. I. Ervin Havron. will my ability to not get caught playing hookey to Norman Aikins. I. Kay Season, will my size forty warm-up jacket to Dorla Huffman, and my regular attendance to Tim Cox. I. Ruby Wooley. will my quiet ways and my ability to stay home nights to study to JoAnn Custis. I. James Harper, will my ability to get along with teachers to Albert Broughton and my height to Robert Jenkins. I. Earl Burgoyne. will my ability to tear out transmissions to Norman Aikins and my “4” in U. S. History to Connie Cyphert. I. Pat Ritzman. will my “1 in bookkeeping to Abby and my height to Mr. Duren. He needs i x I. Conrad Johnson, will my car to Albert Broughton and my studious ways to Norman Raulston. In witness that the above constitutes the true will and testament of the Class of '53 of Riddle High School, we hereby affix our mark. (Signed)

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Twenty o e JOYCE BRITTAIN, prompter; KAY SEASON, Lulu Walker; EARL BURGOYNE. Chief Wehoo; ANN ANGLIN. Mr . Gertrude WII on; EDDIE BROWN. Eben Flint; THEO MANN. Hurricane Harriet; HAL HAMMERSLEY, Paul William ; NOMA TOWNSEND. Dorl Hilton; JERRY MYERS. Fred Hilton; PAT RITZMAN, Matilda Trimble; ART DELANEY. Noah Trimble; DICK INMAN. Sheriff Bill Barker; SANDRA RENHARD, Iris Carter; RUBY WOOLEY, Almira Lonpworth; ERVIN HAVRON. Burton; PHYLLIS HUFFMAN, prompter MR. KENNETH WILSON. Director. Pacific Lumber Distributors, Inc.—Riddle, Oregon Nielsen’s Market—Roseburg, Oregon