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First Boy-My father has George
Second Boy-That's nothing, my
father has Adam's apple.
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Billy Aylor-Say, Walter, what
is a synonym?
Walter Runyon-A synonym is a
word you use when you can't spell
the other one.
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Edward Dent-There is a lot of
electricity in my hair.
Walter Smith-Sure, it's con-
nected to a dry cell.
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Miss Dalton-James, Why don't
you get busy and do the experiment
that I have assigned? What are
you looking for, anyway?
Ed. Bowman-A chair.
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Elizabeth Hall was talking to Mr.
Rice Kas usualj just before the
Wytheville Football Game.
Elizabeth-Mr. Rice, I bet you
the score is 0-0.
Mr. Rice-I hope you are wrong
Elizabeth-W'ell, it is always 0-0
before the game.
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Kendall Kirkner-I got China
when I turned on my short-wave
set at 3:00 o'clock, A. M.
Robert Carson-China and what
Kendall-China, flowerpots, milk
bottles and shoes!
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Virginia Wallner-NVhy are Sen-
ior caps square?
Billy Rhudyh-Why, to lit the
blockheads, of course.
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"What's the penalty for bigarny?"
"Being married to two women at
Edward-Mother, I'd like to ask
you a question.
Mrs. Dent-Well, what is it,
Edward-When a lightning bug
lightens, why doesn't it thunder?
Walter-Ma, kin I go out in the
street? Pa says there is going to be
an eclipse of the sun.
Mrs. Smith-Yes, but dou't get
Clark Owen, face scratched, cloth-
ing torn and covered with dust,
rushed into a police station with a
yelp of vengeance. "The car that
hit me three minutes ago was No.
345-804-," he howled. "I can prove
he was exceeding the limit and I
Schrader-You want a warrant
for his arrest?
Clark-No. What good would
a warrant do me at 'the rate he was
traveling? I want extradition pa-
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When Mr. Eckman was visiting
in New York he was entertained at
dinner by a group of business and
professional men, and in turn' enter-
tained the crowd by telling some
choice anecdotes in his own inimi-
A lawyer who was present con-
tinually walked up and down the
room with his hands in his pockets.
Finally he stopped and turned to
"You are the first person I have
ever heard tell a funny story."
"Thanks," said Mr. Eckman,
smiling, "I'll return the compli-
ment. You are the first lawyer I
have ever seen with his hands in his
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Mr. Eckman-VVhat did you
learn from the writing on the wall?
Bill Dent-That the walls hadn't
been cleaned for a long time.
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Virginia Eastman-I wonder what
cannibals do with their victim's
Elsie Wade-Oli, probably make
noodle soup of them.
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Irrate parent-IVhen that young
man that is always putting ashes on
the floor comes to see you again I
am going to sit on him.
Mary Cox-Oh, let me do it,
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Miss Bondurant-Clinton, tell n1e
something about John Milton.
Clinton Chumbley--Wlell, he got
married and wrote "Paradise Lost,"
then his wife died and he wrote
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Russell Kirby-If a cannibal ate
his father and mother, what would
Celia Mumpower-VVell, I don't
Russell-He would be an orphan.
Malcolm Long-You are so won-
derful, so beautiful, so marvelous,
Agnes S.--So what?
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Mary jackson was reading an
essay that she had written, when
she came to the part where she was
"You sift tl1e Hour, and put in an
egg or two, then a few other in-
gredients, then stir vigorously.
Next you put it into a pan, and
slam it in the oven. Pace around
until you think it is done. And
what have you got?"
Elsie Wade-You are so different,
honey. My last boy friend took too
long to say good-night.
Tad Steger-Lingered, eh?
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Evelyn Elkins-Here is a little
book that tells all about milk.
Pauline Iieistei'-Why is it so
Evelyn-It's a condensed version.
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Fred Cole-My good lady, this
used Ford is an opportunity of a
Prospective Buyer-You're right,
I hear it knocking. V
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Miss Pugh-Who was the world's
Roswell Seagle-Thomas Edison.
He invented the phonograph and
the radio so people could stay up at
night and use his light bulbs.
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Miss Kinder-The ancients con-
sidered the liver the seat of affec-
Laura King Harman-Yes, and
now it's the knee.
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Clark Owen-How long can a
man live without brains?
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I. B.-What did your girl give
you for Christmas?
Tad-She gave me a week-end
J. B.-Oh, a new hat.
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Audrey-Come on, let's go to the
Vkfinifred-I'm busy. I got this
mail-order catalogue to read through,
and all I got is one day more. On
the wrapper it said, "Return in five
days," and tomorrow's the last day.
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N THIS annual we feel that the staff has for the first time
stepped a little off the beaten path in attempting something
that is not just a stereo of foregoing annuals.
We Wish to commend them for this.
I A word as to the motive of this endeavor. One sees every-
where so-called modernistic art in design of our every-day neces-
sities, be they match boxes or cars. Behind all this is an attempt
to bring out some spirit to identify these articles or to facilitate
their uses. '
So in designing this annual we have by the use of lines and
dots and irregular spacing attempted to increase the enjoyment
of the pages of this annual and to bring the main points of
interest in each page to the fore.
david c. kent
White and glenn building, pulaski, va.
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