Richmond Hill High School - Archway / Dome Yearbook (Richmond Hill, NY)

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STUDENT TYPES ' ' JOE HOEHLEIN 34 Introducing Bobby Bookworm, A student meek and mild. He's on the honor roll each term: A goody-goody-child. He always has his face in books Thru morning, noon and night. Like last week's hash, he always looks As though a scholar bright. He always knows what teacher asks: Hard questions are his meat. He always has his hand up-and- His homework's always neat. He gets high marks in all the tests And never says a word. He thinks the other kids are pests Who never should be heard. This brainy student never cracks A smile or funny joke. He's always down to brassy tacks- A funny sort of bloke. He hurries home right after school And rustles out his books. Upon the sports of other boys He never even looks. In later years he may become A millionaire or more. But to the studes around the school At present, he's a bore. This student's name is Bill B. Derned Who doesn't give a rap If he doesn't get his lessons learned And teacher calls him sap. He never brings his books to school, He's always unprepared I-Ie doesn't like the golden rule And says he never cared. He always beats around the bush When teacher calls his name: He has the greatest line of mush, And cutting is his game. Page26 THE SENIOR DOME

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Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four . Wees Lamb: Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb: Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb That and five hundred mules go to Mr. Briscoe for his grand- paw. The three-wheeled automobile: the horse with a bump on his back, and the bowlegged cow are for Mr. Abrams. Doctor Thomas might contest the will unless he received some- thing. Leave him a dictatorship on the Fiji Isles, and to Mr. Meehan leave the inside story of Mellon's Millions along with some prosperity for the bank. Mr. Tressler is yet to be considered. I can think of nothing better for him than classes well-trained in accuracy. And, oh, a gallon of red inkl Where does that material to write an English book go? To Mr. Behn, and give Mr. Foote a pair of shoes. What are you leaving Miss MacLaughlin? A new interpretation of the 3 c s. Fm afraid you'll have to explain that a little further. Conservation--need of itl chewing gum-more of itg candor- we love it. How about Miss Koch? Give her some fool-proof locks. I have a box of sanitary straws for Miss Conroy too. Mr. Clegg hasn't been mentioned yet. I-Ie'll iind it rather quiet around here with you gone. Give him an engraved copy of Annie Doesn't Live Here Any More. Who gets the noiseless study hall of 500 pupils? Mrs. Foster. Then give the Student Body season passes for the halls, especially in the afternoon session. I guess the only thing I can leave Arista is an empty treasury. The Traffic Squad would like some of the spoils. They need a group of midgets to exert their magic powers on. Another one-to Mr. Bonnick leave the title of smiling lieu- tenant along with a contract for Pepsodent advertisements. The freshmen are really in need of a gift. Some people leave them books of rules, and some leave them grief cases, but I'll just leave the spelling words written on the es s. There's still another person whom you should remember. I know-Mr. Dann. To this account add life-long credit in the bank of thanks. I'll have the document ready for you in a few days. Take care of yourself. You look rather weak. Thirty-four: I'1l last a little longer--but tell my friends I don't like the smell of lillies. . Wees Lamb That's all right-you won't smell them. 'ruin SENIOR Dom: .z Page25 7 E ' I, I 5

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He comes to school and slouches back And dozes oB' to sleep. Although he's sitting on a tack He snores in slumber deep. As sure as he's alive Red circles will repose around Four majors out of five. And so the next time you're in class Just look around and see The fellow who doesn't care to pass, And when this youth's report cards found, ll For Bill B. Derned is he. Donefkst Nui Rv Q-fy! N A 'popular Hull xl- o Rl'- :N - o at .m g X i nmssa ss 4 ' r Mauna THE SENIOR DOME Page27