Presque Isle High School - Ship Yearbook (Presque Isle, ME)

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28 P. I. H. S. Five Star Final--The Wildcats. Girl Crazy-Fred McConnell. God's Gift to Women-Rodney Ben- jamin. It's Tough to be Famous-Coach Han- scom. Ladies of the Big House-Female students in the high school. Little Caesar-Henry Clay' Ruark, Jr. Local Boy Makes Good-Harold Glidden. The Mad Genius-Mr. Chamberlain. Monkey Business-Arthur Brown. The Miracle Woman-Miss Johnson. Night Nurse-Shirley Nye. The Public Enemy4Maxine Hopkin- son. Silence-Dudley Ashby. S0 Big-1Philip Christie. Sob Sister-Tedlcly Hanson. A successful Calamity-Sally Akeley. A Tailor-Made Man-Ed. Sherlock. Taxi !-Harold Murphy. We Three-Helene Folsom, Viola Bowers and Pauline Patterson. :The Wiser Sex-Everyone knows this one! A Woman Commands-Miss Conant. Women Love Once-Barbara Hutch- eon. Modern youth interprets Milton: Maurice Allen: Those who stand in wait are also served. FAVORITE REMARKS OF THE FACULTY Miss Bailey: Now, class, when I was in high school- Miss Carter: I Didn't hear. Mr. Chamberlain: Huw do we know? How can we prove it ? Miss Conant! 'lPardon ? Mr. Connor: You wouldn't kid me, would you? Mr. Cunningham: Whassat? SH LP Y ., . -,-,:eeeEe.-., ,M Miss Fillmore: Lilbrary? Mr. Hanscom: If you expect to win this game, you'd better get busy. Mr. Hayes: Mr. Cunningham! Miss Houghton: How would you say- 1Mr. Jenkins: Get the point? Miss Johnson: Now, the fresh- men- 'Miss Kitcheni Oh, yes, you can too do it! Mr. Loring: How boys- Mr. MCG a u g h y : Theoretically speaking,- Miss McKusick: In other words, Miss Stoddard: Girls, the bell has rung! The civics class was discussing higgh-sclno-ol education. During the dis- cussion Delbert Bonville asked: How many juniors and s e n i o r s take illalmolive writing? Jack Goldstone fgivingg an oral re- port in senior Englishl: -and cer- tain kinds of trees started growing before B. C. Dot Delong: Who plays in Ace B'ishop's orchestra? Arlyne Condon Cthinking of Hu- bert and Walter Shawl: Oh, the Hayes boys. Miss 'Conant in senior Englishi What is the difference between pgs- cede and proceed? Fred McConnell: Precede means to go before, and proceed means to go behind. 'Miss McKusick: Glidden, stay a half hour tonight for chewing gum. Harold Glidden: 'AI thought the duty on that had been removed. Miss 'McKusick: Well, I've put a boycott on it!

