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“George,” murmured the sweet young girl as she nestled close to him, “cigars are nothing but a habit.” “Yes, and you’ve succeeded in breaking one of my habits,” said George as he took the remains of an Havana from his waistcoat pocket. Kathleen Hurst — Why do you wear sideburns? Bill Stull— It only takes one-half as long to shave. Ethel Lyons — I heard that Gillie kissed Bud right in public. Virginia Duncan — Did you ever! Ethel — No. Freshie — Mr. Brugh, how old are you? Mr. Brugh — I have seen thirty summers. Freshie — Mr. Brugh, how many summers have you been blind? Miss Thomas (at desk during exam) — I wish some one would suggest a way of keeping you pupils away from this desk with all these needless questions. Dean Creger — Eat onions. Colleen Seagle — I like your cigarette holder. Woodson Cummings — Why I never use one. Colleen — Please don’t be so dense. Miss Stull (in biology class) — Can anyone in the class name something that grows without sunlight? Mildred Hall — An egg. Mother — Sonny, why are you crying? H. Dewey — I am not crying, I’m irrigating my eye lashes. Miss Thomas — What are the two kinds of democracy? Dean Creger — Pure and representative. Miss Thomas — Can you think of any place in U. S. that has a pure democracy? Dean Creger — Switzerland has. [ 117 ]
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Miss Woodruff — My night class are little angels. Cecil Bosang — Yes, with horns. She — And knowing my sentiments on the subject, did that odious Tecumseh insult you by offering you a drink? George Crowder — -That’s what he did. She — And how did you resent it? George (meekly) — I swallowed the insult. John Calfee — This food isn’t fit for a pig to eat. Waiter — Then don’t eat it, sir. A GRAVE MISTAKE Charlie Gatewood — Hello! I want to order a box for to- morrow. At the other end — What size? “There will be six of us in the party.” “But they only come in single sizes; we’ll have to have it made special.” “Is this the Dalton Theatre?” “No, this is the undertaker.” Hilda- — I went to see the new play last night. Colleen — Full of ideas, isn’t it? Hilda — Yes, I noticed a skirt of lace cross-gored, a coat in a new shade of grey, and an orange tunic decorated with green spots. Marvin- — The ancients considered the liver the seat of affection. Bud — Yes, and now it’s the knee. Miss Thomas had been impressing upon her pupils the dire fate of Tyre and Sidon, after which she inaugurated a cross- examination. “What became of Sidon?” she asked Patrick O’Dell. “It was destroyed,” answered Patrick. “And what became of Tyre.” Patrick hesitated and then replied decisively: “Punctured.” [ 116 ]
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Kathryn Snapp — Stop that man, he wanted to kiss me! Cop — That’s all right miss, there’ll be another one along in a minute. Bill Thomas — Anybody in here got any glue? Carson Dalton (brightly) — 1 got a safety pin. Bill — I’m afraid you need that. Tim Cecil — 1 have absolutely nothing to wear. Kat Dudley — Well put it on and let’s go. Margaret Dyer — I think the Charleston is awful. Frances Mullins — I can’t learn it either. Rachella Scott — Let’s do something odd, something ec- centric. Virginia Duncan — All right, let’s go down to Seagle’s and hunt for gum under the tables. Bill Thomas — Say, did you know that you can get a good ch ' cken dinner for ten cents down town. Bud Crockett — Where? Bill — -At the feed store. Jack Shuff — I paid my fourth visit to the beauty shop today. Julian Groseclose — Strange you can’t get waited on. Dr. Draper — Duane, why is it that you are always at the bottom of the class? Duane — It doesn’t make any difference, daddy; they teach the same things at both ends. Wilbur — -What would you say if I were to throw you a kiss? Sadie 1 — I’d say you were the laziest boy I ever met. “Mabel, you grow more beautiful every day.” “Oh, Jack, you do exaggerate.” “Well, then every other day.” [ 118 ]
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