Pulaski High School - Oriole Yearbook (Pulaski, VA)

 - Class of 1932

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Page 80 text:

Scfumor ll A r--- . HMT' iw E!!! 'K Q gl? h l' xx .LTI e 'T ' C' ' 'ggi Q .. 1 hm' Most of these jokes are old, A few of these jokes are new, Some of these jokes are borrowed- We hope you like a few. It was not so easy to find therng Wfe feel that We're not to blame. If none of these please your fancy Will you read them just the same? SCULPTURE Lyons jones-Bill, what's a "Grecian urn?" Billy Matheney-Oh, I don't knowg about 3525 a week unless he owns a restau- rant. THIS CAN'T BE LEAP YEAR Mr. Ford Cin classj-What do you want Santa Claus to bring you? Dorothy Wallner-An aeroplane. Mr. Ford-Do you want a pilot to go with it? Dorothy-Oh, can you fly an aeroplane? SPIRITS Convalescent CM. Surmtt to a friendl- Thanks very much for the brandy peaches. Although the doctor would not let me eat the peaches, I enjoyed the spirit in which they were sent. BEGINNING YOUNG Miss Dyer was testing the knowledge of a kindergarten class. Clapping a half- dollar on the desk she said sharply, "What is that?" Quentin D. Cfrom the back fowl-Tails. F Tr' ' w ff . .I .. It WAS HE DEAF? Catherine Wood had just finished read- ing her essay. Miss Draper-Now, Iesse, have you any "Idea" what an essay is? Jesse Spangler-No, ma'am! Miss Dalton-I'm cutting grades 10 points for talking. Jim, what do you think you deserve. Jim Haley-10 below zero. I made zero and talked. BUDDING EINSTEIN "Now then, Wade Cline," said the teacher, "I want to set you a little prob- lem. Suppose there were five children and their mother had only four potatoes to share between them. She wants to give each child an equal share. How would she do it?" "Mash the potatoes." LIVING UP TO HIS CALLING Hunter-May I marry your daughter? Stern Father-What is your vocation? Hunter-I'm an actor. Stern Father Qangrilyj-Then get out before the foot lights. SAVING DAD TROUBLE Irate Parent-When that young cub who's paying you attention comes here again I'll sit on him. Helen Dix-Oh, let me do it, father. fl'- is xl

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V. ,,. , , if 1.1 1 7:1-cg.: - .. 5763? gf? Zi'i'fWil'f'I Akefdg K The greatest of all of our busi- ness schemes, The Seniors started to sell maga- zines: From door to door we deter- minedly went- Where one didn't go some one else waslsent. Then the juniors came along with a helping hand And had a Bake Sale that was perfectly grand. They gave all the money un- seliish and willing- Oh, the juniors are angels! they kept not a shilling. 50" V :Si Cu " N V . i fig? We haunted the streets and roamed the town, And argued the people up and down Until we got a subscription-we just knew how. We all got together for the In- dian Pow-Wow. This ends the epic of struggle and work, We Seniors havefought and won our reward. We hope that in the pages of our Oriole You will glean pleasure from each printed word. Peggy Coltrane, '32, Author. Illargaret Kent, '32, Artist. 71

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LlFE'S LITTLE SURPRISES Alberta-Why didn't you tell me I had a dab of rouge on the tip of my nose? Billy-How should a man know how you girls want to wear your complexion? PERFECT HARMONY Father-Daughter, I don't like that young man you go with. Frances Cummings-Yeah? Well, don't worry, you're simply poison to him, too. EVIDENTLY A MODERNIST Waiter--These are the best eggs we have had for years. Miss Du Val-Well, bring me some you haven't had so long. JUST DUCK THE SQUIRRELS Don't worry if your job is small, And your rewards are fewg Remember that the mighty oak Was once a nut like you. KNOWS HIS JANE Commander-Now, suppose you are on your post one dark night. Suddenly a person appears from behind and wraps two strong arms around you so that you can't use your rifle. VVhat will you call then? Cadet Adams-Let go, Ozzie. Billy Vier-Miss Croswhite, did you ever hear a rabbit bark? Miss Croswhite-Rabbits do not bark. Billy-But, Miss Croswhite, my Biol- ggyk book says rabbits eat cabbage and ar '. Mrs. Hall-Tell me something about John Milton. Hazel Craig-Well, he got married and wrote "Paradise Lost," then his wife died and he wrote "Paradise Regainedf' Nell Morehead Cto visitarl-Wliat do you know about cows? You don't even know if that's a jersey cow. Virginia Miles-I don't know from here, 'cause I can't see the license. NOT STONE BLIND I She-You got fooled on this diamond ring. I-Ie-I guess not. I know my onions. She-Maybe, but not your carats. TRAMP! TRAM P! Du Val-Ah, it certainly does seem good to be dancing. Nancy B.-Yes, I suppose there's no- thing like the feel of a good toe under your foot again. GIVE HER A TIN MEDAL "Fuzz Hall is so conceitedf' "Yes, on his last birthday he sent a tele- gram of congratulations to his mother!" GI RLS' PRIZE RACKET In leap year women may propose, But still-and here's the sting- The timid, bashful victim knows That he must buy the ring. Miss DuVal-W hat is the longest word in the English language? E. Aust-Rubber, because it stretches. Carmen Dalton-I have added the figures ten times, sir. Mr. Ford-Good. Carmen-Here are the ten answers. Miss Pugh-Doesn't that little boy over there swear terribly? Mrs. Hall-Yes, he doesn't put any ex- pression into it at all. Mr. Eckman has become very absent- minded. The other day he viewed him- self in the hair brush instead of the mirror and declared that he needed a shave. "Shall I brain him?" cried a hazer, And the victim's courage fled. "You can'tg it is a Freshmang Just hit him on the head."

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