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f W n F W W P. I. SHIP 27 lDawn Rediker's favorite story: Bunny Rabbit. Have you read French Made Easyl' by Margaret Wood ? Shirley Nye fwalking anound a cor- nerlz 'APu11 in your neck, kid, we'ne going around a turn! Miss McKusick in American his- tory: Who was another man? Helen Boyle: Paine, Miss McKusick: Yes, but not that pain! Mr. McGaughy: Uiand uit is fun t-or read friction. Hillston Kilcollins Cin freshman algebraj: Miss Johnson, I cou1'clln't find anything about pollywogsf' Irving Dewitt in American history: VVhere did the Battle of Saratoga take place? Mr. Loring Qdiscussing certain quali- ties in milky: One could live for- ever on bread and milk. , Mr. McGuaghy: Walton, what does a man pick for when picking a wife? Ralph Walton: I don't know, I never picked one. Miss McKusick in American his- tory: What do we connect with the date of 1793? Elwood Harmon: The War of 1'8- 12. 'Miss Conant Ccorrecting senior Eng- lish papersl: Ive -ffound everything here except that Lindbergh's child is Babe Ruth. Mr. McGaughy in American his-- tory: What is the difference between tariffs and taxes ? . 'Clarence Burnett: They're spelled differently. Autice Wilder: Dio you know the easiest way to get up in the morn- ing ? Shirley Nye fswallowing it hook, line, and sinkerjf No, how? Autice Wilder: Get out of bled! Miss McKusick in American his- tory: What railroad was completed in 1869? Elwood Harmon: The A. V. R. R. Miss Conant in senior English: VVhat is the meaning iof U. S. S. R.? 'Walter Shaw: United States Sal- vation Army. Found on a senior's English test: The 'Cr-edit Mobilier means that a person can -get credit on mo-bile oil. Norma Berrie in senior history: Lincoln once walked six months to pay back thnee cents he had over- charged a woman. Miss Conant in senior English: Complete the quotation 'It is better to have loved and lost- ' Inda Smithi '-than to have wooed and won'. Miss McKusick: Where: 'did the Confleudleracy get the Virginia P Hugh Melville: They raised it. Senatorial courtesy: W h e n one senator tips his hat to another. THE STARS AND THEIR LATEST MOVIES Almost Married-Miss Bailey. Ambition--Hubert Shaw. The Big Shot-Ralph Sweetser. Caught Plastered-Don Cooper, Ace Bishop, and Fred McConnell. Confessions of a Co-ed-Edith Cur- rie. The Finger Points-'Mr. McGaughy. Five and Ten-Carmen Albert.

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Wi W mm fWYP.l.VH M. Hayes: Hey, Aut, is your watch right P A Wilder: CAbsentrnindlyJ Yes, on- ly it's five minutes early! Arthur Bnown's favorite selection from Scott's Lady of the Lake: The stag at eve had drunk' his fill, lWhere danced the moon on Hardly Hill. 'Mr. McGauighy in civics class! I had left the red hot iron on a chair, and my little sister took hold -of it and -burned her hands. Hattie Sites: Well, naturally! It's the little things that count.- Jasper Packard. Here's to the Freshmen! 'Green little dears, We hope they'll change color In later years. 'Miss :McKusick in American his- tory: Why do you think people could drink salt water and live? Norma Berrie: Couldn't they strain it? Miss Fillmore in senior latin: Translate, Marjorie. 'Marjorie Tompkinszz He had a horse- , Miss Fillmore: lD'id ylou say you were hoarse? Miss Conant in senior English: What is the bird of darkness? Harold lPrescott1 The bat. Mrs. Williams in American history: freferrin-g to something Janet Morn- .eault hadl said at which the class had laughedlz Now really, she isn't as off as she looks to be! Miss McKusick: Could we have a little more heat in Rooms 'One and' Two? . Sli? SHIP 29 Mr. Markee: Yes, send down a pail with a tight cover. Miss Houghton in French I: How do you say sit down? Margaret Dudley: Squattez-vous. Florence Carpenter in American history: Where was the first blood- shed vorf the 'Civil War? Mr. McGaughy Cas Waldo Libby dropped a pair of scissors on the floorj: Are you taking up home ec- onomics ? Waldo Libbyi No, that's a cooking utensil. Miss 'McKusick in European his- tory: Other ways of gaining land were by war, marriage, or some peace'- ful means. Hugh Melville in American his- tory: The President of the Senate is the Vice-president anyway, ain't he ? Miss Conant in senior English: Give an example of coincidence. Ralph Bishop: :'Tfo see the students bf the entire high school studying their lessons for the next day. Miss Conant: Nic, I'd call that a miracle! WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF: Lois Brown couldn't walk to school with B. Street? Mug Dow couldn't crack -gum? L. Crandall and P. Lovering didn't play tag when the teachers weren't looking? W. Shaw couldn't tease J. Gold- stone? N. Berrie behaved herself in the study hall? Tim couldn't blush?