Pulaski High School - Oriole Yearbook (Pulaski, VA)

 - Class of 1936

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Page 74 text:

Mr. Eckman-VVhat did you learn from the writing on the wall? Bill Dent-That the walls hadn't been cleaned for a long time. if as if Virginia Eastman-I wonder what cannibals do with their victim's heads? Elsie Wade-Oli, probably make noodle soup of them. ' ek wk if Irrate parent-IVhen that young man that is always putting ashes on the floor comes to see you again I am going to sit on him. Mary Cox-Oh, let me do it, father! if ak Pk Miss Bondurant-Clinton, tell n1e something about John Milton. Clinton Chumbley--Wlell, he got married and wrote "Paradise Lost," then his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regainedf' if if ik Russell Kirby-If a cannibal ate his father and mother, what would he be? Celia Mumpower-VVell, I don't know. Russell-He would be an orphan. itil Malcolm Long-You are so won- derful, so beautiful, so marvelous, so-so- Agnes S.--So what? ak Sk if Mary jackson was reading an essay that she had written, when she came to the part where she was attemptingtomakeacake. Shesaid, "You sift tl1e Hour, and put in an egg or two, then a few other in- gredients, then stir vigorously. Next you put it into a pan, and slam it in the oven. Pace around until you think it is done. And what have you got?" Norman Rauhof-Indigestion. Elsie Wade-You are so different, honey. My last boy friend took too long to say good-night. Tad Steger-Lingered, eh? Elsie--No, stuttered. all Pk Ik Evelyn Elkins-Here is a little book that tells all about milk. Pauline Iieistei'-Why is it so small? Evelyn-It's a condensed version. if if ik Fred Cole-My good lady, this used Ford is an opportunity of a lifetime. Prospective Buyer-You're right, I hear it knocking. V if SY 7F Miss Pugh-Who was the world's smartest man? Roswell Seagle-Thomas Edison. He invented the phonograph and the radio so people could stay up at night and use his light bulbs. wk Bk Sk Miss Kinder-The ancients con- sidered the liver the seat of affec- tion. Laura King Harman-Yes, and now it's the knee. at 4: af Clark Owen-How long can a man live without brains? DanUmberger-Youshouldknow. PF 14 14 I. B.-What did your girl give you for Christmas? Tad-She gave me a week-end set. 7 J. B.-Oh, a new hat. Pk Bk Dk Audrey-Come on, let's go to the show. Vkfinifred-I'm busy. I got this mail-order catalogue to read through, and all I got is one day more. On the wrapper it said, "Return in five days," and tomorrow's the last day.

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JOKES Miss Dalton-Judy, how can you tell if there is fire in the human body? Judy Morrell-You can see smoke on cold days. 'lf if Ik Miss Frye-How is a well-ordered school room like a Ford? Tom McAdoo-Easy, the crank's in front. Miss Frye-And all the nuts are in their places. iii Miss Pugh-Name one thing we have now that we did not have one hundred years ago. Dan Umberger finterrupting Miss Pughj-Me? Miss Pugh-I mean that we could live without. rkfklk Mary Currin Eskridge-If you were standing over a dime, how would you resemble Woolworth? Elizabeth Bowman-I'll b i t e, how? Mary C. Eskridge-Nothing over ten cents. Hllkrk Miss Dalton--Bill, tell me all you know about nitrates. Bill Macgill Csleepilyl-Well,they are a lot cheaper than ,day rates. 3421? Miss Kinder-Why do we speak of ghosts in Latin? Lincoln Baugh-Because Latin's a dead language. if if FF Herman jones-Mary, do you play by ear? Mary Cox-No, my neck is not long enough. Bobby Cecil-Say, C. J., if you had live bucks in your pocket, what would you think? C. J. Haislip-I would think that I had someone else's pants on. lkvkill "It is funny I do not remember limping when I left home," said Mr. Rice, as he walked down the street with one foot on the curb and the other in the gutter. iklkik Dulcie Bentley-You are wrong in thinking that it's quite a coinci- dence that Columbus, Washington, and Lincoln were all born on holi- days. if Sli lk "Did you ever do any public speaking?" asked the man in the largest rocker. "Yes," replied Chester Hall, "I proposed to a girl over a party line." ii if if H. C. V.-Darling," haven't I al- ways given you my salary check the first of every month? Blanche-Yes, but you never told me you got paid twice a month, you unprincipled embezzler. Sk JY if Mrs. White-Why are you eating with your knife? Jack--My fork leaks. IC if lk "But, your honor, I was not drunk," said John Sowers. "Then explain why this officer found you climbing a lamp post," asked Judge Deeds. "Because, judge, a couple of cro- codiles had been following me around, and I thought I'd just Climb the post and escape them." i

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First Boy-My father has George Washington's watch. Second Boy-That's nothing, my father has Adam's apple. if at IK Billy Aylor-Say, Walter, what is a synonym? Walter Runyon-A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. Ik Ik IF Edward Dent-There is a lot of electricity in my hair. Walter Smith-Sure, it's con- nected to a dry cell. if if Pk Miss Dalton-James, Why don't you get busy and do the experiment that I have assigned? What are you looking for, anyway? Ed. Bowman-A chair. ik 1' Ik Elizabeth Hall was talking to Mr. Rice Kas usualj just before the Wytheville Football Game. Elizabeth-Mr. Rice, I bet you the score is 0-0. Mr. Rice-I hope you are wrong Cas usualj. Elizabeth-W'ell, it is always 0-0 before the game. lk lk lk Kendall Kirkner-I got China when I turned on my short-wave set at 3:00 o'clock, A. M. Robert Carson-China and what else? Kendall-China, flowerpots, milk bottles and shoes! wk ek lk Virginia Wallner-NVhy are Sen- ior caps square? Billy Rhudyh-Why, to lit the blockheads, of course. lk Fl! if "What's the penalty for bigarny?" "Being married to two women at once!" Edward-Mother, I'd like to ask you a question. Mrs. Dent-Well, what is it, dear? Edward-When a lightning bug lightens, why doesn't it thunder? 4111141 Walter-Ma, kin I go out in the street? Pa says there is going to be an eclipse of the sun. Mrs. Smith-Yes, but dou't get too close. iii Clark Owen, face scratched, cloth- ing torn and covered with dust, rushed into a police station with a yelp of vengeance. "The car that hit me three minutes ago was No. 345-804-," he howled. "I can prove he was exceeding the limit and I want-I want-" Schrader-You want a warrant for his arrest? Clark-No. What good would a warrant do me at 'the rate he was traveling? I want extradition pa- pers. ik if 'li When Mr. Eckman was visiting in New York he was entertained at dinner by a group of business and professional men, and in turn' enter- tained the crowd by telling some choice anecdotes in his own inimi- table way. A lawyer who was present con- tinually walked up and down the room with his hands in his pockets. Finally he stopped and turned to the speaker. "You are the first person I have ever heard tell a funny story." "Thanks," said Mr. Eckman, smiling, "I'll return the compli- ment. You are the first lawyer I have ever seen with his hands in his own pockets."

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