Richmond Hill High School - Archway / Dome Yearbook (Richmond Hill, NY)

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I WILL Time : Place : Secretary : Nineteen Thirty-four : Secretary : Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb: Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb: THE WILL COMMITTEE Present. The Office of Wees Lamb, an attomey. Yes, the attorney is in. What is your business with him? I want a will drawn up. - Come right this way into the office. Thank you. Good afternoon, Mr. Attorney, I should like you to draw up my last will and testament. Are you expecting to pass out soon? Before the end of January, I'm told, unless a large dose of Re- gents is able to keep me here longer. I doubt it: at any rate, you must prepare yourself to go. Err, yes. I have a few things for my friends and teachers to re- member me by when I'm gone, although I'll need a lot for cere- monies at the end. This is about the first time I ever really thought, err- about leaving this life and I don't know where to Start. How about Miss Read-she's been close to you all through your suffering, hasn't she? Sure thing. She's helped in many a tight pinch. Give her a pile of extra units and no need for them. She'1l enjoy trying to juggle them around nights. They will be a good substitute for the jig-saw puzzles she has had these last four years. Who is next on your list? i Miss Leete. Leave her a framed blue card. A valuable possession indeed. Have you any more valuable securities? Some stocks in the Hershey Company: they go to Mr. .I-Iopkins. I-Iadn't you better leave Dr. Schmidt a pass to Mr. Hopkin's room? By all means. I have a rare treasure for Miss Feise too. To her goes a class of seniors who know the Standard Englishgheading. VVhat are you going to do with those volumes of classic myths? Give them to Miss Vorhees, and to Mrs. Walter give several junior Latin clubs to have parties for. ' . You're not going to forget Miss Barber, are you? I certainly am not. Give her some good thinkers who are also good speakers-not a bad s in the lot. What does the rest of the Speech Department get? Miss Konigsberg, a new 1928 Chevroletg and the whole depart- ment, the use of Hazen Hall whenever they want it. You haven't disposed of your farm in Missouri yet. , . My I. . Page 24 ' THE SENIOR DOME

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COOK'S GUIDE TO RICHMOND HILL CAPE OF GOOD HOPE-half minute before the bell. GREAT NORTH WOODS-Forest Park. INTERNATIONAL HOUSE-Modern Language Office. ROCK OF GIBRALTAR+Grade Adviser's Office. HALL OF FAME-Senior Dome. MOUNT VESUVIUS-Miss Leete's Office: DEAD SEA-Swimming Pool. NO MAN'S LAND-Girls' Locker Room. BRONX ZOO-P. T. CLASSES. NORTH POLE-Music Practice Room. CANARY ISLANDS-Room 422. . BLARNEY STONE+Speech Department. METROPOLITAN MUSEUM-Art Rooms. SING SING-Detention Room. THE NARROWS-65 per cent. on Report Cards. WATERLOO-Regents Week. ARCTIC CIRCLE-Around certain numbers on report cards. MOUNT EVEREST-At home. BRIDGE OF SIGHS-Threshold between anti-room and Mr. Dann's Office. PLYMOUTH ROCK--Annex 56. . COLOGNE-Chemistry Lab. BAD LANDS-Corridors around Cologne. EQUATOR-Boiler Room. 2 u Q. IRISH FREE STATE-Mr. Donne1ly's Class. AFRICAN JUNGLE-Main Building--your first time in it. SOCIETY ISLANDS-Pub Office. CONEY ISLAND-G. O. Convention. GREECE-Cafeteria. ' BANK OF UNITED STATES-Where Mr. Meehan usually is. LEANING TOWER OF PISA-Conditional Seniors. SCOTLAND YARD-Mr. Atwater's Office. PIKE'S PEAK-Platform of Hazen Hall with diploma in your hand. ROME-Room 205. ISLAND OF LOST SOULS-Economics Class. LAKE SUPERIOR-Senior Arista. NICE-Miss Read. I BERING STRAIT-towards graduation. THE SENIOR 1D0ME Page23

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Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four . Wees Lamb: Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb: Thirty-four Wees Lamb Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb: Thirty-four : Wees Lamb Thirty-four: Wees Lamb That and five hundred mules go to Mr. Briscoe for his grand- paw. The three-wheeled automobile: the horse with a bump on his back, and the bowlegged cow are for Mr. Abrams. Doctor Thomas might contest the will unless he received some- thing. Leave him a dictatorship on the Fiji Isles, and to Mr. Meehan leave the inside story of Mellon's Millions along with some prosperity for the bank. Mr. Tressler is yet to be considered. I can think of nothing better for him than classes well-trained in accuracy. And, oh, a gallon of red inkl Where does that material to write an English book go? To Mr. Behn, and give Mr. Foote a pair of shoes. What are you leaving Miss MacLaughlin? A new interpretation of the 3 c s. Fm afraid you'll have to explain that a little further. Conservation--need of itl chewing gum-more of itg candor- we love it. How about Miss Koch? Give her some fool-proof locks. I have a box of sanitary straws for Miss Conroy too. Mr. Clegg hasn't been mentioned yet. I-Ie'll iind it rather quiet around here with you gone. Give him an engraved copy of Annie Doesn't Live Here Any More. Who gets the noiseless study hall of 500 pupils? Mrs. Foster. Then give the Student Body season passes for the halls, especially in the afternoon session. I guess the only thing I can leave Arista is an empty treasury. The Traffic Squad would like some of the spoils. They need a group of midgets to exert their magic powers on. Another one-to Mr. Bonnick leave the title of smiling lieu- tenant along with a contract for Pepsodent advertisements. The freshmen are really in need of a gift. Some people leave them books of rules, and some leave them grief cases, but I'll just leave the spelling words written on the es s. There's still another person whom you should remember. I know-Mr. Dann. To this account add life-long credit in the bank of thanks. I'll have the document ready for you in a few days. Take care of yourself. You look rather weak. Thirty-four: I'1l last a little longer--but tell my friends I don't like the smell of lillies. . Wees Lamb That's all right-you won't smell them. 'ruin SENIOR Dom: .z Page25 7 E ' I, I 5